>tfw nobody can refute your wager

>islam might be correct
>better pray to Allah just in case

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guys what the most practical way to hedge all of my bets to satisfy the gods of all the major religions?

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>>2187321
>>islam might be correct

>be religious for utilitarian reasons
Nope sorry. You can't fool God.

>>2187330
the golden rule

>>2187330

Well, start with the thought that there are a multitude of religions, most of which have extremely contradictory orders, and certainly contradictory beliefs. Therefore, any action you take is far more likely to be prohibited by more religions than the number it is sanctioned by. The longer you live and the more you do, the deeper the hole you dig yourself into, unless you happen to get lucky and guess the right one.

Therefore, you should kill yourself immediately, get yourself out of the game as fast as you can.

>>2187338
>better to be an atheist and to live a life of sin than to do otherwise in hopes of pleasing god and showing it you care about salvation