Why doesn't God write books anymore?

>>2081511
He just wrote one a few hundred years ago.

>>2081511
Because he finished the Quran.

>>2081511
Because hes dead

>>2081511
Beloved, although I was very eager to write to you about our common salvation, I found it necessary to write appealing to you to contend for the faith that was once for all delivered to the saints.
Jude 3

>>2081511

Because shitposting is more effective.

>>2081604
>god may be shitposting on /his/ right now

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>>2081612
tfw called god a cunt and told him to fuck off back to /r9k/

>>2081511
He suffered depression and committed suicide.

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>>2081511

His Spirit guides the hands of prophets to this day

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Because once humanity hits 18, it's not his problem

>>2081511
Some people only have one good work on them, then it's all downhill from there.
I mean even if he did write another book it'd be totally overshadowed by the bible. How do you make something bigger than that?

Yahweh's been a sellout ever since he got that book deal with the Venusians.