ITT: You rage you lose

horrible thread. i hope youre no older than 16.

>>2194844
What is there to rage about?

>>2195307
Not him, but probably that America is listed first rather than France or Germany.

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>>2194872
Lindybeige > John Green

>>2197119
That's not saying much.

Old shopkeeper from across the street >John Green

>>2197119
They're both educated autists

Nietzsche was nazi

>>2197525
Nazis misinterpreted Nietzsche

>>2194872
This is cheating

>>2195317
Good Lord. Is really hard not to hate this people.

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> 2017
> being hidden Horus cultist

>>2194872

What's wrong with John Green?

>>2199159
Nothing, /pol/ teenagers just mad that he teaches smart people about real history i.e. muclim golden ages, mongols and that great meme theory is the bullshit.

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>>2199139

>>2199163
He spouts meme at a camera and hypergeneralizes ages to suit his short video format. He also disproportionately shits on Europeans for their goofs and defends horrible actions by Asian and Arabic groups.

>>2199159
lost

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>>2199203
Almost lost, then I remembered it's ironic.

>>2199203
dumb map, India started getting conquered by muslims right around the time of the first crusade.

>>2199721
There is literally nothing wrong with this.

We all should have listened to Foch.

>>2199735
Seems like a weaboo hasn't yet learned that start shit, get hit.

>>2199751
*tips cowboy hat*

>>2199721

I'm raging because Belgium gets nothing while the Netherlands, ultimate surrender monkeys, receive a big slab.

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>>2194844
>putting Thailand in the top 5
>before Germany
>before Italy
>USA is the first result for combatants when they were the last nation to join WWI

>>2199846
>Thailand
>before fucking Serbia who were the cause of the war

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Melhammad Ibson al-Astriliya in charge of historical accuracy in movies.

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>>2194844

>>2199890
It looks better with the minarets.

>>2199919
it's supposed to be a church, not a fucking space station

>>2199922
It's not supposed to be anything.

>>2199927
that's not what the Byzantines had in mind when they made it

>>2199942
I don't see any Byzantines around.

>>2199139
Dionysus was not born of a virgin, his mother Semele died when Zeus appeared to her in all of his thundering glory and then he saved the embryo, sewing in into his thigh.

>>2199958
Probably because you're Bulgarian.

Ach cha cha cha chaaaaa~

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One time i googled "Great migration"

Bismarck was the best battleship ever made because it was the biggest and the most advanced because of German Engineering. Same goes for German tanks like the Tiger that could pen 2 T34-85s side by side from 2kms distance.

>>2197672
Is it bad that I unironically like these guys?

>>2197672
>>2200216
I do as well. It is a sensationalist and romantic series but I enjoy it very much.

>>2200186
Because the historical community refers to the period of the Huns forcing tribes to move into Europe is called "The Migration Period".

>>2197672
>>2200216
These guys elevated my Christ consciousness, don't hate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw

>>2200237
That's not them tho

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>>2199743
>In January 1919, at the Paris Peace Conference Foch presented a memorandum to the Allied plenipotentiaries in which he stated:

>Henceforward the Rhine ought to be the Western military frontier of the German countries. Henceforward Germany ought to be deprived of all entrance and assembling ground, that is, of all territorial sovereignty on the left bank of the river, that is, of all facilities for invading quickly, as in 1914, Belgium, Luxembourg, for reaching the coast of the North Sea and threatening the United Kingdom, for outflanking the natural defences of France, the Rhine, Meuse, conquering the Northern Provinces and entering the Parisian area.

>In a subsequent memorandum, Foch argued that the Allies should take full advantage of their victory by permanently weakening German power in order to prevent her from threatening France again:

>What the people of Germany fear the most is a renewal of hostilities since, this time, Germany would be the field of battle and the scene of the consequent devastation. This makes it impossible for the yet unstable German Government to reject any demand on our part if it is clearly formulated. The Entente, in its present favourable military situation, can obtain acceptance of any peace conditions it may put forward provided that they are presented without much delay. All it has to do is to decide what they shall be.

