I am a descendant of the historical Jesus. AMA

What's the diagnosis?

>>2057911
how old are you and what do you do now?

>>2057920
I'm 23 and I'm in school.

>>2057911
Same brother. I can even trace my lineage back to Adam.

>>2057936
Pretty crazy. Do you go to the meetings?

>>2057911
you´re black right?

>>2057934
what you study?

>>2057911
You are a merovingian?

>>2057936
through Eve or Lilith?

>>2057936
big deal, so can i

>>2057911

Were you born from anal sex as is the wont of the men from your line?

>>2057945
English
>>2057970
I was born the usual way.

>>2057984
fave book? i know your relative/cousin/uncle whatever. he has a congregation near me. says hes from jesus through some family that went to puerto rico. you know him?

>>2057995
The New Testament ;) But other than that probably Paradise Lost or The Rings of Saturn.
No I don't know him, but be aware that there will always be a lot of people claiming to be related to Jesus that are not.

>>2058018

what about his dark materials? you like that?

>>2058024
Loved it when I was younger

>>2057950
through cain

>>2058058
interesting, so you're through both: adam and eve and cain and lilith

>>2058024

btw, how do you explain that jesus' genealogy is messed up and conflicting between luke and matthew? do you know of the explanation? is the bible infallible? i hear "the bible 2" is coming out soon. is that by you?

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>>2058058

CAIN?