Are dogs inherently fascistic?

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>>2283983
Dogs are collectivist.

>>2283983
No, dogs are monarchists and cats are leftists/libertines.

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Dogs are inherently amazing

https://youtu.be/8HLcFZNje_w

dogs are good boys who dindu nuffin trying to get dey life back on track and get some treatz

Reminder to never kiss your dogs.

Bringing your face really close to theirs deeply hurts their self-esteem.

>>2284012
What about birds? They seem anarchic on the outside but they all actually all conformists.

>>2283983
Anything loving is fascistic.

https://youtu.be/wUurm6fQ750

Dogs are the goodest good boys watch as this pupper defends his girl from a wolf anyone who shit talks puppers should be fed to pigs

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Pupper's are pure and are truly man's best friend.

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>>2284231
That's a Kuchi dog, they're native to the Middle East and Anatolia, basically hunt wolves for a living.

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Dogs are basically the deformed jester that the King keeps in his throne room to tell him riddles and dance.

>>2284231
cute pupper

>>2284241
It's actually a Carpathian dog, though livestock guardian dogs of that type probably do trace their lineage to Turkey and central asia

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>>2283983
Cats are better

>>2284249
Are you sure? I read some of the comments and that was my point, I own 2 (the other pic) and the tail/stomach type is very unique. I noticed the dog in the vid has one but googling it the Carpathian dog does look a lot more similar so perhaps I'm wrong. Perhaps they are closely related like the Kangal dog is to the Kuchi dog.

>>2284249
Yes, you are definitely right infact. Carpathian dogs have those stomachs too, it makes them very fast runners. Both are herding dogs though.

>>2284250
Dogs are pets.
Cats are roommates.

>>2284259
>Both are herding dogs though.
*Livestock guardian dog

Herding dogs actually serve a different purpose.

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>>2284250
Now that's one cool cat.

>>2284271
Well, I know their purpose in Afghanistan is to protect livestock from wolves and many become stray in places like Kabul.

>>2283983

Dogs are great and communistic. The good of the pack outweighs the good of the individual.

I do SAR with my dog, who is more like my companion and partner than my pet. In fact, she isn't my pet at all. We are a team. She goes everywhere I go and if she isn't welcome then I do not go there. To be fair though, we have to be ready to go on "missions" at any time though so me having to go get her from what I'm doing would be pretty stupid and take even more time. With missing people, time is critical.

And she's a good friend.

>>2284195
wrong

>>2284204
Having birds of my own they are very much community oriented, but nomadic. They are kinda like the mongols.

>>2284374
I wouldn't eat that top pancake if you paid me

>>2284299
Dogs are too good for us, keep up the good work

>>2284195
You're thinking about hugging a dog, which they feel is an act of dominance

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They're inherently KEKS and so are you.

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>>2283983
cats > dogs 2bh

I still like both though

>>2284448
Well you want a pet that is servile to you, if you think of animal as your equal then you're a colossal beta.

Childhood is loving puppies
Adulthood is realizing dogs make more sense

>>2284400
>pancake

>>2284448
Fuck off GOATfucker

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Dogs are inherently oligarchic-republican.

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>>2283983
the only things dogs are good for is being used to test out woodchippers

>>2284469
This

>>2284874
>uniromically being a nonwhite

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>>2284250
>>2284266
>>2284273
>>2284374
>>2284448
>>2284469
>>2284874
>>2284893

>>2284448
Reminder H.P. Lovecraft was scared of
>Penguins
>The ocean
>Time
>Black people
>Asian people
>Jews
>Women
>Science

>>2284448
what kind of faggot writes something like this, why did he feel the need to philosophize about how smart his cat is

Contrary to what I had heard and read, dogs are actually very tasty. Would recommend.

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>>2284900
>>2284900
nice

Why does the western world treat dogs with such respect in comparison to places like China?

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>>2285688
because west is bettr

>>2285688
because dogs aren't a food source for the west.

An Indian can ask the same question about the west treating cows as food.

>/his/ is a board for quality discussion, supposed to be a degree about /b/ or /pol/
>lets argue about cats vs dogs

>>2285695

I grew up near a ton of Vietnamese people, my friends parents would always complain that their kids smelled like dog when they came home. While you do have a point, it's not the whole picture.

Dogs are tribalists. If you are part of their pack they will love you. If not they bark at you.

Cats are individualists. Ayn Rand loved cats.

>>2285699
That's a huge issue.
The west treats dogs like pets and companions and showers them with love and affection.

East asians eat them because easily available food source that lives close to humans.

>>2285706

But what caused westerners to revere dogs? Treating dogs like shit isn't even an Asian thing.

>>2285709
Dogs are literally breed to be our companions. It's the closest thing humans have to mutualist evolution

>>2285709
Largely the absence of stray dogs. Having efficient city services does wonders for most pests in the city.

>>2285713

Then shouldn't most of the world be best buds with dogs like we are?

>>2285721
Most of the world is best buds you mong.

That has nothing to do with stray and rabid dogs being a menace that need to be put down.

>>2285725

Yeah I'm sure dogs get treated so well outside of the western sphere.

