Why are the Anglos so uncreative? Most of their monarchs were

It's tradition, like how Popes are names for previous ones.

>>2134590
>Louis XVIII
>Charles X
Yeah, the British were the only ones who did this.

Man, for the past 24 hours I've had a commitment with myself to refrain from pornography and for at least a while masturbation. I've never believed in the nofap thing, always thought it was a bunch of bullshit, but I watched some video on dopamine response stimuli the other day and I've decided to do this as a test of personal endurance if nothing more. Its fucking hard purposefully avoiding all of the things on the internet that have honestly been such a major part of my life for the past 8 or 10 years

hold me /his/

>>2134626
>hold me /his/
your all sticky

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>>2134626
Meditation is the key

>>2134632
N-no im not!

>>2134626
get to the gym quick!

>>2134590

>Richard: 3
>William: 3
>Most

>>2134590
inbreeding

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>>2134626

Why were the Krauts so uncreative? 66% of their monarchs were named Wilhelm

photo semi-related. She's an ethnic kraut

>>2134673
Not appreciated anon-kun. I'll have you know I watched under 5 seconds.

This got me curious about my own country's monarchs names

We've got


Seven James
Four Malcolms
Three Roberts
Three Alexanders
Three Donalds
Three Kenneths
Three Constantines
Two Duncan
Two Davids
Two Charles
Two Williams
Two Marys
One Edward
One John
One Margaret
One Edgar
One Anne
One Amlaib
One Cuilean
One Dubh
One Indulbh
One Eochaid
One Giric
One Aed
One Lulach
One Macbeth

>>2134590

What happened after this picture was taken?

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>>2134755

Pretend fighting

>>2134770

Is she dead?

>>2134708
Your country is the fucking UK, you spastic haggis stirrer.

>>2134590

>i dont know anything about etymology

>>2134852

>uk
>country

>>2134852
Yeah but historically we've had a different monarchy

There's no need to be so rude, I didn't mean anything by it

>>2134590
Well, their language is more French than Anglo so of course they're uncreative.
Those are all French-derived names btw OP .

>>2134626
masturbation is healthy. Use your imagination and stop relying on porn. When you are ready you'll be able to achieve orgasms without a single stroke, just with the power of your mind.

>>2134590
William the Conqueror (who started the meme) was Nroman.

Why were the Byzantines so uncreative?

Most of their monarchs were names "Constantine" "Leo" "John"or "Michael".

>>2134590
Why are G*rms so uncreative?

Most of their monarchs were named "Wilhelm", "Friedrich", or "Friedrich Wilhelm"

Why were the Chinese so uncreative?
Most of their monarchs were named uh, shit nevermind.

>>2134659
8 Henrys. 6 Georges. William's boy could be G7 someday.

>>2135069
>masturbation is healthy

No it isn't, it's immoral with no exceptions.

>>2134590
>tfw no Paige gf