ITT: Countries which are of no historic value

also trips

I mean now!

shit!

>>2277662
Am Australian, can't deny it.

No value period.

Why can't Angelos just grow up already?

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>>2277698

>>2277687
Same

>>2277662

Turn of your wifi cunt.

Does no history = no culture?
I think it's a serious problem for Australians. It's why wogs desperately cling to the threads of their ancestory. Anglos are just fecked. I work with a bloke from North Qld who got a spiral tattooed on him because he thinks it's a Celtic symbol and that 'nature has lots of spirals'. Fucking no idea about Fibonacci the dumb cunt.

>>2277724
australians have culture you guys just dont see it

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>>2277724
>I work with a bloke from North Qld who got a spiral tattooed on him because he thinks it's a Celtic symbol and that 'nature has lots of spirals'.
Uh oh

>>2277730
Nice meme.

Australian culture is literally white-ghetto culture


>oy cunt mate yaaaa ya limey cuntt hahahahah mate

>>2277739
>limey

Aussies say pom m8

>>2277739
>limey
Fuck off seppo

>>2277730

Ah yes, the famous Australian "culture". Very impressive.

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>>2277954

Forgot my image.

You cunts just jealous Da BongLord is Australian.

Culturally our irrelevance is inarguable since abos are shit and we haven't been around long enough with enough people to meet a real historical benchmark

The landmass itself has one of the worlds longest histories however being the oldest continent and posessing relics of megafauna and prehistoric life going back millions of years

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>>2277662

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>>2277968
>Australia has no culture

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>>2277662
>countries with no history
Anywhere you white boer fucks settled.

You pigskins wiped out massive empires with amazing history all on the back of germs and gunpowder. Because you dirty motherfuckers slept in stables, fucked your horses and did not shower, you brought your germs to the entire world.

>>2277730
Australian culture is torn between actual (work to relax, political apathy, intrinsic cynicism of the wealthy, idolisation of sports, BBQs) and perceived (Anglo nationalism, idolisation of alcohol, values of fairness).

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>>2277662
I'm really glad you decided to declare what constitutes "no historic value"
So I'll continue the thread by declaring that Germany, America and Argentina have no historic value. Simply because I have decided that these three countries are worthless and hold no historic value.

>>2278014

Clearly we didn't do it right since you're still around, Omlec. Want a free blanket?

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>>2278014
Man how could I forget that Europeans lived in mud huts while others had showers and soaps to keep themselves clean.

>>2277662
>Largest experiment in resocialisation of criminals in human history - successful producing one of the most prosperous and egalitarian societies in history despite starting with a huge underclass

>First society to ever elect a social democratic party and have constitutional arbitration laws

>First country to combine the US and British forms of governance

>Punched above its weight in WWI and WWII

>managed to suppress and Irish rebellion/revolution

>Most effective land distribution system of any large colonial venture

>>2278118
Also funny shenanigans

>Rum rebellion

>Irish trying to get to China by land using an arrow drawn on a piece of cloth as a compass

>The states banding together to stop one state from starting slavery because they saw what happened in the US.

>First mass mooning by women in history

>Developed an huge wool industry based on stealing special sheep from Spain via hit and run attacks with ships.

>Got a racial equality claus banned from the WWI treaty and the league of Nations to stick it to Japan,

>Formed the federal police because local cops wouldnt arrest lads who egged a prime minister.

>Renamed pastries with patriotic names to piss of the germans.

>Had a prime minister literally disapear during office

>Had a state that briefly turned into a semi dictatorship

>>2277662
You can say the same of Canada/NZ too.

Only America was the ex-anglo colony that made it big in history.

>>2278146
>Only America was the ex-anglo colony that made it big in history.

Only Colony fullstop

>>2278146
>>2278154
The US has way more population than any other Western settler colony... no wonder it had a larger impact on world affairs

We are talking about 300 million Americans... compared to...

46 million South Africans
39 million Argentinians
36 million Canadians
23 million Australians
4 million New Zealanders

>>2278146
>>2278154
>>2278295
Of the European colonies only Brazil (200 million) and Mexico (110 million) have enough population that they should have been geopolitically relevant.

The others are already punching above their weight IMHO.

>>2278300
plz be bait

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Your average Australian

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>>2277662
Most African and Latin American nations

This is /int/ shit.

>>2277662
Well none of the inputs are true

>>2280354
holy shit retard take your autism meds
you're making us look bad

>>2277739
This. Australians are literally white niggers, in fact I know actual blacks who act more human.

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>>2277730
This. All you shitposting seppos haven't got a clue what you are talking about. There is absolutely nothing more Australian than throwing a few prawns on a nice barby with a tall mug of VB in your hand you dumb cunts.

>>2279222
They have a beautiful medieval and early modern history, they just suck since 1847.

>>2280766
Yeah you know that ain't true senpai.

>>2278146
India still makes them big to this day.

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>>2277662

Australians in a nutshell.

>>2279222
geeze god knows how much i hate the Swiss for being so... ininfluent.

>>2277662
And of no value to 4chan desu

>>2277662
Albania.

Besides Enver "A pox to those who do not support the idea of a concrete box" Hoxha, there are no notable Albanian figures or historical events.

>>2277662
>historic value
Shit meme for retards.

>>2283199
Skanderbeg is pretty cool though

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>>2280354
>>2280758

Italy