Kong Empire

like any failed african state it redistributed farmland and banana production in such a way that the government kept itself fat off the bananas of the people

>>2167444
Donkey Kong who is the leader of the bunch - declared war on the communist king K Rool who sought to redistribute the bananas that Donkey was hoarding in his ivory treehouse. Donkey Kong won and many crocodiles and shit died

>>2167444
Was otherwise known as Wattara Empire or Ouattara Empire

developed some productive agriculture in a very hot tropical environment, managed to play off the Portuguese and the Dutch for a while, however they were just too small to have much impact

>>2167444
the banana hoard economy cannot sustain itself against exterior threats like the Kremling Kingdom

>>2167444
It was way better when it was a republic.
>you cannot deny this

dey wuz kongs

>>2167444
The Great Donkey - Kong of Kongs - managed to unite the various ape confederacies into a glorious empire, stretching from the Jungle Japes in the east to the Forest Frenzy in the west.

We wuz kongs and shell my plumber