>However, the British Prime Minister David Lloyd George and the American President Woodrow Wilson objected to the detachment of the Rhineland from Germany so that the balance of power wouldn't be too in favor of France

>Foch considered the Treaty of Versailles to be "a capitulation, a treason" because he believed that only permanent occupation of the Rhineland would grant France sufficient security against a revival of German aggression. As the treaty was being signed Foch said: "This is not peace. It is an armistice for 20 years"

>litterally what happened

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>>2194844

>>2200262
dumb britshits

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>>2194872

>>2200216
>>2200221
Same. It's probably one of the best ways to teach history to young people in the modern day. I'm studying to be a history teacher and I'd honestly like to work Extra History into my classroom if at all possible, which apparently other history teachers have already done.

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>>2200420
I was laughing at everything but then this got me angry.

Are you raging that the internet has been largely created and pioneered by Americans?

>>2199721
>Kaliningrad

Nice try comrade.

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>>2199163
>he teaches smart people about real history
this better be bait

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>>2197654
>it wasnt real Nietzschean philosophy!!1!

>>2199826
Belgium isn't a real county lol

>>2195307
The fact that Thailand is listed before I dunno... Germany, Italy... god at least russia

>>2200813
Well. it wasn't. It was based on an edited version of The Will to Power that Nietzsche's sister butchered.

>>2200172
Underrated

>>2199721
>la manche
ok not bad

>>2200237
This is a joke. Please tell me its a joke

>>2199890
it's one of the most beautiful pieces of architecture in the world, what is there to rage about?

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>>2194844
You think that's bad?

>>2201389
It triggers /pol/tards and byzaboos because "muh crusade deus vult" and it triggers the average 4chan user because it reminds them of turkroaches

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>>2195317
It's probably just something weird in how Google determines which parts of a list to show. If you look at the actual wiki page they're not in that order.

>>2200715
t. polan

>>2201412
I'm betting the search algorithm lists the country of the person doing the search first if it appears anywhere in the article. Again, if you go to the actual wikipedia page, that's not how the combatants are listed.

>>2199826
Leer fatsoenlijke friet te eten, nepfransoos.

>>2201479
Possible, but that only explains the US, not the lack of the Nationalist side or frankly, Thailand.

>>2200186
6 MILLION WHY

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>>2201412
There's always this

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Never forget

>>2197564
Fun fact, the British had to flee the city after a severe thunderstorm hit, causing the first tornado in D.C.'s recorded history. It killed a couple of British soldiers, damaged their ships, and flung a couple of cannons around.

Makes you wonder whose side God was on doesn't it?

>>2200828
I use BC/AD just to piss off my professor.

>>2197525
>>2197654
His sister added shit in after Nietz went insane. She was definitely a nazi

>>2201479
No, because I am not from America but the result is the same, I think the algorithm lists the US first because people must search a lot for "Spanish Civil War America" or something like that.

>>2202275
About as much as it makes me wonder which side the elves and dwarves were on.

>>2199159
He's not THAT bad, but he does generalize a shit ton and is pretty biased.

Also refused to make an episode on Alexander the Great because "Why aren't women ever called 'The Great'?"
which of course is total bullshit showing he has no knowledge of historical woman.

>>2200216
I like their history series for being interestingly dramatic, but they're honestly a bunch of faggots.

>>2202142
Uhm lol

>>2200237
it taught me valuable lessons like the hebrew race coming from space

Why does Belgium exist?

It's not Europe until only France, Germany, and Netherlands share the Rhine

fix this NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>2199163
>>2199159
This has to be expert level bait

>>2202627
>It's not Europe until only France and Germany share the Rhine
fify

>>2202119
almost got me there, anon.

>>2200172

thats bretty gud.

>>2197119
>hairline

outchie

>>2202290

BC/AD is top tier,

BCE/CE is pleb tier shit.

>>2194863
what game is this?

>>2202999
t. Christcuck

>>2202153
Fuck I lost.

>>2202290
That's funny, I started using BCE/CE just because some of the posters here get really butthurt about it.

>>2202999
It's kind of inconsistent in its design.

>>2200172
kek

>>2203022
Looks like EU3 but I could be wrong

ITT people that don't know the triple entente

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>>2203155

>>2203155
>>2203176
>miami beach
>florida
>bush reply
please tell me this was planned

>>2200420
i dont get it, why are you angry, global warming is real, what of it?

