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Any country's history on angle brackets 2017-01-27 12:23:17 Post No. 2282609
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Let's post any country's history with angle brackets and try to guess it
I start:
>poorly inhabited
>romans happen
>wine
>476 rip
>goths
>da moozllies r comin
>da moozllies plunder
>>>>>>>500 years later
> FINALLY
>da moozllies r out
> P L V S V L T R A
> shithole
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uh....
Dalmatia?
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>>2282609
Spain/Iberia?
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>>2282609
>Dacians
>Romans
>"y r u takin r gold plz"
>Rome falls
>"We r romun"
>Turks
>"Vlad plz"
>More turks
>Boring shit happens for centuries
>Ally with Germany
>"Aww sheiiiiiiit"
>Ally with Russia
>"Aww sheeeiiiittt"
>"Nicolae plz stop"
>Christmas 1989 was a good Christmas
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>>2282609
>destroyed Europe multiple times
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>populated by spear chucking savages
>Dutch traders come
>Spanish settlers come too
>Colonial catfight
>REEEEE WESTERNERS GET OUT
>Chinese drive the Dutch away
>REEEEE CHINESE GET OUT
>Chinese give land to Japan
>REEEEE NIPPON GET OUT
>Eventually stop beheading strangers and get some trade and industry running under jap rule
>Return to china after WW2
>Gommudism happens
>notonmywatch.propagandaposter
>lose relevancy
>REEEEEEE FUCKING USURPERS
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>>2282778
Taiwan?
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>CHINKS INCOMING!
>CHINKS INCOMING!
>CHINKS INCOMING!
>CHINKS INCOMING!
>CHINKS INCOMING!
>Somebody please get the fucking chinks out of here please
>Ah Mongols, something for a change
>SURPRISE BITCHES THE CHINKS ARE BACK AGAIN!!!!!
>French imperialism
>NIPPON in and out of the game
>Haha we now commie
>Now let's fuck with other neighbors while being fucked by the American "empire"
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>>2283235
Canada
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>>2283235
Canada or Vietnam, possibly both
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>Cucked by Denmark
>Cucked by Sweden
>Cucked by Germany
>Find oil
>Who's the cuck now?
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>appear out of nowhere
>and then it gets worse
>and then it gets worse
>and then it gets worse
>and then it gets worse
>and then it gets worse
>the Bren gun is obviously superior to the Izhevsk gun
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To make it harder I'll stop it at 16th century.
>build large cities in literal jungle, the absolute madman
>collapse
>teotihuacan shows up
>build large cities again
>game of thrones in jungle
>collapse
>toltec mercenaries cuck the locals
>start rebulding kingdoms modeled on toltecs
>We wuz k'iche.
>euroniggers show up and cuck the locals again
>write popol vuh
>JUST
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>>2283283
Norway
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>>2283304
Mehico
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>>2283320
Close, just a bit more to the east.
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