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>>2151050
The 2nd of January 51050 B.C., at the height of the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, the world was shown the horrors of biological warfare and gene therapy symbionts. Proto-Finns were never quite the same anymore, afterwards. The peculiar effects on gaze avoidence, speech problems, incomprehension of irony and metaphors (in short, autism) linger in their population to this day.

>>2151117
5th of March 51117 B.C., Jackie Chan - His most royal holiness, ruler of all fauna and flora, conqueror of Earth and its surrounding galaxies - becomes the lifelong supreme commander of the Korean forces (under the de facto Great Hwan Empire). Such an emergence results in a notable increase of production towards ladders and cement mixers - items wrongly presumed by the Finnish forces to have little effectiveness in military engagements.

>>2151194
51194 BC, the finnish full armor spurdo is officially placed in mass production, signalling the beginning of a campaign that would drive the Hwan from armenia and push the frontier forward until the development of the man-portable autism ray

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based thread

>>2152192
52192 BC, the 6 days between September 14 - September 20, the Americas are formed as a result of Korean testing of a superweapon, one that drained the ocean from it's highest levels and revealing a new landmass.

>>2152192
2192 AD: Imp. Barron Trump II, God-Emperor of the Great American Empire, solidifies his rule over all four corners of the earth, finally bringing civilization and peace to Earth (tm).

>>2152202
in february of 202 BC, a little while after the Qin emperor Qin Shi Huang died, two guys had a fight and the one who won was named Liu Bang but then he said "i sexually identify as emperor so please call me Emperor Gaozu from now on thank you"

Goazu went on to do cool things like establish the Han dynasty and do some reforming and become racist against those damn northerners

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>>2152238
>Han Dynasty

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>>2152202

I see rampant incest in a Trump Dynasty