What are some lessons in trickery that went down in history?
>Rise of third Reich
>Rise of Habsburg dynasty
>Rise of German Empire
If you want to be a villain number one, you have to shoot refugees on the run!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Gun_Ri_massacre
>>2261851
>Be King Josiah
>see your citizens pouring libations to the Queen of Heaven, sacrificing to Ba'al and occasionally a child to Moloch when things get boring
>REEEEEEEE YAHWEH IS THE ONE TRUE GOD
>Forges a covenant treaty "written" by Moses that says that Israel can only worship Yahweh and can only do so at the temple in Jerusalem
>Goes on rampage terrorizing the populace and destroying idols
>Jerusalem is clean
>wew my work is done! I've saved Judah
>sees pilgrims headed up to sacrifice to the golden calfs at Bethel
>REEEEE SOLOMON'S TEMPLE IS THE HOUSE OF YAHWEH
>Kills the priests of Bethel and burns their bones upon the altar there
>goes on campaign terrorizing Samaria
>Pharaoh Neco is passing through
>REEEEEE GOY BOW BEFORE YAHWEH
>Josiah is shot by single arrow and dies from the wound
>Neco set up a puppet ruler over Judah
>Josiah's sperging leads to Jerusalem being repeatedly besieged by Babylonians under puppet rulers loyal to Egypt.
Are you, uh, a real egoist?
Well, uh, technically... nah.
Have you ever caught a spook, like, uh, like a real supreme essence?
Nah.
Have you ever tried to make something your property?
Nah nah.
Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be egoists.
Hey! We're Unique aones Hey! We're Unique Ones!
Now listen closely. Here's a little lesson in selfishness. This is going down in philosophy. If you wanna be an Unique One. You have to chase a spook on the run.
Just follow your own interests, and sneak around. Be careful not to makeanything sacred. No, don't follow morals!
We're Unique Ones Hey! We're Unique Ones!
Ha ha ha! Now look at this property, that I just found. When I say gehen, be ready to take it. Gehen! Take it from him, not me! Uh, let's try something else.
Now watch and learn, here's the deal. Feuerbach will slip and fall on this book I wrote. Ha ha ha, gasp! *little Stirners slip on "Stirner's Critics"* What are you doing!?
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>>2261851
>lazy town memes
t. teenage ifunny memelord
>>2262126
Fuck u
This guy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa
>>2261851
The 8 Goddesses of South Korea.
>>2262126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GD9A8swxfo&index=5&list=LLVjEkCLm-Zq-AjWiTqhUfjw
>>2263582
what the hell, I was just reading about this guy the other day
>>2263582
Holy Shit. That is amazing.