*blocks your path

>>2015984
UTE!
*fires Matchlock musket*

>>2015991
*misses by roughly the longer side of a football pitch*

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>>2016558
>missing
>at that range
Tanegashimas weren't that innacurate you know

>>2016558
*gets handed by loader another one*
UTE

>>2016566
*misses again*
*hears katana unzipping behind him*

*unsheathes Admiral Perry*
*teleports behind trade route*
Pssssh, nothing personal Shogun.

>>2015984
walk away. dudes carrying a fucking head. you just walk away.

>be me
>Part of British navy
>Deployed in Japan
>Dirtyfuckingjaps
>Some faggot that overslept three centuries blocks my way with some peasants head in his hand
>Take out my rifle

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>>2015984
Do your worst.

>>2016606
*opens the country, stops having it be closed

>>2016564
If that were true, then Andrew Jackson would have died much earlier.

>>2017717
a musket and a dueling pistol are not quite the same thing.

>>2015984
What's this photo from?