I wish I could have been Emperor of the Byzantine Empire just so I could have hired a bunch of burly, muscly, bearded, bara Viking men for the Varangian Guard, and proceeded to fug (or get fugged by) them.
Why even live, /his/?
At least OP finally embraced his homosex.
>>2230184
You're telling me you wouldn't have done it?
I understand the getting fugged party by them. But why do you want to fug hairy musclemen?
I'd rather be a Greek boyslave in the Ancient Era.
>>2231795
>going for feminine men
Are you gay?
A real man would go for the strongest/thickest/burliest man and fuck him in the ass, like a man.
>>2231798
>Be Emperor of the Crippling Depression.
>Hire 10 Varangian Guards of 1.90 meters tall.
>Beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair.
>One night they are mudfighting naked.
>You whip your willy out, and take Björn as your first target.
>When you open his ass, all you can see is hair and sweat.
>Your penis is way too smal too actually reach his manhole.
>In the meantime Mehmet sieges down Istanbul with ease, as there are no guards to defend it
>Get fucked by Mehmet.
No surprise the Byzantine Empire fell. Fucking overmasculated men is disgusting.
>>2231795
>being exclusively a top or bottom
That's stupid. Maybe I want to get fucked sometimes, and be the top on other occasions. It's not that hard.
>>2230106
You can get on a plane and go to Sweden, you'll find hundreds of young men looking for hot ass-sex.
>>2230106
Go home Elagabalus, you're drunk and your mom will kill you if she knows that you've been pimping yourself out to random strangers again
>>2231795
>tfw Afghanistan still has boyslaves
I don't get why this is pretty much the only country where it's still culturally acceptable
>>2232407
>I don't get why this is pretty much the only country where it's still culturally acceptable
Relative isolation.