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Allied country history in WWII

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Britain
>Fight a bunch of demoralized Italians and win
>Desert your ally and run away to hide on your Island
>Hide on Island until Americans join in
>Contribute as much combat wise as Canada
>Only use is sending American goods to America and Russia

France
>Think a fucking forest is an impenetrable defense
>Entire country is wide open because you thought this for some reason
>Hold out tooth and nail, fight with the tenacity the Japanese were fabled to have, launch assaults against Germans that vastly outnumber you
>As many Germans die fighting you as Germans that die in Normandy
>Save the British military single handedly
>Surrender
>Don leather jackets and build machine guns in your garage to fight German occupation

Australia
>Have an extremely successful Pacific campaign
>Hard to find any losses
>Get into a city wide bar brawl with your allies over banter

Russia
>Get fucked all the way into Stalingrad
>Hitler forgets Winter is a thing
>Run into German machineguns until they are pushed back to Germany
>Rape and murder their women and children
>80% of your equipment used in the push to Normandy was supplied by USA

America
>Join in when Tojo bombs your shit
>Perform exceptionally in a Navy campaign against Japan
>Get Britain off their asses, be the strongman in the Western front push to Normandy
>Aide French resistance and the USSR
>Single handedly end the Pacific theater

China
>Britain sinks your Navy as prank
>Just got done killing each other in your 80th civil war
>Japan starves you of food
>Try to fight but always lose
>Get turned into sex slaves and used as lab rats for science
>America saves you but Russia says you won
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>Hitler forgets Winter is a thing
>a thing

shitty millennial-speak detected, opinion discarded
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>>2092429
The Brits fought half of Normandy, buddy. Don't diss.
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India? Turkey?
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>>2092429
Britain fought the nips in east Asia as well. And landed fucking commando raids in Norway, and defeated the Afrika Korps. My own great grandfather died landing on Italian beaches because the Americans fucked the landing.
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>>2092478
>Britain fought the nips in east Asia as well
I knew that but didn't want to bash them TOO much, but if you insist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Singapore
>Surrender to an enemy that has inferior weapons and technology that you outnumber 8 to 3
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>>2092500
Pushed them out of Burma doesn't matter. Chindits ftw.
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>>2092429
>80% of your equipment used in the push to Normandy was supplied by USA
This is false
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>>2092429
City wide bar brawl. Sounds dope, send link to wiki nigga.
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>>2092940
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>>2092429
None of this is remotely accurate. Can't tell if this is a normie satire or full retardation.
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Russia was the primary reason Germany lost Europe. Churchill convinced America to fight in North Africa instead of putting more pressure on mainland Europe. While the Russians dealt with the bulk of German forces. Role of the allies in defeating Germany is often overstated granted the intensity and duration of Russian-German conflict throughout the war.
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>>2093345
>convinced
More like told. Had the U.S. landed in Europe instead of fighting in North Africa, they would have been ground to bits and Britain recognized this. Britain essentially had the U.S. use North Africa and Italy as training operations before playing with the big boys.
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>>2092940
>he doesn't know about the cuckening
At least Straya did something about it. France just took it like a little bitch.
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>>2092965
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane

>Hotels were only allowed to serve alcohol twice a day for one hour at a time of their choosing, leading to large numbers of Australian servicemen on the streets rushing from one hotel to the next and then drinking as quickly as possible before it closed.

>Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military[4] and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians

After the battle, which was basically two nights of Australians and Americans beating the shit out of eachother and rioting in the streets:

>'But after that, it sort of settled down and you go into a pub and an Aussie would come and up and slap me on the back. "Oh, wasn't that a good ruckus we had the other night? And have a beer on me."'
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