>>2285728
People outside the "western sphere" treat their dogs well enough.

>>2285713

Depends, in many places they are bred for the table. Personally I'd rather have one in my freezer than running round my home and I'm not Asian!

>>2285709
the same reason westerners treat their women so well and become so far left they cuckold themselves

>>2285805
wow so edgy

>>2283983
dogs = reddit
cats = 4chan

This thread really isn't a surprise

>>2286101
I think you're confused pal, every emaciated numale redditor has a cat, 4chan is dogbro country.

>>2286107

Yeah, remember dogurday? That was cool.

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>>2286107
You're pretty fucking new.

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>>2286107
lol I've been a lurker for a very, very long time but I must break my silence to tell you you're a huge faggit if you sincerely believe this

>>2284448
The irony is that a domesticated animal that pays no mind to you shows your own incompetency. I could raise a kitten to act just like a dog. It would bring me the stick and it would be fucking pleased beyond measure to have done it. A dog chasing a stick you throw is play + prey drive. Go back in time and show this fuckstick's cat a laser pointer so he can reassess his views.

>>2286858
Catgirls =/= cats

>>2284231
That wolf showed no intention of hurting the girl though

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>>2284448

>>2285688
We recognise their intelligence and potential for love and loyalty. Dogs are considered family members here

>>2285721
Other races do not have such a long history with dogs. Humans evolved to love them just as dogs evolved to love humans

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>>2286917
cats are for petting
catgirls are for loving

>>2284195
No, dogs love to lick their owners face, its a sign the that owner will allow them and trust them to come near their face to groom them with licking, which is a sign of affection from the dog.

>>2283983
I find it curious that certain cultures had purposefully bred smaller and more deformed dogs rather than continuing to breed the ones more fit for serving his eternal partner,an example of this being the dachshund or the shih tzu, these breeds have no practical application whatsoever but they were bred for the fuck of it, was it just becausethey were cute?

>>2284335
What about raptors like eagles, falcons and hawks? They don't have any community orientation, they are solitary animals, as far as my knowledge goes. Could different species of bird have inherently different dispositions?

>>2284469
I can appreciate why would like a cat, they are interesting to observe and display great intelligence at times, but personally, eternal loyalty of the doggo appeals to me, knowing your companion would be truly sad if you were to leave them gets me all fuzzy inside.

>>2284874
Watch that edge there boi, might cut yourself

>>2286996
>an application of love and companship isn't an application
>every dog needs to be a farm hand or a sheep herder
What did he mean by this?

>>2285688
It stems from history and culture, many nations and cultures of Europe used dogs in war, hunting, herding, e.t.c, thus western culture developed a mentality that dogs are companions, and naturally, we hold a deeper compassion for them because they are worth more alive than dead, I would assume this attitude is not prominent in China because historically dogs were not used as much, but i'm not very informed on Chinese history so I could be wrong, they may just not give a shit and eat whatever can be considered food.

Cats are libertarians
Dogs are conservatives
Cagirls are communist

Anyone who treats an animal like his friend or companion is an extraordinary beta and indeed equal to said animal.
Talk to any masculine rural people who use animals daily and view them strictly as a tool, not as their buddy. Fraternizing with animals is something only urban numale losers, lonely women and small children do, trying to anthropomorphize a creature that's not even smart enough to comprehend your existence. And it doesn't matter if it's a dog or a cat or a cow, it's fucking pathetic.

>>2287027
t. Ahmed

>>2287015
A german shepherd will give you as much love and companionship as a shih tzu or chihuahua will, and as a plus they can be infinitely more useful than a lapdog, I don't see your point. Why even have lapdogs?

>>2287027
>Bangs goat
>Views it as tool
nice going, Muhammad.

>>2287033
Swing and a miss, 100% European, you glorified furfaggot.

>>2287027
t. !Xobile

>>2287038
100% Swedish, right Ahmed

>>2287038
>I know farmers
>They have farm hand dogs and companion dogs
kys with your weak generalization eurofag.

>>2287038
And from what part of Evropa do you hail anon?

>>2287035
Early sailors would actually use small White dogs to barter with. They would take them on their ships as companions. Obviously that makes more since than taking a German Shepard on a cramped boat ride which will last months or days.

I don't see your point. Every dog serves some kind of function.

>>2287045
Literally 100% of my ancestors are from rural Thuringia as far as records go but keep trying nigger.

>>2287049
Germany.

>>2286996
>>2287035
"dachshund was developed to scent, chase, and flush out badgers and other burrow-dwelling animals"
talk shit about other breeds, dumbass

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>Anyone who treats an animal like his friend or companion is an extraordinary beta and indeed equal to said animal.

>>2287055
>100% rape baby of a Turkish Soviet solider.

>>2287027

>animals aren't friends
>they're just fucktoys for us countryfolk to stick our dicks in

>>2287054
Okay first of all, that sounds made up, second of all, even if it was true, its still retarded because now you just have another mouth to feed on a boat where everyone has a job to do, except for the little lapdog, it still serves no function except just being there. I still don't see your point, lapdogs are useless.

>>2287055
>germany

Oh I am laffin Ahmed

>>2287062
That would still be whiter than any American currently alive.

