Celts are cool

>>2219987
WE

>>2219987
So in regards as to why you like them, what separates Celts from other European groups of the time?

>>2219987
but anon a large percentage of their decedents are white trash of southern USA

>>2220436
wtf i love celts now

>>2219987
not much better than niggers. their only mark of status was a bitch collar that was wrapped around the neck like bling

Tell me about Celts. Did they speak a common language? Were Iberians celts? How close are the Irish and Scottish to those peoples?

>>2220462
The Gauls, Belgae, Britons, Goidels and the Celt-iberians spoke different celtic languages.

>>2219987
They sacked Rome before it was cool and the Romans were forever butthurt about it.

>>2219987
What did they feed their pigs? Wheat, oats, barley or rye?

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>>2221481

>>2219987
>build a huge comfy house
>let a big fucking hole in you roof
Celts were retarded, no wonder the Romans wrecked them.

>>2221497
Where else would all the shit from your oven go?

>>2221490
My sides

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This is the ideal Celtic outfit. You may not like it, but this is what peak fashion looks like.

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>>2221746
>wearing a morion
>celtic

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>>2221798
The Spanish and the Irish had quite close relations during the 15th-17th centuries. A lot of Irish smiths went to Spain to study, and a lot of morions were straight up imported.

>>2221746
More like peat fashion

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>>2221820
you're a funny guy anon

>>2219987
They also invented a lot of things like barrel, soap , a lot of agricultural tools and technique and pants.

>>2221497
>What is a chimney
They would be more retarded for not having a big fucking hole at the top....Wait. Are you talking about the roof of the house being missing so the reader can see what's inside?

>>2221900
They really didn't

>>2221481
>feeding cereals to your pigs

Pigs are perfectly fine foraging in forests or wherever 90% of the time, that's the whole reason they were so popular.

>>2219987
>expelled all Christians from Arabian peninsula

The Celts did use writing in Greek for trade, they didn't use writing for cultural stuff because they believed that relying on writing weakened the memory.

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>>2219987
>There have cozy houses full of shit.
FTFY

>>2220436
also the entire South American continent

>>2220436
You sir are a cunt and it's said from alabama

>>2219987
>haven't written anything down
>what is Lepontic
>also what is Ogham
>also what is Gaulish
>also what is stone inscriptions

One tier beneath the Romans at the time of conquest, too split for their own good.

>>2224012
He may be a cunt but you're still in Alabama, so I'd say he comes out ahead.

>>2224369
>so I'd say he comes out an ass.

Fixed that for ya.

>>2220439
chain mail.

>>2224358
They knew how to wright. They just didn't like too.

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>>2219987
They're a bunch of sodomites but I'll convert their women to monotheism and throughly teach them about a proper plowing.

T. Known Boss

>>2224012
American Southerners are the kind of whites even Slavs look down on.

>>2226099
That would be rather ignorant of Slavs. At their respective worsts they are comparable.

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>>2225707
>spells write as wright
We've got a fucking retard over here.

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>>2226191

>>2227491

>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>2227491
not me
>>2226191
bringing up how someone spelled something wrong on the internet

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>>2225685
proof? I'm talking about ancient celts

>>2227537
Not that guy, but there are some cases where that's funny, you know.

>>2227818
All the websites I've seen about chain mail have told me that the Celts invented it. You can google it. I don't know how early they invented it.

That looks pretty comfy

>>2222504

Druids used it

>>2227818
>>2227885
oldest one is around 400 BC, Ciumesti, Romania. La Tene period.

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>>2229885
thanks anon

>>2225685
mail
chain mail is an idiot tag

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Celts are gay.

>>2220439
ur a nigger

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>>2224429

I'm sure that sounded more clever in your head.

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>>2220439
>their only mark of status was a bitch collar that was wrapped around the neck like bling

At least today we add a leash to it like civilized people.

>>2220031
DNA R1b.
And language, Celtic culture is only found in R1b.
But R1b can be found in non-Culturally celtic areas tho.
>>2226099
American Southerners are some of the most cultured and strong people around.
They have a culture similar to the vikings.
They are modernized Norsemen.
Look at the correlative parallels.
>strong culture
>strong religion
>values strength
>values individual warrior prowess
>work hard play hard mentality
>screw everyone but us mentality

The American South will be studied in ages to come, mark my words.
I am certain the Franks hated the Norse.
And the Anglos surely were more sophisticated than those stupid Viking trash.
But who has more fans?
Who is more interesting?
Who's religion has become the face of modern heathen revivals?
Who is romanticized to no end?
The Norse.
Everything good about them lives on in the America South.
So its true, The South quite literally will rise again, it will be the center of greater romantic movements, and you, you worthless speck will nothing more than a meaningless enemy, like a nameless saxon who exists only to be destroyed nay, graced by a Norse blade.

screencap this and put it in a time capsule, you'll all see!

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>>2230663

>>2230663
I will never stop thinking about this

The great Dixie lawnmower warriors who courageously fought the Mexicans

>>2230663

R1b (M529) reporting.

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>>2230663
>American Southerners are Vikings
Yeah true. They rival only Sweden in their degree of literal cuckoldry.

http://www.ibtimes.com/white-southerners-likely-have-more-black-dna-whites-elsewhere-us-study-1765498

>>2219987
This house looks fucking huge. Is that up to scale? Imagine how tall it would be, and low long the beams would have to be, without support.
Or how long the fucking chain the kettle hangs on is.

>FUKKIN NIGGER SOUTHERN CELTS FUKKIN THEIR SISTERS FUKKIN REDNECK FUKKIN SOUTHERNERS LOL RITE GUIZE? LOL LOL LOL LOOK MA I POSTED IT AGAIN

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