Badly describe a historical event

>>2007454

Sounds like a day in Ancapistan

Nazis die in winter

>>2007458
Battle of Stalingrad

>>2007454

Spartacus revolt.

>>2007458
>Not "Nazis weren't the fittest in winter"

you had one job

also

Communists ran out of money

>>2007461

Yup

>>2007454

Fash gets bashed (and killed)

>>2007463
Correct

>>2007464

Didn't loose the war though, did they?

:^)

submarine sinks with letters inside

>>2007464

>commies ran out of money

Cold War?

germans hate heathens

>>2007472

Baltic Crusades.

king fucks a lot of woman then went war with france

>>2007476
exactly correct

52 nation pick-up

>>2007454
Archduke gets killed, everyone goes to war.

>>2007464
>Communists ran out of money
OP said a historical not an eternal event.

Thousands of bodies falling info the ocean

>>2007477

Henry the VIII?

>>2007480
scramble for africa?

>>2007482

WWI

>>2007466

Death of Mussolini?

>>2007489

Yup

>>2007485
correct

Old guy does what Hannibal did and dies a year later.

Cripple breaks all the rules.

>>2007488
Yeah, that one was obvious.

>>2007494

Scipio AFRICANUS after the battle of Zama

>>2007494
No

some buildings fall down

>>2007502
>>2007500

>>2007503
9/11

dude sends his doctors to sick enemy

>>2007495

FDR?

>>2007510
Serbo-Bulgarian war?

>>2007512
'no'

nap gets slapped

enemies become friends in THIS christmas classic

coming many winters ago

Boat didnt rescue a sinking boat

>>2007520
Christmas truce of 1914

>>2007520
Christmas truce 1914?

>>2007522
>>2007524
correct!

Guys in Ukraine who don't like State, monarchy and authority bear guys who like State, monarchy and authority

>>2007528

*beat

brown people aren't happy, get smacked

>>2007494
Patton stomping through Italy.

>>2007528

Battle of Peregonovka.

Based Mahkno

>>2007535

YES

Russian sailors set off on a wacky adventure.

>>2007538

The Baltic Fleet's journey to Tsushima.

It ain't me starts playing.

>>2007543
And what a journey it was

>>2007545
french revolution

Guy gets kidnapped as a little kid and believes he has power. Wars and revolutions happen, suffers from stockholm syndrome.

>>2007545

Vietnam war

>>2007510
Unit 731?

Local man fails test, ruins China.

>>2007511
Yup.

>>2007454
Son gets captured by enemy and his dad won't even bail him out.

crackas be shooting eachother

>>2007454
Edgy prince becomes king. Unifies multiple kingdoms into one country.

>>2007699
Taiping Rebellion?

>>2007734
Stalin?

>>2007775
Yeah. Yakov.

>>2007510
Saladin saves King Richard.

Is there a better historical bromance between enemies?

>>2007454

woman falls out of building and gets trampled by horses

>>2007794
Jezebel?

Criminals land on a island and fight over it with some roaches.

people land at the wrong shore

>>2007805

*Ding *Ding *Ding

>>2007816
Colombus discovers America.

>>2007482
i refuse to belive this is not a bait and switch

there has to be some other event it could be refrencing

We race-mixed with other nations, we need them to leave for a while.

>>2007823
alright to vague
people land at the wrong shore and leave in an impressive manner

>>2007821
Yeah! :D

>>2007829
Hispanoila?

>>2007832
people land at the wrong shore get boged down for a while then leave in an impressive manner

Niggers won.

>>2007851
2008 American elections

>>2007454
Can we have this?
No.
Are you sure?

>>2007454
Incest finally goes too far and Europe erupts in war

>>2007454
some guy gets thrown out a window

>>2007454
some guy starts a land war in asia and gets BTFO

Disagreement at the post office

>>2008208
1916 rising.

veto.

angery sphagetti man walks with his buds

>>2008192
Start of the 30 years war.

Nutjob from tiny country assassinate some noble from a bordering empire and another empire uses this to declare war on the world

>>2008192
defenestration of prague

>>2007495
creation of 2*4chan

"German history reached its turning-point and
failed to turn"
-A.J.P Taylor
bonus coolboy points if you can tell me why it's crap

>>2007899
Haitian independence war, but good guess.

Waifufags win the war

>>2007454
one side was being assholes
the other side was being whiny babies
war ensues

>>2008601
Trojan war?

