ITT: /his/ in 1915

>>2123595
>implying that's actually Troy

Great, just enable the Italians' WE WUZ TROJANS AND SHEIT some more why don't you.

>implying the allies can come back from this when paris is being shelled as we speak
Looking forward to Kap auf Kairo tbvqh lads

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Glorious Nostratic Empire when?

German here.
Our glorious Kaiser has led us this far, now there is little work left to be done; Paris will fall within the month. The frogs will be irreparably BTFO, and we will get tons of land from Russia.
See you niggers in the peace conference.

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>the French unironically think they can beat this badass

>>2123595
I-i thought it would be over by Christmas

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Are Entente shills still posting their shit here? Just fyi, nothing can beat the badass who's in charge.

>>2123677
christmas 1917 top kek

>>2123677
t. Frog who misses mommy

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>tfw cucked by Allemagne

>>2123668
>worshiping an autistic Kraut
Frenchies are gonna wear that coat once they burn down Berlin

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>Centcucks still cant overrun Serbia

lmaoing @ ur life

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>tfw cucked by yuros to fight their war even tho u wanted to stay neutral

#trenchfoot

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Who else here is chilling here being neutral, while stupid people kill each other for centimeters of no mans land? Feels good man.

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>>2125417
Oh hello, fellow neutral, I see you're not a warmongering retard like the Entente and Central Powers.

We sure are cool being neutral and all, Italy.

t. America

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>>2123595
Who /comfy/ here in gallipoli?

>>2125406
This

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Are you ready, french? Just one year and Europe would look like that.

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>>2125449
Fuck you kebab I bet you will have wonderful time in front of firing squad when we're in constantinopole

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>>2123595
Ok I just enlisted and I was given (pic related) where are the aesthetic Napoleonic uniforms?! Were you guys just memeing? ANSWER ME

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>almost Christmas
>faggot ass officer comes up to me with a shit eating grin on his face
>hands me some papers
>I'm being transferred from armaments to 'Tank Supply Committee'
>faggot ass officer sniggers at me and wishes me 'good luck' in my endeavours to design water tanks

What the FUCK, I wish I could crush him with one of these water tanks

>>2125555
epic get xD checked!

>>2125555
t.reed

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>>2125555
kek.

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Don't mind me. On my way to Greater Romania.

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>>2125555
Dunno why i even laughed.

>>2125555
t. urkslayer

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>>2125555
>Quint quads

>>2125555
Waste of quads desu.

>>2125555
waggling ma willy to them quads

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>be in the house of representatives
>is just another great day in america
>out of no wear new bill is proposal
>Women's suffrage
>mfw

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>>2123595
Is he the greatest humanitarian of our time?

eternal generals of /vg/ confirmed for masters of /his/.

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He done something wrong?

>>2123595

THE CENTRAL POWERS WILL LOSE WITHIN 3-4 YEARS.SCREENCAP THIS!

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>>2125650
HAHHAHA

NOBODY CAN FUCK WITH ME AND MY CENTRAL POWERS NIGGAS

ENTENTE,SUCK MY CENTRAL DICK

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>>2125660
Hey now kiddo, you're getting too powerful, I think I should step in and stop you as well.

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>>2125674
Come on, I defeat these fake Europeans, I can defeat an American pig.

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>>2125691
The fuck did you just say to me, bitch?

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>>2125695
You listen you pig,i'm not your fuckin wife.

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>>2125715
Say that to my fucking face one more time.

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>>2125730
You listen YOU PIG,I'M NOT YOUR FUCKIN WIFE.

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>>2125743
That was mistake, now you will die.

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>>2125756
Let's go,bitch.

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>>2125767
It's too late

We already won

I guess.. You lose?

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What do we call it already... a mess ?

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Anyone other southern slavs really admire this guy? Warms my heart to see a fellow slav accomplish so much. I really think we should consider him a national hero of some sort.

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Ayy Willy hit me up with a few more divisions, I've got a good feeling about this offensive...

what did you guys eat today? i stole some grain from the miller and made barkbread. it tastes alright with some coffee-grounds to moisten it up

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>>2125660
>>2125674
>>2125691
>>2125695
>>2125715
>>2125730
>>2125743
>>2125756
>>2125767
>>2125793

samefagging future-predicting Nosferatu piece of shit

>>2126132

I ate a steak dinner with extra fries.

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>>2125417
Just chilling while neighbours are putting on a show. Fkkn hate the belgium refugees tho

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Guys, can you tell me what this is ? I just enlisted and they gave us these, and they told us to "put it" whenever we smelled a weird odor. Is it a cooking utensil ? A cullender or something ?
pls answer

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>>2126100
I gotchu,but you better make these count

>>2123595
>mfw eurocucks are killing each other
>mfw it only helps our economy

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>>2125449
Haha, those stupid Anglos will never cross the Suez, and the Russians are too busy with Germany to march through the Caucasus

Can't wait till we take Greece back

Parisian taxi driver here.
France deserves to lose, my manager fucking and said I had to drive dudes to the front in sept. Is this a fucking joke? Its embarassing, we dont even have enough horses for this? Howd the Germans even get this close. what are we doing?

Gonna enlist, watched a film at the cinema, they basically just chilling in trenches getting paid, itll be over soon too, prob christmas, ez cheques

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>tfw your king is using diplomatic resources to help POWs on both sides write letters home

Feels good man

>>2125531
all that red dye comes from Krautland, Pierre; now you'll blend in with the horizon!

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>the Italians
perfidious Mario

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Britbongs get out Rííííí

Yo Ententecucks, wanna have football match tomorrow? Loser will inhale mustard gas and hold it for a minute

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Look cobbers Gallipoli was bad, real bad, Northern France can't be any worse right?

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>all these faggots breaking the 25 year rule

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>>2128943
10th May 1871 best day of my life

We-we'll play footy at Crimbo again lads? That was fun last year desu

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>>2125660
>download(37)
kek

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>>2123595
Time to kill some filthy serbs!

Who the fuck is this Lenin fag I keep hearing about? I fucking hate liberals and their revolution talk, noting but autism.