who was the dumbest person in history?

>>2152898

>>2152898

>>2152898

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>>2152901
>>2152904
>>2152905
>>2152906
rude

>>2152898

>>2152898
me

>>2152898

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Serbastião, King of Portugal and the Algarves.

At 24yo he walked into Morocco with a tiny army and died in the Battle of Alcazar.

He had no heir, this incident eventually led to Iberian Union, Portugal lost its independence for 60 years until the restoration war.

What a fucking retard.

>>2152898

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Kaiser Wilhelm, trusted the Jews and lost WW1 because of it

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>>2153242
and completely ignored Bismarck's warnings about them (of which he warned Wilhelm PERSONALLY in his final years), I may add

>>2153205
The battle of alcazar was so fucking retarded, Portugal was intervening in a Moroccan succession crisis. Both opposing claimants to the Moroccan throne were killed in battle along with the King of Portugal. Can you even imagine?

>>2153242
>>2153256
Why are Germs such hypocrites?

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it's probably me actually

>>2152898
Me.

Lord Dunmore and his retarded proclamation. Single-handedly turned the tide of the war.

>>2153256
Damn the jew control the bank and are gonna detroy yurope, better start a total war that will destroy yurope and need bank to reconstruct
>German logic

Commodus

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Me.
I bought this knight helmet thinking it was WWI kraut helmet.

Came here to say OP.

Was pleased to see that it was already done.

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>>2153590
Just read and study harder anon, you'll get buddy!

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Also
>All the butthurt Shillaries itt

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This autist literally deserves to be a meme.

>lose 750,000 men in poorly planned offensives over mountains
>against a force that outnumbers you
>in winter
>to rescue a garrison of 93,000 men

Also:

>In the midst of the slaughter in Central Europe, a love-crazed and heartbroken Conrad, branded the ‘architect of the apocalypse’ by one biographer, still managed to compose one letter a day, often two or three, to his inamorata; between 1907 and 1915 he would end up composing more than 3,000 letters to her—some more than sixty pages in length. This tumultuous relationship played the most important role in Conrad’s life and may have vicariously contributed to his prewar obsession with launching a preventive war against Italy and Serbia

>The two first met in 1900 in Trieste, where Hoetzendorf was commanding an army brigade, but it was an encounter during a dinner in Vienna seven years later in 1907, where they both were seated next to each other, that lead to the beginning of his infatuation with her. Conrad’s first wife, Wilhelmine, had died of cancer in April 1905 in Innsbruck, and he only reluctantly forced himself to attend the soiree. However, after dinner he told his aide-de-camp: “I have to leave Vienna immediately . . . From now on this woman will be my destiny.” At that time, Virginia was married to a wealthy Austrian businessman from Graz and the mother of six children.

>Despite Virginia’s marriage, a few days after the dinner Conrad appeared at her residence declaring his love: “I am namelessly in love with you and want you to become my wife!” She rejected him. After the rebuff, in a letter he sent from Berlin, he threatened to resign his army post: “If I don’t know where I stand with you, I shall resign my position, and you will never see me again!”

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>>2157123
>branded the ‘architect of the apocalypse’
>my sides

>>2153205
>doggo's face is literally shit senpai wtf u doin
even the dog knows