Dudebro goes backpacking through Europe and steals their ideas

Italian dude born in another country invades Itlay with his adoption country's army and steals every piece of art he comes across

>>2008267
Assassination of Franz Ferdinand
>>2007810
yo, you're describing the history of Australia and that is uncool man, racism is never cool, shame on you

>>2007791
right

Indians get JallianWallah bing bonged.

A bunch of people got murdered here so a shrine was made to the murderer and it's politically incorrect to denounce the murderer today.

the french get destroyed by a 16 year old

>>2008625
Nappy

>>2008780
Joan of Arc (guess "the french" refers to the French family that was ruling England in that era)

>>2007454
Man who thinks he is in control thoroughly tricked by Sombrero wearing Mexican rebel

>>2008227
March on Rome.

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>>2007454
An embassy gets raided for doing what they normally do; taking hostages

A guy get his ear cut off and people fight on sea

Potatoes decide they don't want to grow

>>2008841
Ireland hunger and Irish immigration

Easy one:
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Terrorists from a muslim country attack a superpower, superpower reacts by waging war on two urelated muslim countries but not the one terrorists came from

>>2007464
1907 Tiflis Bank Robbery

>>2008864
1066 French colonization of Britain

>>2008866
911
war on iraq and afghanistan

Rome of west fall.

>>2008852
Yep

>>2008881
Romulus Augustulus is kill

>>2008801
it was actually crecy

>>2008829
Iranian Hostage Crisis

Canadian decides to shitpost in an important document

>>2008896
But it's the mud that won Crecy

Burger protects kebab from removal

>>2008907
you're thinking of agincourt

>>2008924
It's actually true for Crecy, Agincourt and Waterloo

a """crisis""" occurs; colonies change hands

They all died but hey at least we tried.

Angry venetians gangbang greeks.

>>2007845
Gallipoli?

some fag goes to the desert and gathers up the savages to get rid of the roach

A large group of young Frenchmen take a stroll in winter.

Roman Emperors can't handle banter.

German zealots take over a town

>>2009092
Valentinian I?

>>2009090
1812
>>2009093
First Crusade?

>>2008940
Moroccan Crisis
>>2009078
Lawrence "the fag" of Arabia

>>2009102
Nope

Intellectual mocks a federation of teutonic kingdoms role-playing as an ancient superpower

RIP soup

>>2009109
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>>2009109
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Mad ruler burns down his country to avoid abiding by a trade agreement

>>2008919
UN intervention in Bosnia/Kosovo

>>2008902
Japanese surrender

>>2009078
Seven pillars of wisdom stuff

>>2008710
Jallianwala Bagh massacre

>>2008601
Could be Trojan war, could be Russo-Japanese war

>>2007743
Europe at every point from the arrival of gunpowder in the West to 1945.

>>2009115
The Kettle War

>>2009108
Siege of Muenster?

>>2009152
>>2009139

Ja

>>2008940
>>2009104
I was initially thinking of the desastre del 98, but the pre-war years were full of great powers jockeying for colonies and influence

>>2007751
Ivan the Terrible?

>>2007484
Pearl Harbour? Some other event where a lot of ships or a very large ship sunk at once? Titanic maybe?

A bunch of people in america die because they can't take breaks at work

A relatively young man who recently became a monarch puts an end to a joke that has been around for a millenium thank to morning fog

chink says he is jesus brother
starts the bloodiest war before ww1

>>2007751
Bismark

>>2009093
Bremen republic?

Brown people fight the British in trenches before it was cool.

Semitic terrorists chimp out, Romans take the banter way too far.

>>2009187
Homestead?

>>2009189
Austerlitz?

>>2009190
Boxer Rebellion

>>2009206
Nope. More industrial.

Madman merchant has 10 luck

>>2009209
Yes

>>2009200
First Jewish War

>>2009213
Pressent day America

A group of people gets put in work camps and invent a hoax about mass murder once liberated in order to get their own country

>>2009259
Hohols?

>>2009211
nope

>>2009259
They were promised Israel in WW1 you silly cunt.

Country gets invaded by neighbours, besieged capital secedes and declares itself a communist state

>>2009197
Münster Rebellion

>>2009283
Paris during the Franco-Prussian War

Renowned admiral from a famously perfidous nation attacks an anchored fleet because the country it belonged to just declared neutrality in the ongoing big war

Chavs get high casualties trying to liberate a city, take revenge on the civilians they just liberated

Empire with powerful military gets its shit rekt by illiterate local farmers supplied by its enemies.

