Russian history

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiSdTQ9DW9g
Listening to this in his honor, he also had a very large penis.

>>2157180
Why would they chop it off?

>>2157184
To emasculate him. Also he was widely rumored to have been a sexual deviant.

>>2157180
>>2157184
>>2157188
I read that he didn't die right away when they attacked him, but they chopped it off because they thought he was dead. So his final moments must have been incredibly painful

>>2157175
This was the guy who was false flagging a revolution so it can go off prematurely and be crushed, instead of the real revolution succeeding some time later, right?

>>2157188
His branch of christianity said that you commune with god in moments of extreme eye rolling ecstasy.

>>2157213
He influenced the last czar of Russia to make some horrible decisions for Russia, he was supposedly a holy healer than could heal the son of the czar who had hemophilia whenever he was sick. Because of this, Russia was in ruins and the Czars family was killed for what they have done.

>>2157231
I remember reading that he saw the future, figuratively or literally, and wanted to save the tzar by making the revolution go off prematurely, so he bullied all the workers and peasants, and hoped to crush the weak initial rebellion and put an end to the whole communist business, thus saving the tzarist regime.

>>2157271
He was actually a really good guy, he helped the poor a lot and he even told his daughters and sons to always have something on you to give to the poor, i also think the decisions the last czar made caused Russia to be a communist country a few years later.

Shame that he died so painfully.

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>>2157175
>you will never fugg a qt Tatar trap

Why even live?

>>2159252
that is the gay nig that killed him

>>2157175
Whatever.

>>2157180
It's not his. I don't know if it's even human but it's yet another myth connected to him.

How was he able to stop Alexei's bleeding?

>>2159614
He prayed for him, he was supposedly a holy healer.

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>>2157175
He reincarnated into this man.

>>2157314
>communist country
no such thing my friend, read marx

>>2157205
>>2157271
all accounts of him dying are disputed so your full of shit. You forgot to add that part.

>>2157180
its a sea cucumber. A couple seconds on google and i'm more the historian than you are. Your board is an embarrassment to your shit field. I don't even know why I come here ever so often. Get a real degree plebs.

>>2159717
I know that the communist society is supposed to be stateless, but don't pretend to be stupid, when people say "communist country" you know exactly what they mean

>>2159728
He probably bled out from the gunshot wound or he drowned in the river they threw him in or he froze to death. Those three i just listed sound the most logical

>>2159758
its not a sea cucumber, you fucking autistic child.

>>2157180
>Not posting the video with the suave negros playing in the snow
Shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

>>2160392
Huh. I had no idea that band was black. I feel like Mahree Bok in The Color of Friendship

>>2159614
He was literally a sorcerer.

>>2157213
I believe that was Protopov, although he was a close friend of Rasputin.

>>2159614
Luck.
Also Rasputin discouraged the doctors to treating him, a treatment which included aspirin, a blood thinner that unbeknownst to them made the bleeding worse.

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>>2159758
I didn't know sea cucumbers had pubes.

>>2159758
There are 9001 Rasputin penises for sale, one of them was a sea cucumber.
The one in the image, which is in a museum, is not. It is in fact a penis of disputed origin, looking huge from the liquid its in and the shape of the bottle.

>>2157184

They didn't chop off his penis, they chopped off his whole body.

>>2159232
he was a big guy

>>2162446
For sure.