Could Santa Claus be called a God?
>supernatural being
>capable of miracles
>people pray to him
>he has many names and titles
>judges the naughty and nice
>children leave him offerings of cookies and milk for blessings
Santa Claus is the secret 4th being in the Holy "Trinity" (which is really a Holy Quaternity)
>>2087807
Don't you mean, a Holy Tetrarchy?
Nah cause God is the principle being of faith. Kids don't have to believe in him to get presents, they just have to be good.
I'd call him a magical saint.
>>2087879
maybe like the patron saint of presents or gift-giving or something.
Santa does not exist.
coca cola is the vatican
>>2087879
>Kids don't have to believe in him to get presents, they just have to be good.
Same goes for God.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-assures-atheists-you-don-t-have-to-believe-in-god-to-go-to-heaven-8810062.html
>>2088389
I want to get mad, but then I recall John Paul saying something slightly similar.
I miss Benedict. He could piss people off sometimes but he was always clear and never muddied things doctrinally, even in his statements for the masses.
Inb4 pagan larp