>>2009335
Soviets in Afghanistan

>>2009335
Americans in Vietnam
Would've say US Revolution but

>18th century Britain
>powerful military

>>2009257
>>2009206

The correct answer was the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire

>>2009335
Could also be any of the numerous Roman invasions of Armenia

>>2007484
sinking of the Titanic?

>>2007494
Charles the eight of France's invasion of Italy?

Soviet engineers attempt to do science.

>>2009400
Vostok program

>>2007791
Fucking great m8
In asia it would be uesugi kenshin and takeda shingen

Also china has some stories like that too I think.

>>2008864
decolonization of Africa
or American war of Independece

>>2009407
>>2009400

I should've added "continues Stalin's work."

People get angry over eclairs.

crazy man with bad mustache and one testicle vaporizes jews

>>2009453
Pastry war

Some small european country sells it's colonial islands to a rising superpower.

>>2009259
r u stupid or a troll lol

An instance of intercontinental crossdressing and a couple years going by helps kickstart the American Civil War.

communists try science

white people bitch about free labor

>>2009472
>>2009424
>>2009400

Chernobyl

>>2009475
Emancipation Proclaimation

a dude kills his uncle emperor

>>2007454
JUST

>>2009478
Caligula and Tiberius

>>2009472
Lysenkoism

>>2009477
I was talking about history in general. its a common theme.

>>2009485
thats more like "communists fucking hate science" I was thinking more Cold War shit.

>>2009483
>Caligula and Tiberius
yup.

Black men march down a river in order to overthrow a corrupt boxing fan with no real provocation whatsoever.

>>2009477
yup.

>>2009476
pretty much nailed it. Cold War and stuff too.

Egypt wakes up with no air force.

>>2009469
abe linco!

dead dude makes Americans celebrate.

>>2007699

An Lushan?

>>2009511
Lol

>>2009512
Nope. It's widely defined as a time period, and it affected a whole lot more than the American Civil War.

>>2009515
Antonin Scalia XDXXDDXDDDDDD

Very mad men with big noses goes to Agentina and flies some guy back to their country, then they are not good to him and he gets to drink one wine and then he ded. ;_;

>>2009469
Replace "American" with "Roman" and you've got Publius Clodius Pulcher.

>>2009543

I was going to say Jerry Falwell

>>2008871
ye
>>2009415
ne

[NEEEEEIIIIIIGHHHHHHHs in polish]

>>2009515
Easy. Osama Bin Laden.

>>2007751
Alexander the great?

>>2007454
Bunch of guys arrive from the sea. Ruin everything for everyone. Disappear.

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>>2009639
FUN HATS
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>>2007454
The bad guys win, but there is still some hope for the good guys

>>2009653
2016 US presidential election?

>>2007751
garibaldi?

Dude loses an army in forrest. His boss never lets it go.

>>2009482
human history

>do you even lift?

>>2009671
Teutoburg forest

>>2009693
Yup.

Catholics team up with pagans and small group of muslims to beat up other catholics.

>>2008188
War of Spanish succession?

>>2009511

June 5, 1967.

>>2007454
Dude pretends to be a tzar, ends up killed and shot out of a cannon.

>>2007751
Qing Shi Huangdi

>>2009761
Not badly described at all, pretty straightforward. False Dmitry I.

>>2008618
simon bolivar

>>2009090
napoleons invasion of russia

>>2009320
siege of burgaz during the napoleonic war


>>2009464
sale of the virgin islands

a young man has to outlive an old guy to win it all but he get's the shits and dies

Russian generals let a lot of people get killed in a forest because they don't like each other.

Guy doesn't want to get married, makes virgin Marry his waifu.

>>2009784
Tannenburg

>>2007454
Uncle Joe saves the world

>>2009790
Soviet Union in WWII

Invaders get fucked by cavemen so fuck invading

slavic country gets whiny it didn't get land it wanted,attacks everyone around it and is promptly raped

dynasty of lords from a castle in the middle of bumfuck nowhere become rulers of one of the greatest powers over the course of 5 centuries

>>2009808

2nd balkan war

>>2009809
Romanovs

>>2007454
All of western europe teams up to help muslims in their conquests.

Oh shit a typhoon wiped us out. Oh dear, it happened again.

>>2009782
Peter the great actually

>>2009836
Mongolian invasion of Japan.

>>2009831
Crimean war?

