What were the three worst events of all time?

1. you being born
2. your mother having to raise you
3. you making this thread

The splitting of rome

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>Splitting of Rome
>Destruction of Al-Andalus (debatable)
>Unification of Germany

Bonus:
>Birth of Islam

Losing Constantinople to the Turks
The Black Plague
Stalin and Mao rising to power

>>2132328
>>Destruction of Al-Andalus (debatable)
hmm
>>Birth of Islam
w-what.. are you some kind of troll or retar
>>Unification of Germany
ah yes

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Bronze Age Collapse
Fall of Rome
Cold War

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>>2132342
Well undoubtedly i'd say even without islam the renaissance would've happened and there wouldn't have been such a large distinction with east and west. And for Al-Andalus, the spanish created a lot of great culture and development on their own after it.

>>2132354
>Cold War
>unprecedented levels of technological advancement were a bad things
hmm

>>2132290
The Black Plague
The spreading of European-borne diseases to the Americas
Martin Luther's birth

>>2132356
>after it
But you said it's destruction was one of the worst things to happen?

>>2132361
>The spreading of European-borne diseases to the Americas
I want lefty/pol/ to leave

>>2132358
>Creating nigh-on indomitable cultural rifts is not a bad thing
>Prioritizing cancerous regimes over stability is not a bad thing

>>2132366
>saying that the deaths of millions was bad means you're from a niche board on cripplechan

???

>Unification of Germany
>The French Revolution
>Execution of Jan Hus at the council of Constance.

>>2132290
The plauge
Smallpox
The reformation (The process)

>>2132371
>waah fuck whidey go home
Does context mean anything to you?

>>2132382
You? Talking about context? When you're making sweeping generalizations? Sweet lord you're retarded. Leave this place.

>>2132393
>white people existing ugh
Fuck off back, laddo.

1. Splitting of Rome
2. Three Kingdoms period
3. Everything Timur did

honorable mention to the bronze age collapse, the peloponnesian wars, and the spread of communism

>Toba catastrophe
>Bronze age colapse
>black death

>>2132398
>he called diseases that spread from Europe European, that must mean he hates white people!

Stop getting so triggered, you're no better than the people you rail against.

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>>2132403
They are no better than the people they rail against.

The library of Alexandria was "destroyed" or fell into disrepair a bajillion times, but losing that knowledge

The Sea peoples

Marius and Sulla's pissing contest

>>2132499
The Sea Peoples are almost certainly 100% Meme, and not a cause, but a result of the Collapse of the Globalized Bronze Age Civilization.

Societies that were already on the decline were subject to greater danger by roving bands of SeaNiggers

>>2132294
The first two likely happened in the 20th.

1. The failure of the Sicilian Expedition (= Athenian loss of Peloponnesian War).
2. The Tlaxcaltec alliance with Cortes (= the Spanish conquest of the Americas).
3. Germany allowing Lenin to return to Russia (= the Russian Revolution, the Russian Civil War, the Soviet famines, Nazis, WWII, Iron Curtain, the Chinese Civil War, the PRC, the Cultural Revolution, the Great Chinese Famine, Cuban Missile Crisis, Vietnam, the Congo Wars, Pol Pot, basically most of the really bad things that happened in the 20th century).

>>2132506
most likely not desu

>>2132580
>(= the Spanish conquest of the Americas).
yes what is problem :-DD

>>2132584
It wasn't done by the more competent Anglos.

Spain and Portugal are responsible for all the Retardation in South America

>>2132290

>Younger dryas cataclysm
>The Black Death
>Whatever the Aztecs were up to

1. The Big Bang
2. Formation of Earth
3. Abiogenesis

>>2132290
>The Black Death
>The Death of Caesar
>"genocide" of the Americas

Mentions for Library of Alexandria, fall of Constantinople and although not strictly history, the extinction of other human species.

>>2132290
The day you found 4chan.

>>2132290
Napoleonian Frances defeat
Charlemagne splitting the empire in three
Thirty years war

>>2132290

>Prehistoric comet impact or supervolcano that nearly wiped out the human species

>Paul of Tarsus

>Islamic conquest of India

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>>2132290
Do you perceive the illusion to be going clockwise or anti-clockwise?

anti-clockwise for me, trying to change it with my mind powers.

>>2132290
Napoleon being defeated
Germans losing both world wars

>>2132294
Someone's a little grumpy that his rope was too weak for his fat neck

The slaughter and enslavement of the americans by the european powers
The fall of Carthage
The black death

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>>2138447
The fall of Carthage should be praised.

>Carthago delenda est

>>2132921
Agreed

>>2138500
pls be more edgy

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>>2138592
>muh carthage
>Carthage dindo nuffin

fuck off Hannibal

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>>2138628
>Be rome
>Be mighty empire
>Somehow manage to get buttfucked by a phenician and his elephants who came from the alps
>Get rekt so hard that it marks your genetic code and your descendants have start spasming and foaming on the floor whenever they hear "hannibal ad portas"

Birth of Judaism
Death of Zoroastrianism
Destruction of the Library at Alexandria

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>>2138670
you mean mighty Republic

>be Carthage
>B.C. 146
>cease to exist

>>2138628
Carthage was a nation of peace. We just wanted to trade and sacrifice Nubian babies. But seriously, turning Carthage into a Roman province is one thing, annilating the whole culture is just plain autism. Romans got what they deserved when the corn-tributes from Africa stopped and left them starved and weak for the Germanics.

>>2132290
Caesar/Alexander dying. Especially Julius, I just want to see what would have happened on his planned campaign desu

By definition, there can be only one "worst." Second worst is not equal to worst (note one side has "second" and the other side does not).

Worst was me breathing myself onto an earth popped by an emotionally and intellectually stunted overwhelming majority. Not pre-1900, but worthy of exception.

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Constantine's victory during the Tetrarchic Wars
Justinian's 'Renovatio Imperii'
The formation of the Seventh Coalition

And here's the bonus one:
The Albigensian Crusade

The constant library burnings you see across the world and perpetrated by almost every expansionist culture that existed?

>>2138874
>You see across the world
I forgot to say "Ancien" world.

inb4
>Birth of Marx

9/11
Obama's first inauguration
Obama's second inauguration

1. The creation of religions
2. The disappearance of the Ionian civilization
3. The death of Carl Sagan