Walks into a modern university

>>2199353
>walks into a modern university
>learns his entire life's work in first year physics

>>2199369
>who the fuck is Eiynstyne

he would wonder why there isn't an alchemy class anywhere

>>2199353
So glad I went to university before this shit.

>>2200648
That would be chemistry.

>>2200656

>he thinks alchemy is the same as chemistry
>laughinghomunculous.jpg

>The texts indicated that Newton had spent a great deal of the last half of his life trying to find the secrets of the future coded into the Bible. Newton learned Hebrew and began to obsessively analyze the architecture of the Temple of Solomon (based solely on its description in one Bible chapter). He went so far as to sketch detailed drawings of the Temple, so he could stare at the angles and see the future ... somehow.

kek

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>no Isaac, Europe is actually less relevant than you have been taught to think. Africa,Asia, and south America have all contributed more to science, art, and literature than europe. It is a very privileged thing to say that europe was so important

>>2199353
He identifies as assexual non-binary
Drops physics because it's non inclusive and oppressive for black students
Enrolls in anthropology course
Becomes a hippie
Scientific progress is hindered hundreds of years

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>>2200817
>all the great people in history, and the allies from ww2 would go full reich-mode if they lived today

>>2199353

he would make it trough with the awesome power of sacred Alchemy under the WILL of GoD

not even kidding here

Back during their day the question was whether Africans and Indians were actually human

>cool, mathematics based on my work

"Now there's some debate about this, but calculus was invented around the same time by both Leibniz and Newton"

>flip desk and storm out

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>truth is subjective
>science is merely a discourse
I want to go back to the 18th century.

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>tfw Polish
>tfw don't have to deal with this bullshit
>only politically obnoxious people I have to deal with on uni are lolbertarians
feels good

>>2199353
>Newton spent a great deal of time trying to discover hidden messages within the Bible. After 1690, Newton wrote a number of religious tracts dealing with the literal interpretation of the Bible. In a manuscript Newton wrote in 1704 he describes his attempts to extract scientific information from the Bible. He estimated that the world would end no earlier than 2060. In predicting this he said "This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, and by doing so bring the sacred prophesies into discredit as often as their predictions fail."

2060 it is lads

>>2199353
>gender studies
Since when a certain school of thought becomes a discipline?

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>>2200817
>triggered