Why are Slavic inventors so superior to Germanic ones?

Slavs came up with

periodic system of elements (Medeleev), modern mechanics(Timoshenko),
modern austronautics(Tsiolkovsky), modern seismology(Mohorovichich), heliocentric theory(Copernicus), modern geometry(Lobachevski), the helicopter(Sikorsky),radioactive theory(Maria Sklodowska-Curie),early photography(Levitsky),wireless telegraphy(Murgas),Big Bang theory(Gamow),objective psychology(Bekhterev), walkie-talkies(Magnuski),colour television(Zworkin),electric tram(Pirotsky),alternating current, radar, hydroelectric plant, cryogenic engineering, transistor, modern electric motor, remote control, neon lighting , wireless communication (Tesla), radio(Popov), long-range telephone(Pupin), crystalline science(Stranski), modern geochemistry(Vernadsky), rocket science(Korolev), pre-lumiere camera(Prosynski), incandescent bulb(Lodygin), transformers(Yablochov), lasers(Brasov and Prokhorov), LEDs(Losev and Holonyak), synthetic rubber(Lebedev), solar cells(Stolev), digital electronic
computing(Atanasoff/Atanasov), field recorders(Fidelski), contact lenses(Witcherle) modern education(Komensky), caterpillar tracks(Blinov), electrically-powered railway wagons(Pirotsky), Videotape recorder(Poniatov), petrol cracking(Shukhov), grain harvester(Vlasenko), modern anthropology(Malinowski), bullet proof vest(Zeglen), parachute(Kotelnikov),mine detector(Kosacki), space travel( Tsiolkovsky), vitamins(Funk), lunar roving vehicle(Mieczysław Gregory Bekker), sound in films(Tykociner), radar(Popov), train air brakes(Bozic), conventionally usable plastic(Stepanovic), ballpoint pen(Penkala), supersonic photography(Salcher), dactyloscopy(Vucetic), the antibiotic azithromycin, the power block(Puratic), modern petroleum industry,computer networking(Paul Baran) and the kerosene lamp(Łukasiewicz)

HOW CAN STRANCI EVEN COMPETE?

>>2031733
Because muties stole everything from zhidi

>>2031733
Excuse me are but why did you attach a picture of famous french mathematician, existentialist philosopher and inventor of the baguette, Jean-Nicholas Tesslier?

>>2031770
That's the Romanian general Nicolae Teslescu.

>>2031734
how can Slav haters ever recover?
and we did all this despite constant agression from G*rmans, A*glos and T*rks

>>2031791
And without colonial wealth

>>2031791
Okay, you're geniuses. You may rise your nations from dirt poverty now.

>>2031770
Wrong, that's Czech pornstar Miki Teslič, inventor of repeating orgasms.

MI SMO BILI INVENTORI I GOVNO

>>2031800
materialist Westerner can't comprehend the true greatness of Slavs

>>2031770
But that is non other than Nikolai Sergejevich Teslovky, famous russian composer and discoverer of the bortsch particle.

>>2031800
Slavs are still fairly rich compared to most of the world. They are also not being raped by arabs, so unlike the west they will actually survive.

>>2031798
>And without colonial wealth

What do you call Central Asia and the Far East?

>>2031820
Siberia

>>2031820
sacred Russian land

>>2031826
>>2031827

A colony for the Russians

>>2031831
Yes a vast cold wasteland. Brought Russia a lot of wealth and prosperity.

>>2031734
That is but a mere portion of the 756 accounted inventions.

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>>2031733
That's the Prussian aristocrat and adult film entrepreneur Nikolaus von Teslewitz. He invented scat porn and National Socialism.

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>>2031868
Really makes you wonder what all those Germanic inventors actually where "inventing"

>>2031910
>nobel prize
lel

>>2031910
Anyone have the version of that that includes the page going further in depth on the graph?

my favourite slavshit invention, a functioning state

>>2033912
Doing better than mudslimes and sudacas at least

>>2034077
Not much of an accomplishment

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Daily reminder that Sl*vs are the niggers of Europe

>>2034091
*East Slavs

>>2034091
Hitler said Croats are Aryan.

Everything you say is worthless.

>>2034161
Wilhelm bootyblasted yall

>>2034091
>Paris
Makes me really sad to be honest. Even London isn't as bad it seems.

>>2034209
It's not that high.

>>2031818
They spent most of their recent history being buttfucked by Turks so hard they still haven't recovered.

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>>2034109
Hitler was an uneducated autist.

>>2035370
It took the Turks 217 years to get to the position where they could buttfuck us.

>>2031910
Admittedly, the overwhelming majority of our inventions were invented in the last one hundred and fifty years, Germanic and Latin are more consistent in their inventiveness, although the majority of their inventions have gone obsolete by the end of the 19th century, while most of ours are still in use and will remain so for at least another century.

>>2034091
Americans are outclassing us in that department.