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What if Jesus was a girl?

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2017-01-22 09:19:31 Post No. 2262066
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Anonymous 2017-01-22 09:19:31 Post No. 2262066 [Report]

What if Jesus was a girl?

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Anonymous 2017-01-22 09:22:35 Post No.2262085
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Anonymous 2017-01-22 09:22:35 Post No.2262085 [Report]

>>2262066
What if your mum was a tranny? She would of sharted you into existence. Oh wait, that's what happened anyway.

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Anonymous 2017-01-22 09:22:57 Post No.2262088
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>>2262066
Pretty sure she was, never seen any picture of him with beards.

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Anonymous 2017-01-22 11:01:55 Post No.2262514
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Anonymous 2017-01-22 11:01:55 Post No.2262514 [Report]

What if Jesus was an anime girl?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:36:06 Post No.2262786
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>>2262085
>when fp isn't bp

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:38:20 Post No.2262796
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 12:38:20 Post No.2262796 [Report]

>>2262066

Well of course Jesus was a girl. He's the lamb of God, offered for our sins. And lambs as sin offerings are female. Leviticus 4:32, you can look it up yourself.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:18:35 Post No.2263157
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:18:35 Post No.2263157 [Report]

The "Chant of Light" from Dragon Age is actually a pretty cool analogue for something like that. The Chantry is literally the gender flipped catholic church and Andraste is by all means gender flipped jesus.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:21:29 Post No.2263171
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:06 Post No.2263201
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>>2263171
Let's meme this into a real Christian schizim for the pleasure of muh dik.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:28:20 Post No.2263214
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>>2263157

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:29:06 Post No.2263217
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>>2263214

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:29:40 Post No.2263220
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>>2263201

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:31:33 Post No.2263231
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:31:33 Post No.2263231 [Report]

>>2263201
Pretty sure Children of God sect already prays by masturbating to girl-jesus.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:31:48 Post No.2263234
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What if Jesus was Ethiopian?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:34:26 Post No.2263243
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>>2263231
Fantasizing about Jesus while masturbating/having sex is important part of their religious beliefs.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:35:14 Post No.2263246
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:37:57 Post No.2263257
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:37:57 Post No.2263257 [Report]

>>2263243
>(((Moses David)))
Every fucking time.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:48:23 Post No.2263317
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>>2263217
>a Triptych
They payed attention to detail, nice

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:52:35 Post No.2263332
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:52:35 Post No.2263332 [Report]

>>2263201
>countless religions or beliefs which venerate goddess figures
>Needs this memed into reality
off yourself.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:55:22 Post No.2263344
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>>2263171
What type of dog is that?

>le ur mum

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:03:38 Post No.2263381
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 03:49:08 Post No.2263558
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>>2262066
>What if Jesus was a girl?

It's been thought about before

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:09:09 Post No.2263626
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>>2263171

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:11:35 Post No.2263636
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:11:35 Post No.2263636 [Report]

>>2262085
Never seen someone get flamed this hard
Top Kek dude,
TOP KEK

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:12:55 Post No.2263643
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>>2263231
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