>>2203219
Kek. That's some serious anti-heat.

>>2201412
USA is bad, but the other ones mostly check out.

>>2199159
he's a forced meme

>>2197564
nah that war pretty much everyone won (except the natives as they always do).

>>2200216
I do too
but /v/ hates them for some reason

>>2199866
>image

absolutely haram

>>2202999
>nonsensical mixture of Latin and English is top tier
I'd likely ask you not to leave any offspring if that were an actual concern.

>>2202153
It's true though, let's be honest

>>2202304
But that's not what happened, what he did was make an entirely stupid parallel with a reality tv show character or something and then complain about great man history for about 10 min without actually talking about Alexander or even the political situation of the place at the time.

>>2203235
There are literally threads on /sci/ at least 5 times a week about global warming where you can educate yourself.

>>2203844
ok reddit

>>2203890
>being this much in denial

>>2203892
yes anon, it's Christianity and not the barbarian migrations that caused the so-called dark ages

>>2202142
True, but I'd think the Nationalists would make the list before most of the others. Hell, I'd say the US had more direct influence on the war than Mexico.

>>2199826
we're annexing you next

>>2199922
>his country doesn't make churches look like space stations and space stations like churches
fucking pleb

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>>2203219

>>2200488
Wilson also objected too. American education - were basic reading is not taught

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>>2199890

>>2194844
lost

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>>2202142
>>2203927
I'm just going to assume you're linking the wrong post, and don't mean to imply that the US sent back time machines and to have influence on the Hundred Years War.

However, that image seems to be fake - doesn't come up that way for me.

>>2201412
Hey! We sent Dorothy Parker over there to kill them all! Seriously! Mother fucking Dorothy Parker, the most deadly killing machine ever conceived!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqNgqSVTVEM

>>2204428
Forgive me, but I don't understand the point of the quote (non native english speaker here)

>>2204500
to 'lay' someone is to have sex with them

>>2204522
Yeah, I kinda got that ?
So is she refering to herself, or is it a literal apartment ?

>>2204469

In the next life I want to be a faggot.

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>>2202142
You didn't even need to make a shop anon, its hilarious enough as it is.

>>2202275
>meanwhile the whole city has been slowly sinking into a swamp for the past 200 years

>>2204545

they're only women, you shouldn't expect them to know better

>>2204577
wtf man this is ridiculous

>>2202153

http://www.medicaldaily.com/old-english-remedy-successfully-kills-antibiotic-resistant-staph-bacteria-328152

>Researchers from the University of Nottingham in the UK have now revived this thousand-year-old remedy, and found it’s surprisingly good at eliminating the bacteria responsible for styes; one that’s become increasingly resistant to current antibiotics.

>>2200216
>>2203731
>>2202305
>>2200699
>>2200237
>>2200221
>getting your history from a youtube gaming channel
why am i not surprised

>>2202119
lost

>>2204699
better than John Green

>>2203553

it should be noted that more than a few misguided socialists and nationals from the US fought with the communists

>>2199721
>a bunch of eternally contrarian faggots, desperate to prove they're not like /pol/ run in with "shulda dun it xdxdxdxdxd lol germany sux"

>>2199866
Thats Ali

>>2194872
John meme

>>2204699
I'm not getting my history from them, I enjoy them in the same way I enjoy stuff like HBO's Rome. It's somewhat inaccurate, but it's an interesting watch nonetheless.

>>2199712
>He also disproportionately shits on Europeans for their goofs and defends horrible actions by Asian and Arabic groups.
Keep in mind that these videos are meant to be shown in American classrooms, which are very pro-Western by design. It's the reason why he barely touches on wars, because modern classrooms focus so much on it.

>>2203072
It's EU3

>>2204747
John Green may oversimply everything to fuck, but at least he isn't wrong. Fucking extra history doesn't know the difference between the Baltics and the Balkans

>>2201389
>>2201416
It would be a lot more than "/pol/tards and byzaboos" triggered if after WWI the British made Al-Masjid al-Haram into a Catholic Church and placed a spire on the Kaaba.

