>>2150310
Okay you start.
>>2150335
>Be Pizarro
>Proven warrior in Italy BTFOing the French
>Move to America for glory
>Move to the middle of nowhere and help older conquistadores to stablish their rule in modern day Colombia
>Move with 13 other Spaniards to conquer an empire
>An angry smelly brown manlet disrespects your faith
>BTFO him and his manlet army
>Marry his sister to improve the genetics of the manlet
>Then get gold for his king to keep BTFOing the French
>Kills the manlet Andean bastard that disrespected Jesus
>Annex the Inca empire
>Help his king against the rebellion of some independentists bastards
He did nothing wrong
>>2150356
you forget the part when he quarrels with his nigga Almagro and gets killed
>>2150412
oh
>>2150356
>be pizzaro
>baldfaced lie to a king
>kill him after promising you wont
>rape his sister because why not
>die when your buddy realizes you're a shit bag
Now Cortez, on the other hand...
>>2151392
> be an old man and die fighting
Louis XVI
A simple man of great intellect. If he had a few more months, or at least would've stuck with Turgot, he could've saved France, and himself.
Vive la roi
>>2151392
>baldfaced lie to a king
He didn't
>>kill him after promising you wont
Throughkng a bible to the floor is not cool
>>rape his sister because why not
>Raping
He married her. And she was lustful to fuck a real man and not an Andean manlet
>>die when your buddy realizes you're a shit bag
He BTFO Almagro. He died fighting multiple Almagtistas BTFO some. He was a god
>>2152981
I want tv serie of him
>>2150310
If Matilda had accepted nobody liked her Stephen would have led the Anglo-Norman realm in to glory.
>>2150310
>>2154491
>ywn be a handsome nationalist who takes the course of history into your own hands