What major historical figure had the most dramatic death?

Caesar would be #1

Alexander's death was pretty rad. Get super depressed about your butt buddy dying, get super drunk, then sick/poisoned and die. Except his last words were "to the strongest", and fuck up an empire as a last middle finger to the rest of the world.

>Once [Valentinian] arrived on 17 November, he received a deputation from the Quadi. In return for supplying fresh recruits to the Roman army, the Quadi were to be allowed to leave in peace. However, before the envoys left they were granted an audience with Valentinian. The envoys insisted that the conflict was caused by the building of Roman forts in their lands; furthermore individual bands of Quadi were not necessarily bound to the rule of the chiefs who had made treaties with the Romans – and thus might attack the Romans at any time. The attitude of the envoys so enraged Valentinian that he suffered a burst blood vessel in the skull while angrily yelling at them, provoking his death

>>2275643
>You will never be this angry

I would have loved to be a fly in the room just to see the reactions of the envoys, how they accidentally caused the death of the emperor

>>2275781
What would they even do at that point?

>>2275564

Caesar was literally killed on stage.

> The senate house was under renovations

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Give a speech on live Chilean radio and bid your farewells to your country with explosions and gunfire hear in the background then shoot yourself with a AK-47.

Jesus

>>2276355
i mean, i guess