History Jokes

>>2211825
i know 1 (one) history joke. it goes something like this:

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>>2212548
I know another joke, it's the cadet branch family that became best-known as an American liquor.

>>2211825
Two miserable templars are sitting under a palm tree.
-Boy, is this crusade shit.
-Yeah, wish I was home, I don't even remember why we came here to fight anyway.
-Lame. Everything here is lam-
>DEUS VULT

A Polish jet pilot sees a German and a Russian planes. Which one does he shoot first? The German one - business before pleasure.

How many potato to kill an Irishman?
>none

What's the hottest city in Georgia?
>Atlanta

A Soviet commissar ask a rail worker
>how far to Moscow
The worker said
>not to far
The commissar got on the train and at the next station asked another worker
>how far to Moscow
The worker looked at the train the commissar came off of and said
>farther now sir

>>2212574
Bourbon?
I'm more familiar with the street

>>2211825

>What did Hitler say to the black Jew?


[spoiler]Back o' the oven! [/spoiler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEnkDEgALGI
MONGOL RAPE JOKE