Funniest Quotes of History

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Funniest Quotes of History 2016-12-05 11:02:08 Post No. 2047655
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Funniest Quotes of History Anonymous 2016-12-05 11:02:08 Post No. 2047655 [Report]

>They can go to hell! We have offered them a sensible way for so many years. But no, they wanted to fight. Fine! We gave them technology, the latest, the kind even Vietnam didn’t have. They had double superiority in tanks and aircraft, triple in artillery, and in air defense and anti - tank weapons they had absolute supremacy. And what? Once again they were beaten. Once again they scrammed. Once again they screamed for us to come save them. Sadat woke me up in the middle of the night twice over the phone, “Save me!” He demanded to send Soviet troops, and immediately! No! We are not going to fight for them. The people would not understand that. And especially we will not start a world war because of them. So that’s that.

- Brezhnev on the Yom Kippur War

Anonymous 2016-12-05 11:12:37 Post No.2047687
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Anonymous 2016-12-05 11:12:37 Post No.2047687 [Report]

The Germans taught them well

>start a war
>fail miserably
>play the victim and cry for help from everyone you can

Anonymous 2016-12-05 11:14:45 Post No.2047698
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Anonymous 2016-12-05 11:14:45 Post No.2047698 [Report]

>>2047655
Arabs are fucking shit at modern warfare.

Anonymous 2016-12-05 11:37:29 Post No.2047781
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Anonymous 2016-12-05 11:37:29 Post No.2047781 [Report]

>>2047655
AAAAAAAAAAH BREHNEV SAVE ME

Anonymous 2016-12-06 12:42:24 Post No.2048057
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 12:42:24 Post No.2048057 [Report]

>>2047655
>tfw Brezhnev won't save you

Anonymous 2016-12-06 12:45:10 Post No.2048072
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>"Mr Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question of whether the white race will survive."

What did he mean by this?

Anonymous 2016-12-06 12:49:36 Post No.2048086
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 12:49:36 Post No.2048086 [Report]

>>2048072
>That guy
>Russian
Scratch a Russian Find a Tatar

Anonymous 2016-12-06 01:31:40 Post No.2048254
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>>2047655

>Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.

Anonymous 2016-12-06 01:40:48 Post No.2048294
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 01:40:48 Post No.2048294 [Report]

>>2048254
Simply eric

Anonymous 2016-12-06 02:11:27 Post No.2048439
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Anonymous 2016-12-06 02:11:27 Post No.2048439 [Report]

>>2048057
If someone woke me up twice in the middle of the night I'd also have reservations about prolonging their life.

Anonymous 2016-12-06 03:39:01 Post No.2048797
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>>2047655
Anwar Sadat's fw

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