>>2205670
>he thinks western history classes aren't critical as fuck towards the history of white people already
thanks for the giggle m8

>>2194863
>>2203022
>>2203072
>>2203093
EU3 best Europa Universalis

>>2205730
>not living in the south where "state's rights' are the only reason given for the civil war

>>2201556

het meervoud van friet is frieten, poldermof.

>>2199826
>Be tiny nation with outdated armaments because muh neutrality
>Defend borders, canal systems giving ww1 like ability to hold ground
>tiny army holding up against stronkest in world
>totally new form of warfare sends bombers into tiny nation right over the heads of tiny army, bombing women and children into oblivion
>nope.jpg
What are you fighting for if you come back to a dead nation?

>>2199735
>prevented Japan from surrendering

what

>>2204089

I wish you'd did really. We'd might get a working country out of it and we can just take it over from the inside.

It's time to blanda up and invade the Congo, they're weak at the moment.

>>2199721

>that STORDANMARK

its beautiful

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>>2205795

Belgium's armaments in WWI were not outdated. The largest, best organized, most modern fighting force was stopped in its tracks by Belgium's forts. The Germans only managed to penetrate because of their trump card, their new Howitzer cannons.

Belgium changed the development of the Western Front on its own to a much more advantageous position for the allies.

>What are you fighting for if you come back to a dead nation?

Wounded but also free and proud.

>>2200828
I use BC AD because thats what I was taught, we were taught for millenia, and no reason to change. Fuck faggots that get offended by it.

>>2204545
You already are

>>2205850
>They stopp5es the Germans until they actually attacked
Kek you're retarded. The forts actually hurt Belgium because the soldiers inside suffocated because the forts couldn't take modern guns.

Did the jews calculate how many would die in WWI? Were they, in the end, satisfied with their gains from 1) European men's death count and 2) profit from weapon industry?

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>>2195317
>>2199133
>>2201421
>>2195307
>>2194844
you do know what triple entente is, right?

>>2201412
where germanoids be at?

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>>2197119
our goy

>>2205973
I think I recall how the first 3 fucking blew up because it was so easy for the Germans to hit their munitions

>>2205973

It was the swan song of the forts, but they still played an important role.

>>2205790
Leer wanner je meervoud toepast, gekke Vlaming. 'Frieten eten' en 'Friet eten' is hetzelfde, alleen klink je wat maller als je het eerste zegt

>>2205807
Probably bitching how they didn't let nips to keep basically all of their prewar holdings in return of them laying down their arms.

>>2204469
Almost got me but then I remembered that people in this video were americans.

>>2204469
Christ

>>2206190

Je zegt toch ook niet 'vandaag heb ik boon gegeten', of 'spruit'.

Ik veronderstel dat 'friet' voor jullie inherent meervoudig is zoals 'rijst' of 'spaghetti'.

Zolang je niet patat zegt kan ik er mee leven.

>>2205696
John Green gets a bunch of stuff wrong too, though.

There's an episode where he claims that Jews were in Egypt way before the Pyramids were ever built, which is just stupidly wrong when you're supposed to have professional historians helping you write your stuff. He did correct it on an annotation, but the mistake remains.

>>2206283
All the pop history youtubers get tons of shit wrong because they're pressured to put out content over researching in depth of the validity of their words. I bet Green googled "jews in Egypt", saw there was a wikipedo page on the subject, didn't read further, and only bothered to correct himself when Redditors came out of the woodwork to critique him.

>>2201556
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>>2206190
>>2205790
>randomly starting to talk in your meme language
Why do Germanic shitheads always do this shit?

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>>2199890
>tfw no Roman emperor in 2017

>>2205807
>>2206195
Japs didn't want to "unconditionally surrender" out of fear the US would remove/kill the emperor, which was kind of the basis of Japanese identity. They were ready to renounce to all their imperial holdings when they were considering to surrender (save Taiwan, I believe).

>>2206087
I considered mentioning this, but neither of the posts you quoted seem to not understand what the triple entente is. It is true that it's a travesty to list the US before any of the European powers, and Germany is stupidly missing.

>>2199890
What annoys me that it's being turned into a mosque again after being a secular museum for so many years. Muslims showing their true colors again.

