ITT: we pretend it is the last 100 years of the Roman empire

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>>2156490
WE ROMAN EMPIRE NOW ROME BOI!
haha just kidding ANTONIVS you aight

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>>2156490

Don't you think it's a coincidence that all this germanic immigration stuff happened after the Romans met the jews and not before like in 100 BC?

History repeats itself.

latin women are whores
they wall want to bang germanics just because theyre tall and burly

>>2156490

>Vandals invade Hispania in 470

>Vandals invade Africa in 427

Wat

>>2156845
it's BC

>>2156845
>>2156865
The Vandals most certainly did not invade spain in 470 BC, Look at the Baeleric Islands, Sardinia, and Italy, its clearly after 427. Either way, its incorrect.

>>2156490
Fucking Papists reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Never trust Genoans or Venetians reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>2157311
Are you retarded?

Also

>he still worships the old gods
>he still believes Jesus was divine

>>2157311
took me a second

>>2156490
I am gonna live on top of pillar

These memegration arrows really don't matter for what actually happened. Practically none of them actually did anything of worth for hundreds of years. The only interesting ones are the Huns because they seem to have provoked everything.

Goddamn I hate how history is taught in basic school.

>>2156490
WE WUZ WARRIORs N' SHIT

Praise Wotan not Jesus Cuckist who was also a jew

>>2156798
If your wife is lusting after that Theodoric dick, you're doing something wrong in the bed chamber
Forget praying to Christ, sacrifice to Priapus and win back her favor

>>2156798
kek

>>2156490
Constantine did literally nothing wrong.

Oh bona dea goddamn christian plebs. We need to sacrifice 1000 white bulls to save nostra res publica.

>No suebi on the map

My inner Galician-Portuguese is triggered, OP.

>>2157346
>implying 1453 wasn't the year Rome fell for good
Are YOU retarded?

>>2156798
Maybe they'll like you more if you were a real man and not a manchild spending his time looking at Egyptian mosaics and scribbling grafitti on a Scythian horse riding auditorium.

Oogah boogah, Rockstation 3 > X-Rock 360

>>2159073
As is the general scholarly consensus on /his/, the Eastern Hellenic Despotate was not Rome.

>>2159119
>it wasn't Rome because MUH FEEWINGS
ok

>>2159125
>it was Rome because MUH LARP FANTASY
ok

>>2159133
t. frank barbar

>>2156694
It was also about 350 years after the last of three Jewish revolts. They were incredibly shittily timed since Rome wasn't facing any other external or internal threat when they happened.

>>2159133
>were a part of the roman empire
>split up by a roman emperor
>had roman emperors
>called themselves roman
>followed roman law
>were roman citizens
?

Rome ended for good in the 7th Century when Heraclius changed the official language to Greek and dropped Augustus for Basileus.

>>2159146
see
>>2159125
>>2159145

>>2159073
You've fallen for memes if you think 1204 wasn't the end of Rome.

>>2159156
>refer to my incorrect shitposts
No thanks.

>>2156490
Just look at 4chan today and compare it to 10 years ago and you'll see the site itself is living the last 100 years of the Roman Empire. Just replace the barbarians with reddit. They've already conquered /pol/ and are moving to invade the rest of the site.

>>2159458
>They've already conquered /pol/ and are moving to invade the rest of the site.
How do you not realize /lit/ is basically just a reddit outpost and has been for at least 3 years? Same with /tv/ and /v/. All the big non-anime boards are heavily infested with reddit. And /pol/ is more facebook at this point than reddit.

>>2158746
This.

>no Suebi
>Vandals not divided into their constituent groups
>no Alans
>Britain barely figures
>no Rugi

>>2159198
Tfw all you want is a big Latin emperor to hold you tightly at night but you're stuck with a superior Greek one so you get jelly

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>>2159826
I mean if I'm gonna have a big strong Greek man I want a REAL one, not some Byzandweeb roleplaying as a Roman.

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>tfw you lose half your family to Greek rebels

At least we still have the Balkans and Egypt.

>>2159081
underrated

>>2156490
Man, those turks sure are spreading through the Balkans quickly.

I wish we still owned Anatolia

>>2156694
Funny you say that since in 100 bc Rome faced a germanic migration way bigger than the ones that killed it.

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Hey you fucking roman cunts gimme some gold and fine women or me and me steppe lads will come probe your anuses with our arrows. Cheers.

>>2156490
LMAO Römer männlein

Gott and His Son are not the same being. Repent, Trinitarian untermensch. Arianism is the true path to Gott.

t. Arminius

PS: Please accept my Roman citizenship you bastards