Tsar Nicholas II cringe thread

>>2219582
He just wanted to play games ;_;

>>2219582
Dude was extremely fucking incompetent compared to his dad Alexander III.

>>2219582
He was /ourguy/

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>>2219582
Here we go...

>>2219601
Where did everything go so wrong?

>>2219722
stolypin died

>>2219582
>>Finally get crowned Tsar
>>Organise your own coronation so poorly that hundreds of people get crushed
Really? Source

>>2219747
http://www.branobelhistory.com/themes/society/tsar-nicholass-coronation-party-is-surrounded-by-drama/
>People queued, surrounded by barricades, and there was such intense crushing that it is estimated that 5,000 people died.

>>2219769
oh shit, kek, didn't know that, thanks anon.

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>>2219769
Holy shit

>>2219630
This

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>>2219582
>tfw when they make a full feature animated movie about your daughter and you only make a cameo

You forgot, OP

>Be a totally incompetent retard who has no desire to rule the country
>Have one of the greatest ministers in the history of Russia at your disposal
>Fail to protect him from assassins sent by you whore wife

>be tsar
>shoot cats and crows with a gun
>protests in the town? I have a pool game to finish!

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>>2221148
>shoot cats

>>2219582
>he fell for the socialist and bolshevik propaganda

>>2221081
>>Fail to protect him from assassins sent by you whore wife
Keep this imaginary shit to yourself retard

>>2219582

Nicholas II is a perfect example why hereditary monarchy is a bad idea. It's too depended on random qualities of a monarch.

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>>2219582
it's like poetry
>>2221874
> It's too depended on random qualities of a monarch.
try it's too dependent on your dad not being a dick to his manlet son
>His father, Alexander III, who deliberately intended to keep his son uneducated in statecraft until the age of thirty, unfortunately miscalculated his own life expectancy, and died when Nicholas was twenty-six.

>>2221929
>His father, Alexander III, who deliberately intended to keep his son uneducated in statecraft until the age of thirty, unfortunately miscalculated his own life expectancy, and died when Nicholas was twenty-six.
i mean you could say that he just never learned

"when will they learn?" is a question we could ask of people like him

>>2221862
>implying I'm wrong

>>2221081
>>Be a totally incompetent retard who has no desire to rule the country

That's bullshit that he didn't want to rule. If that was the true he'd simply abdicate. There were precedents in Russian history, for example Grand Duke Constantine abdicated in favor of Nicholas I in 1825 after being proclaimed the Tsar.

Nicholas II was simply a drama queen.

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He was just as good at killing crows as he was at killing russians.

>>2221993
>That's bullshit that he didn't want to rule. If that was the true he'd simply abdicate. There were precedents in Russian history, for example Grand Duke Constantine abdicated in favor of Nicholas I in 1825 after being proclaimed the Tsar.

"I am not prepared to be a tsar. I never wanted to become one. I know nothing of the business of ruling" - Nicko on becoming the Tzar.

You see what made him a special category of fuck up was not only did he not want to rule he didnt want others to rule in his place. This is why he constantly rejected calls to abdicate his authority to another Tzar (until he was literally arrested) or simply his ministers or the duma. He was stupid and stubborn a combination far more dangerous than mere lazyness.

He was a handsome bloke

>>2219582
>>Your generals fuck up so you take personal command and fuck up everything even worse
Nigger who is Brusilov?
NIGGER why did the Austro-Hungary Empire be put to their KNEES?
sure they had CRUSHING defeats but still