>>2205989
The author of the video always gets the most likes. Fucking sheep.

>>2206343
Once Turkey is kicked out of NATO and embraces islamism in full, we'll retake constantinople and tear down the minarets and shove them up Erdogan's ass.

Fuck war with China, I want cockroach extermination!

>>2200172
OHHHHH shit

>>2200186
What's the problem here?

>>2194844
Search algorithms make me rage too.

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>>2206337
>It is true that it's a travesty to list the US before any of the European powers

Imagine if someone made a video game about WW1 that includes America but not France and Russia

>>2204469
the girl saying "they joined it more" at 3:15 isnt really wrong.

>>2203927
The Mexican President was one of the most outspoken supporters of the Republic, and Mexico was the only country other than the USSR to officially send aid and troops. They did so in defiance of several international accords.

>>2204779
That's true, but they were mostly confined to the Lincoln Battalion, and the US government worked with the Eternal Frog to convince other countries that they should agree to send no aid and prevent any countries that tried to send aid from succeeding.

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>>2205740
My only complaint about EU III is that I wish they had a few more national decisions to make playing other countries a little more interesting.

Check out my Byzantine Empire fampai. My favourite part was subjugating all of Persia like a modern day Alexander.

Also I restored the Roman Republic and changed my government from an Empire to a Republic. Might go back to monarchy if I get a guy who's last name I like for a dynasty.

>>2206283
>>2206299
Which episode was it?

>>2208060
https://youtu.be/Z3Wvw6BivVI?t=4m54s

>>2206302
Same reason you speak English. Are they talking to you? No, they are talking among themselves.
No language is meme language you meme human.

>>2209820
This is an English website and English is used because everyone understands it.

Even chinks and spics, who have actual world languages, rarely resort into talking in their own languages among themselves. Why are snowniggers with meme languages with about 20 speakers tops different?

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>>2194844

>>2209820
>No language is meme language you meme human.
Separate from your main point, ALL language is meme language

>>2204358
America was irrelevant back then
If both France and Britain jad agreed on dismantling Germany, it would have happened

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>>2194844
>they gave America credit for a war they participated in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shut up

>>2204469
The girl at 1:00 is cute. Cute enough for me to forgive her the lack of knowledge.

>>2210314

Thank you O' Magnanimous One for your mercy

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>>2204344

>>2211244
Blogger knows best

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>>2202153

You're missing some important years.

>>2194844
>it's real

What the actual fuck?

>>2194872
Lost.

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>>2206304
Sup nigga?

>>2205959
There's also no reason to get defensive about it lol.

>>2199163
He is one of the most biased "historians" I have ever seen. He only talks about what suits his agenda and dumbs it down so 6th graders can think they're historical masters.

>>2199890
>he doesn't know that if not for the turks and their restorations the building would have collapsed already

>>2205989
I remember that thread. Good times.

>>2199890
Minarets are pretty aesthetic tho

>>2202275
>Makes you wonder whose side God was on doesn't it?

You'd think God would have sent the thunderstorms and tornado BEFORE the British set fire to the city.

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>>2204469
>Name 3 Allied powers
>ummmm, US, Germany and Japan?

wew

>>2204469
>"The US joined the war... more"

She phrased it kinda retardedly but she's not wrong, the US were supporting Britain and making things much easier for them before officially joining, before that they were basically in the war anyway.

>>2200216
Their history stuff is decent, but they are a bunch of faggots.

>>2204469
>Anglo females being clueless dipshits

what else is new

>>2199712
I hear that's all the rage nowadays. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for openly talking about the worst of your country's history, but fucking apply the same criteria to every other country too.

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>>2206304

>>2204469
Didn't WW2 start in 1937 though?

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>>2202275
>"Dear God! Is this the weather to which you are accustomed to in this infernal country?" enquired the Admiral. "This is a special interposition of Providence to drive our enemies from our city,” the woman allegedly called out to Cockburn. "Not so, Madam," Cockburn retorted. “It is rather to aid your enemies in the destruction of your city", before riding off on horseback.
Why does god love England so much?

>>2204469
"Suffrage was a mistake"
-Alice Paul