*Sleeps until 2pm*

WAKE UP ADOLF

WAKE UP ADOLF SENPAI

>>2119285
>>2119296
>What do you mean the allies have stormed Normandy? Ah, fuck off I'm having my nap!

>“A less interesting or prepossessing house guest I cannot imagine,” wrote Bridget. “At first he remained in his room, sleeping or lying on the sofa he used as a bed most of the time. I had an idea that he was ill, his colour was so bad and his eyes looked so peculiar. I felt rather sorry for him, in spite of what Alois had told me.

>“Adolf took everything we did for granted and I’m sure would have remained indefinitely if he had had the slightest encouragement. After the first few weeks he would often come and sit in my cosy little kitchen playing with my two-year-old baby, while I was preparing our meals.

>*stays up until the last allied bomber leaves German airspace.*

Forgot the important part senpai

>tfw its D-Day but no one has the nerve to wake up the fuhrer

You get tired going on all night meth binders

>sneak around at night and steal furher cakes

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*Takes a nap*

>stalin and hitler both stayed up until the sun rose and then slept late into the afternoon

wow

i wonder why they are so popular on here

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>>2119281
*unsheathes Damascus steel scimitar*
Your genocide crusade ends here kaffir.
*teleports behind you*
Allah inshallah!

>>2119976
>Allah inshallah!
"God God-willing!"

I guess you can say nobody wants to violate the NAP after all.

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>>2119980
Nerd.

FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!