*blocks your path*

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>>2180312
you had extended yourselves too far toothlongers

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*blocks your colony*

>>2180316
>>2180320
*blocks your trade routes*

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>>2180324

The British conquered the world by sea and by land.

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>>2180316
>>2180320

*burns your capital*

>>2180336
*makes you dismantle your entire empire*

>>2180363
You didn't even include a funny image to go along with it

Why are Americans so shit at banter?

French navy blocks English from landing troops and supplies there by winning the American Revolution for the colonies. America never forgives the French

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*evacuates your shore*

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>>2180312
*teleports behind you*
*Unsheathes katana*

>Psh, nothin' personal kid.

>>2180320
>>2180363
>>2180384
>'It's another fun thread gets ruined by nationalists who can't detect irony' episode

>>2180385
>*Unsheathes bayonet*
FTFY

>>2180407
Why do non-anglos have such terrible banter? It's just frustrating.

>>2180407
>It's another Brit who appreciates humor only as long as it's not against him

Why are Brits so easily triggered?

>>2180439
>>2180324
He didn't post an image, either.
Anyway, America is Anglo.

>>2180407
Doesn't seem like an accurate assessment

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>>2180312
*blocks your retreat*

>>2180312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7g6pw_0W1U

>>2180496
You don't have humour, just le ebin wikipedia battle pages

>>2180497
I forgot to attach it and replied with it dumbo

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>>2180312
>unsheathes dane-axe
Remember me, Saxon dog?

>>2180312
Get out of the way fucking lobster

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*Preps*

>>2180497
America is German-Irish

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>>2181135
Germanic + Celt = Anglo

>>2180497
t.60% white

>>2180336
*summons hurricane*
Heh....looks like you're....washed up......

>>2180312
ummm... fuck off?

>>2180330
And yet now its military is relegated to preping Somalian bulls and kicking down doors to execute people who say mean things on the internet

>>2180312
*throws tea in harbor and writes declaration*

if you think about it Brittan was the ultimate neet back then.
their soldiers literally imposed themselves in other peoples homes sitting around and playing the equivalent of vidya (cards) inconvienced their relatives with their shitty beggy for tendies and money z(taxes) that it caused a war and the fucking bill of rights

>>2181814
You realise the taxes were caused by British defence of the Colonies in the 7 years war, and that Britain themselves were taxed 4x as much?

>>2181135
>tfw Anglo
>tfw minority
Well, at least our language and culture are Anglo.
>>2181302
See above.
Also, /his/ Americans are probably 90% white, 8% chink, 2% else.

>>2181850
you realise that the americans were taxed for insignificant properties and sales that included paper, ink, sawdust, anal beads, tea, furnishings, AND Islamic practices?

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*blocks your path*
heh...checkmate...savages

>>2181894
*chops off Rorke's Dick*
Can't fight nature Jack...