>>2009836
mongol invasion of japan

>>2009848
Way earlier.

look at me, this is European now.

>>2009823

not what I meant but I learned something new

it was the von hohenzollerns actually

>>2009842

ah yes, that fits better

>>2009831
Franco-Ottoman alliance? I dunno,you got me here.

>>2007454
Man takes over everything by force, becomes supreme leader, tries to fix everything, goes home.

>>2009809

Habsburgs?

a general who loses becomes president who get's kicked out, this process repeats 3 times

>become a king
>learn what toilets are
>run off

>>2009860
Ah, right. Romanovs made sense because they did come from some insignificant noble family in bumfuck nowhere and ruled for a little more than four centuries (not exactly five but close enough), Hohenzollern does make more sense.

Bulgaria gets fucked

>>2009870

Sulla?

>>2007454
Is this Crassus crucifying rebel slaves on the Appian Way?

revolution overthrows king, 1st elected leader overthrows the republic and declares himself emperor and with that surname they really should have expected that

>>2009896
Yup.

>>2009259
This doesn't seem to match with any historical event anon

>>2007464
You can't talk about the Greece fiasco, it wasn't 25 years ago.

Burned shit -> palace

>>2009903
Napoleon III

>>2009259
suppression of the boers in south africa

>>2009887

with the same guy I might add

>>2009259

We're talking about historical events, anon not your debunked conspiracies

Turns out elephants are not great at mountain climbing

>>2009653

Spanish anarchists?

>>2009948
Hannibal crossing the Alps.

Bald man hates capitalism

>>2009960

russian revolution

Poles carry cannons by hand, everyone is suprised.

Something about maize.

a young man just has to outlive an old guy to win it all but he get's the shits and dies

>>2009831

4th crusade?

>>2010000
Bingo. Quads don't lie.

After centuries of struggle between nations guys from up north came in and beat up everyone.

>>2010017
European conquest of Africa

>>2010024
Nope.

>>2010017
British conquest of India.

>>2010017
mongol invasion of the islamic world

>>2010033
>>2010037
That's not distinctly "north" isn't it?

Based empire dies, two huge mistakes are born from its ashes

>>2007456
> roads
> in ancapistan

>>2009962

Yup

>>2010043
Viking Invasions/The Great Heathen Army

>>2010052
British Raj, India and Pakistan.

>>2010017

macedonian conquest of greece?

>>2010052
The Frankish Empire splitting into France and Germany.

17th century king who never heard of toilets steals an irrelevant region from a neighbour for the lulz and inadvertently causes two world wars centuries later

>>2010082
yep

>>2010086
Creation of the Kingdom of Prussia?

One ruler of a part of an ancient Empire liked a creepypasta villain so much he recreated him with a bunch of prisoners he got out of a battle like the absolute madman he is, meanwhile the enemy ruler lost his shit and died from the shock

Good leader dies, his people kill eachother

>>2010119
Ol' Vlad the Implyer

>>2010114
Nope
It's about an irrelevant but very disputed province that caused WWs

>>2010135
nope

Smelly hooligans btfo by walls

>>2010078
Yes.

>>2010151
:(
>>2010141
I'd argue that Serbia caused world one and Germany caused world war two, so you have to forgive me for not being able to guess it.

>>2009895
all of history?

too pussy to land, release maximum rekts

>>2010377

atomic bombing of japan

>>2007494
Maximinius Thrax's siege of Aquilea?

Big nosed trickster meets with Chinese supervillain

>>2010566

nixon goes to china

Racist white man discovers new land and singlehandedly massacres 90% of its population

>>2009320
Siege of Badajoz

>>2010674
hitler goes to poland

>>2009515
fidel? or the Egyptian prick?

>>2009532
joking.

Hold my beer, watch this!

>>2009582
Winged hussars?

>>2010141
Alsace?

>>2010133
Julius Caesar
Nicholas II
Alexander the Great

>>2009653
World War I?

>>2009809
Habsburgs
Romanovs
Hohenzollerns

Man gives up absolute power to be a cabbage farmer.

>>2011533
Diocletian

>>2011597
Ye

>>2011361
Nope

>>2011703
tito

>>2011725
Yes

>>2009259

Guaranteed replies

>>2007699
Taiping rebellion for certain

>>2009049
1204 ;-;

>>2009653
Yugoslav wars

>>2009068
correct

>>2010674
Australia

>>2010156
huns

>>2007454

frenchies get BTFO by a couple of peasants with pointy sticks