>>2287068
>fucktoys
It says more about you than it does about me if the first thing to come to your mind regarding animals is fucking them, dog fucker. And I'm pretty positive sex usually requires emotional intimacy so it's kind of a weird point to bring up.

>>2287058
Kek, how about just having a breed that can hunt the badger and other burrow dwelling animals instead of leaving the disposal of it to you? You know, like, say, a larger breed?


My point still stands,lapdogs are pointless.

>>2287072
>its still retarded because now you just have another mouth to feed
People enjoy dogs company. Imagining being on a boat ride for months in dangerous waters. A lapdog companion would make them happy, give them something to interact with when their bored, calm stressful nerves and are a joy to be around. If you don't see the practical function of this your just a sperger who can't comprehend it.

>>2287086
>A lapdog companion would make them happy, give them something to interact with when their bored, calm stressful nerves and are a joy to be around

That isn't a practical application, that's a luxury. None of you faggots can refute my point because it's true, a lapdog is pointless to breed.

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>>2287062
>Turkic East-German women
If only.

>>2287104
>Companionship on a boat ride is luxury
by that logic, having a German Shepard is a luxury as well. After all, you don't need a shepherd to herd sheep. It only makes it easier.

>>2287027
Nigger

>>2287141
Pipe down ameriblob.

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>>2287083
Your grandmother and Grandfather, respectively.

>>2287151
*sets my dog on you*
Nothing personnel, negro

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>>2287158
>>2287159
>all these triggered Ameritubbies kvetching and scrambling to justify their social retardation
Pottery

>>2287174
You only confirm the stereotype Germans are emotionless, loveless aspergian automatons that don't feel proper human emotions.

No wonder your women love it when foreigners come and rape them.

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>>2284594
Yes, that is a pancake. A normal pancake everywhere but in America, where your pancakes resemble your obese bodies.

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>>2287055
>East Germany
wew

>>2287174
I'm Irish

>>2287262

Unlucky.

>>2286965
>girl

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>>2287280
Delete this post boyo

>>2287262
My condolences

>>2287185
Thanks for letting us know you can only afford shitty IHOP pancakes and only have enough mental capacity to come to the conclusion that that's what every pancake in the country is like

>>2284903
To be fair, half of those are pretty frightening

>>2284594

Indeed, that is quite clearly a flapjack.

>>2287577
Agreed, fuck science, penguins and ocean man

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post your best historical dogs please

>>2287027
I've worked in the countryside as sheperd and i had a spedial connection with the doggos. You even appreciate them more than anyone in the urban areas.

>>2287005
I don't know about those birds, I suppose they are libertarians like cats seeing only to their own needs and their offspring. Penguins seem like huge anarchist communities.

>>2287068
In Colombia it's my undersanding that having sex with female donkeys is a popular past time. Man boys lose their virginty this way.

>>2283983
are you fucking retarded?

>>2287551
I don't think pancakes are that much of a luxury item.

>>2286938
No, but the dog was specifically bred to hunt wolves and was extremely wary of the wolf even being near her.
You may have seen he was just happily licking, but from his perspective he saw a lunge.

>>2285695
India eats a shitton of cows, man.

>>2284273
dere he ish!

>>2284903
Don't forget arabs.

>>2285705
> Ayn Rand loved cats.
There's a good reason to not adopt one. Fuckers can give you autism.

>>2287027
Maybe you should get some calouses in your hand, fuck boy, because in the rural areas we look for eachothers backs.

>>2283983
dogs are inherently good boys

>>2285695
dogs have been considered a source of food for the west for a long long time
last time i remember reading "edible dogs" in the inventory of an expeditionary force was when the spanish set sail to south america but it probably happen after

>>2288721
>each other = dogs

>>2288975
link related, might be an interesting read: https://elvalleinformation.wordpress.com/spanish-war-dogs/

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>>2287671

>>2287059
I use to watch that faggot all time.

>>2286107
cats are for slavs, arabs and sociopaths

dogs are for numales

>>2289075
>cats are for slavs

Stop thinking numale beta Russians on Krautchan represent Slavs, most Slavs prefer dogs by a large margin.

>>2289052
get sum, pupper

>>2283983
Oh look another dogcuck thread. Everyone knows pet rocks are clearly superior.

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>>2283983
You have exactly five seconds to explain to me why the Standard Poodle is not the greatest breed ever created.

Fight me /his/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrKevP1fh6A
dogs are National Socialists, all animals are National Socialists.

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Because even during the Roman Empire and long before they were trained and domesticated to stand behind us and by good boys

>>2284247
jesters don't tell riddles, that's the fool's job

>>2284905
because anon, he was a catfag

Best thread on /his/ right now.

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Are cats inherently communistic?

>>2288158
>Bred to Hunt their ancestral species
That's fucked up.

>>2290818
>wolves are the ancestral species of dogs
Wew

>>2290807
>when a bird enters your airspace, violating the NAP so you fire a claw at it, but your prey lands in another neighborhood cat's territory so he retaliates by gouging out your eyes

Solitary hunters?, they're ANCAP as fuck.