Which philosophers' teachings are most likely to get me laid?
Nietzsche if you're trying to get into tumblrites pants
>>2122284
Kierkegaard
Epicurus
Stefan Molyneux
>>2122296
>waah I'm so sad to be alive, christianity is the only thing keepinh me from killing myself
How's that going to help OP?
>>2122288
Don't feminists hate Nietzsche?
>>2122284
>>2122284
just be smug as voltaire
all the time
>>2122327
At least here he is the only one bitches know.
They will think your some intelectual because you know a philosopher they know too.
Making women feel good gets you laid not actually having knowledge on kirigurato.
>>2122288
what?
Kant
>>2123729
This
Transcendental proofs will unleash waterfalls in their panties.
>>2123729
you kant seriously believe this
>>2122284
Sartre. Dude had a cock eye and still slingin dick all over france all while livin with his mom and stepdad that he hated.
>>2122331
They hate everything
>>2122284
Unironically Marx, commie bitches are complete whores
>>2123810
If you want to impress commie bitches, you'll have to actually know Marx. Much better to just study a little about a female leftist like Goldman or Luxemburg
>>2122284
Albert Camus
Jean-Paul Sartre
>>2122284
>>2122284
satre for sure
*sigh*
>>2122314
Explain
>>2123787
This. The wold is absurd, embrace it, and never care about rejection, just keep going and you'll find someone/get better at the whole thing.
I should listen to my own advice more.
>>2123782
Wrong. Love me some Kant but he dries up panties quicker than a traincrash
just read the Communist manifesto and make pretend to be a tru anti-capitalist revolutionary™ (*tips fedora*) and you'll fuck sjws like nothing
>>2123810
This, if your still in college.