Scariest things to hear a close friend or family member say

>>2103035
"What's my name...?"

"Alexander was Macedonian and we are his direct descendants."

It's disheartening how often l hear this nonsense.

>>2103035
America's ordered state-boundaries are stupid.

"We need more Visigoths."

>>2103035
"Never trust a Chinese or a Japanese person."
>tfw your great grandfather was assassinated by Japanese collaboraters
>tfw your grandfather owned a successful enterprise in the North and fled to the South with nothing except one wife and four hungry children
>tfw you grew up working class in America because imperialism gave your country the middle finger in the 20th century

"the byzantine were the true sucessor of rome"

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>>2103036
feels

>>2103035
"I've accepted Jesus into my heart."

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>>2103035
>I just don't know what to do with you anymore

>>2103123
Holy shit those feels

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>>2103070
>fled to the South with nothing except one wife and four hungry children
>except one wife

why live

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>>2103123

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>>2103123
Oh

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>>2103041
"We wuz khans and shit. Hail Tangra."

And then they all laugh at the Former Ancient Republic of Macedonia.

>>2103035
Your old classmate is a doctor, why aren't you? (he was a douchebag btw.)

The pastor's daughter had her first son. (Religious upbringing, couldn't keep to it.).

>>2103206
>Your old classmate is a doctor, why aren't you?
I was in the same class with some dumb cunt whose father was a classmate of my father, so my dad is always going on how she works in a bank like that's some big success. She's probably a clerk there for fuck's sake.

>>2103183
>чиcт бyгapин

Kek

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>>2103035
>Why do you need that

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>>2103183

>>2103238
>retirement

Muslim household: "those isis nasheeds are really catchy"

>>2103272
You need north korean style stool pigeons that rat out there family in these cases

>>2103272
they are tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX0s5-FR1O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uGswkakIHA

>>2103287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxQ6n9fygY
ded link is ded

>>2103272
They unironically are.

t. Orthodox Christian

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>>2103313
p.much this
t. degenerate muff diver

>>2103287
>>2103295

HERESY !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8

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>>2103329
Oh my fucking God lmfao

Horrifying

>communism was an experiment by jewish masons. Why do you think it was only tried on us slavs. Coincidence? I think not
>The Russian revolution was a jewish plot to rob the russian empire. Why do you think it's called the Revolu-CIA? :^)
The ruling classes hold the blood of Cain, and the common folk are Abel, and the Caanites want to keep their blood line pure, which is why they invented genetics technology. They need to keep that racial purity, they don't want to become like us 'subhumans'

>>2103035
Mom, dad... this is JaQuan, he comes from a line of Kangz.

>>2103070
What happened to the other wives?

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>>2103372
vae victis

>>2103110
They weren't the successor because they actually were Romans.

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>God dies

>>2103383
>dat look on brennus' face.
kek.

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>>2103035
"Come on anon, I'm on the pill"

"Anon, I had to take Mom to the hospital last night, she wasn't feeling well... she was very tired... and..."

Italian reporting in.

Everytime my dad talks about the good parts of fascism I die a little inside, especially considering that our family was basically decimated both in the african front, prison and town bombings.

Our family literally went from 74 people to 4 and this retard is still drooling over le authoritorian manly man.

>>2103035
>fire was invented around the same year Jesus born, before that everybody live in the woods and ate raw meat
My grandpa

>>2103968
Fascism was doing fine until the war.

t. Wop diaspora

My mom asked me a couple of not-so-smart questions about Fidel's funeral after having a bit of wine.

>Wow, look at all those people; it's just like Tito's funeral. Do you remember that, Anon?

I'm 21, Tito died a decade before l was born.

>Why is that coffin so small? Was he a little man?

Upon seeing the coffin used to transport his ashes.

>>2103035
>black people are not real
>The moon landing is impossible

T. old ass Italian man

>capitalism works

>>2104327
>black people are not real
story pls

>>2103714
>Sex
Get the fuck out normie. Go back to the Reddit

>>2104337
more along the lines of
>Black people are not people
>Only Europeans are people
>Therefor black people are not real (people)

>No, son, the American Civil War happened before their independence

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>>2104250
Lol get yourself tested Anon
You have those genes

>if it wasn't for the Afghan War we'd all be speaking muslim right now

thing my dad said unironically once

>>2103383
I don't know how many times I've seen this posted yet I've only now noticed the heads.

>>2105069
brennus happy face just steals the show
took me a few posts too

>>2103383
GAULED.COM