Most humiliated and degraded person in history

>>2115005
White men on 2017

>>2115005
You do know that all of that's bullshit right?

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>>2115009
so sorry

>>2115005
Though Bayezid I did win a victory against the "crusaders" at nicopolis that was almost unbelievably humiliating for them. One of the most JUST battles in history, I have to say.

>>2115005
>I read Tamburlaine the Great and that's pretty much it

Fiction =/= history

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>>2115009
>>2115017

>>2115005
Timur was the embodiement of islam
I wish the civilized world would deal with this shitty ideology like it dealt with nazism

>>2115005
>Many writers claim that Bayezid was mistreated by the Timurids. However, writers and historians from Timur's own court reported that Bayezid was treated well, and that Timur even mourned his death

>>2115009
But Trump won...

Sounds pretty hot desu. Did tinur allow the wife to mourn him?

how did bayezid poop?

>>2115766
She stopped caring after getting addicted to Timur's microscopic mogol penis

>>2115729
Only National Socialists are civilized, non NS world are barbarians.

>>2115774

>t. white cuck

How many children do you have?

>More than two replies
>Nobody has bothered to make OP source his blatant lie

ok

>>2115546
"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

>One night, in the middle of winter, when he was making his way home over the castle drawbrige, he was seized by four burly Grenadier Guards and dropped repeatedly onto the frozen moat below until his weight broke the ice, and he was ridiculed from above as he struggled in agony. Then the king left two young bears in his bedroom to terrify him. He frequently returned home to find his doorway bricked up, and on occasion the quiet of his study was shattered with firecrackers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Paul_von_Gundling

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>>2115864
>Implying whites are the Milhouse in reality

http://www.forbes.com/sites/laurashin/2015/03/26/the-racial-wealth-gap-why-a-typical-white-household-has-16-times-the-wealth-of-a-black-one/#47e3fe346c5b

Cue curb your enthusiasm theme

>>2115905

This is beyond vicious.

The bit with the monkey is top banter, tho.

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>>2115905
Gundling died on 11 April 1731 in Potsdam as a consequence of his ulcers. Even in death the king did not spare him humiliation. By royal command he had been compelled for a number of years to keep, in his bedroom, a coffin made from a varnished wine barrel, on which the following verse was written:
Here there lies within his skin
Half man, half pig, a wondrous thing
Clever in his youth, in old age not so bright,
Full of wit at morning, full of drink at night.
Let the voice of Bacchus sing
This, my child, is Gundeling
[...]
Reader, say can you divine
Whether he was man or swine?[10]

After he died, the king had his body paraded through the streets of Potsdam and then publicly displayed, wearing the outlandish costume he required Gundling to wear for his own amusement, propped up in the barrel. Various ribald songs were composed specially for his funeral, but the king's antics were so outrageous that the local clergy categorically refused to have anything to do with this parody of a funeral ceremony.[11] Instead, the funeral sermon was delivered by none other than Gundling's long-time tormentor, David Fassman.[12]

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>>2115005
After his defeat, Vercingetorix spent 5 years in jail, whipped and underfed to the point where he's described as a broken man that can't even speak anymore. After 5 years of being tortured he was paraded around the city for Caesar's triumph and finally killed. In terms of degradation, Vercingetorix was a minor noble that rose to rule the Arverni tribe and eventually all of the gauls not under roman territory. From zero to hero to subzero

>>2115005
What the fuck did his Bayezid's wife and daughter do with him on the battlefield?

>>2115905
So he's basically /his/ and the king is /pol/.

>>2115766
>>2115005
yeah that's pretty hot. Any more stories like this?

>>2116515
Alexander also captured Darius' entire family after defeating him.

>>2116515
It's a sandpeople tradition that if you about to fight to death, you bring all of your women and possesion in the rear.

The spoil really goes for the victor.

After Cyrus died fighting Ataxerxes, Ataxerxes threw a huge banquet and Mithradeities (the guy who killed Cyrus) was told that he would be given honors for turning over all of Cyruses horses and finery and things, but Araxerxes wanted everyone to think HE killed Cyrus. It was going great until a drunk Mithradates loudly boasted about how much of a badass he was for killing Cyrus. He went from a soldier with high honors to the boats because he couldn't keep his goddamn mouth shut.

>>2115005
>Has there ever been a more thoroughly humiliated man in history?
>>2115014
>You do know that all of that's bullshit right?
Yeah OP where is your SAUCE at?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayezid_I#Biography

>Many writers claim that Bayezid was mistreated by the Timurids. However, writers and historians from Timur's own court reported that Bayezid was treated well, and that Timur even mourned his death.

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>>2117004
jokes on you i love honey and milk

t. Mithradates killer of Cyrus the pretender

>>2115005
Jeb Bush

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>>2115905
At least Friedrich Wilhelm is only remembered to history as Frederick the Great's abusive father.

Never abuse a historian: they always get the last laugh.

>>2115005
>Has there ever been a more thoroughly humiliated man in history?

The serbs who fought to defend the Ottoman Empire from the Timurids.