Why do Catholics hate this

>>2216075
Why do Protestants hate this

>>2216075
Why would they hate the book they created?

>>2216170
They didn't create English translations. They only really created the Vulgate.

>>2216261
Ok?

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>>2216075
*Romans

>>2216269
Wewlad

>>2216269
Sorcery.

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cath·o·lic
ˈkaTH(ə)lik/
adjective
adjective: catholic
including a wide variety of things; all-embracing.
"her tastes are pretty catholic"
synonyms: universal, diverse, diversified, wide, broad, broad-based, eclectic, liberal, latitudinarian; More
comprehensive, all-encompassing, all-embracing, all-inclusive
"her musical tastes are quite catholic"
antonyms: narrow
Origin
late Middle English: from Catholic.

Cath·o·lic
ˈkaTH(ə)lik/
adjective
adjective: Catholic
1.
of the Roman Catholic faith.
of or including all Christians.
relating to the historic doctrine and practice of the Western Church.
noun
noun: Catholic; plural noun: Catholics
1.
a member of the Roman Catholic Church.
Origin
late Middle English: from Old French catholique or late Latin catholicus, from Greek katholikos ‘universal,’ from kata ‘with respect to’ + holos ‘whole.’

>>2216075
Because it's full of embarrassing things like 6000 year old universe, flat earth, water above the sky, genocide, child sacrifice, etc.

>>2216075
Catholics have a tradition that goes unbroken to the start of Christendom.
Because of this, they are less fixated on the book itself, and have a lot of traditions they consider legitimate because of this.
Even the bible canon itself was decided was only decided upon hundreds of years after the death of christ.

Protestants consider themselves immune to this, but they subscribe to the same traditions that aren't necessarily spelled out in the bible, such as the holy trinity, the nature of christ and the bible itself of course.

tldr, it's just a fucking book, at least catholics have cool clothes.

>>2216308
euphoric

>>2216342
>Catholics have a tradition that goes unbroken to the start of Christendom
Can you show me a single person at the council of Nicaea who believed in the bodily assumption of Mary?

>>2216269
No fucking way. It's not like this board moves at 1 post per hour or anything.

>>2216269
wew indeed.

>>2216419
It's easy for protestants to look to the long gone past and say "this was canon and this wasn't" but for the christians living back then, how would they know until where exactly they could keep adding doctrine to the package?

>>2216075
I never understood why translating the bible into vernacular was illegal during the middle ages, but the more I learn about american protestants the more I begin to understand.

The printing press was a mistake.

>>2216075
WTF are you talking about?

>>2216735
because the catholic church literally instituted a mental paywall forcing people to buy the Latin Language DLC before they could read the bible. this was done for the love of money, as many things are.

>>2216724
So no?

>>2216735
Because Babylon derived it's power from a religious monopoly

Our KJV

Who art in bookshelf

Inken be thy words

Thy Proddies come

Thy text be done

In tongues as it is in megachurches

Our Book of Sovereign James

Who art bound in leather

With iron gall are made thine words

On a press, by no quill of a papist monk

Give us this day our daily division of pronouns between thy and you

And forgive us for considering douay-rheims, as we forgive the papists for denying Henry his wife

And lead us not into the temptations of non-textus-receptus translations, but deliver us from vulgate

For yours are the cords and the vellum and the square set type of gutenberg, forever

Amen.

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>>2216075
We don't

>>2216308
Only protestants interpret Genesis literally and so come up with bullshit to justify their "sola scriptura" meme and embarrass Christianity as a whole, Fool like pic related

>>2217098
If we don't interpret Genesis literally, how is the concept of original sin maintained? Doesn't the theology begin to unravel at that point?

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>>2217101
You're correct in original sin but what you're wrong if you're a protestant is coming up with claims that Earth is 5000 years old and that God created the universe in 6 days. Original sin tells us the fundamental problem of humanity that we want to become like God, we want the prerogative of determining good and evil

>>2217107
>this misleading meme pic again

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/atheology/2016/09/the-history-of-early-biblical-interpretation-as-a-weapon-and-a-shield/

>>2217101
Original sin isnt even in the old testament faggot

Sola scriptura is retarded because the Bible is a book that can be read in a thousand ways. What the Catholic Church does is set up an organized, valid hermeneutic for actually interpreting the Bible. That is why the Church is still one (despite this or that faction inside it) and Protestantism has splintered into a million denominations.

>>2216269
proof that christians should unite again

>>2216965
>>2217051
Laymen have no place in interpreting holy scriptures, snake handlers.

>>2216419
>>2216724
Catholicuck BTFO

>>2216269
Nice

>>2217047
Of course not, and this is irrelevant to my argument

>>2217425
I'm an atheist senpai, i doubt a catholic would make this sort of point.

>>2217336
>Pharisee spotted

>>2217189
>>2217189
>Sola scriptura is retarded because the Bible is a book that can be read in a thousand ways
Priestcraft is founded on post-modernism
>Protestantism has splintered into a million denominations.
http://www.ncregister.com/blog/scottericalt/we-need-to-stop-saying-that-there-are-33000-protestant-denominations

>>2217069
Kekus

Catholicism is just Roman debauchery and pomp.

>>2220100

>>2216075
>sola scriptura
>remove books from the bible

>>2220203
You can't remove what was never there