The Game

1991 - Desert Storm

Chernobyl 1986

1969 - Man arrives at Moon

1961 - Berlin Wall is built

2001- 9/11 terrorist attack

>>1999524
1939 Spanish Civil War ends

World war 2 - 1939

>>1999529
>>1999532
1933 - Hitler becomes Chancellor

>>1999532
>>1999529
1929 Great Depression begins.

>>1999541
1918 - Germany surrenders to France

It had to be no more than 25 years ago

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1900 Paris World Fair and first modern Olympics

5 zillion years BCE: Zinn the Finn farts and creates the universe

>>1999554
Savage.

>>1999553
1889 - Krakatoa erupts

>>1999557
1871 - France surrenders to Germany

>>1999557
>>1999562

1867 - Austria-Hungary is formed

>>1999566
1861 - start of American civil war

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1848: Spring of Nations

>>1999578
1839 - First Opium War begins

>>1999585
1815 Napoleon's defeat at waterloo

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1826 - first photograph

>>1999578
1839: First opium war begins

>>1999585
1814 - the War of 1812 ends

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1805: Battle of Austerlitz

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1805 - Napoleon destroys the >Holy >Roman >Empire

1806 - end of
>H
>R
>E

1798 - Napoleon in Egypt

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>>1999598
>>1999599
Well which was it 1805 or 06

Haitian Revolution, 1804

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1804: Coronation of Napoleon

>>1999606
the >>> should be brought back and then destroyed every year until the end of time

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1793: Beginning of the Reign of Terror

>>1999606
Austerlitz sealed its fate in december 1805, but it was officially dismantled in 1806

1768 Russo-Turkish war begins

1763 - Seven Years War ends

>>1999597
French Revolution, 1789. Easy one, but there we are.

>>1999644
Woops... shouldn't have left the tab open for so long before reading/answering.

>>1999624
War of Austrian Succession, ended in 1748.

1735-1739 Russo-Turkish war

1715 - Death of Louis XIV

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1715: Death of Louis XIV

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1690: first piston steam engine

King William's War, ended in 1697

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1668 - Louis XIV humiliates Spain and England in the War of Devolution

1679 - Treaty at Nijmegen

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>>1999683
1648: Peace of Westphalia, end of the Thirty Years War

>>1999683
1648 - the Thirty Years War ends

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1637 - Discourse on the Method by Descartes

1618 - Thirty Years War begins

1599, the Globe Theatre in London is erected. Shakespeare's Julius Caesar was performed in this year.

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1589: Henry IV becomes king of France

1588 - Destruction of Spanish Armada

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1572: Saint Bartholomew Day's massacre

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1547: foundation of the Russian Tsardom by Ivan the Terrible

>>1999826
1525, prussia becomes a vasal state to the polish crown

1519 - Cortes arrives to Tenochtitlan with his men

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1515 - Switzerland swears eternal neutrality after losing at Marignano

>>1999861
1492: Granada falls; expulsion of the Jews and Muslims from Iberia

1485 - Battle of Bosworth between York and Tudor, defeat of York and rise of Tudors to the throne

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1485 - End of the French rule over England and beginning of the Welsh one

Everyone's waiting to post 1453

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1467 - Charles the Bold becomes duke of Burgundy

>>1999999
just to see who gets it

>>1999899
1452 - The fall of Constantinople by the hand of the Ottomans

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1453 worst year of my life as constantinople is taken by the ottomans, marking the end of the roman empire

>>1999904
Fuck youuuuu

1453 - End of civilization in Asia minor

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1453: Battle of Castillon and end of the Hundred Years War

1444 - Battle of Varna

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1429: Joan of Arc lifts the siege of Orleans and saves France

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1453, one the greatest day in all history the Ottomans conquered Constantinople and made Stormfags and Christcucks butthurt to this very day.

>>1999924
>1453
>before 1429
nice try roach

1415 - Battle of Agincourt

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>>1999924
1402, one the grweatest day in all history Tamerlan kick shit from ottomans and made turkey butthurt to this every day

>>1999932
1410 - First Battle of Tannenberg

IM GETTING THIS GET

>>1999965
The get is all mine fagget

Kek will usher in a new white world order

>>1999877
>>1999884

LMAO 2TUDOR

Its coming.....

>>1999943
1368 AD, Ming Dynasty formed in china

>>1999985
1350 AD, The Black Death first appears in Scotland.

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voltie get

>>1999989
1336, rise of the Ashikaga Shogunate

Asian history > european history
this get proves it

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>>1999965

2016: I get 2mil

>>1999999

>>2000031
always remember your ass is a colony for my dick

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polacks are subhuman

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Moving on.

1314: Jacques de Molay, last Grand Master of the Templars, is burned at the stake

>>1999994
1323: Malietoafaiga ordered cannibalism to be abolished in Tutuila, now known as American Samoa.

>>2000042
1302 battle of the golden spurs

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1309 - the Papacy moves from Rome to Avignon

>>2000052
1277: Third Paris Condemnation (birth of modern science desu)

>>2000063
why?

>>2000079
ARE YOU MAD FAGGOT

>>2000078
It put an end to Aristotlean dogmatism which had dominated Western thought for centuries, and the leading philosophy at the University of Paris became that Aristotle, and by extension any scientific dogma, could be questioned and rejected in favour of something better. The revolutionary works of John Buridan in physics and Nicole Oresme in mathematics in the following century can be traced back to that.

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1258: Fall of Baghdad to the Mongols

>>2000098
You can't keep Teleology down you empiricist fucks, Aristotle will reign again.

>>2000104
1226 - Conrad of Mazovia invites Teutons and asks them to get rid of prussian barbarians
that one didn't end well

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1214 - Battle of Bouvines

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1204 - Fourth Crusade and sack of Constantinople

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>>2000104
1242
Eternal Kraut btfo by Alexandrr Nevsky in the Battle on the Ice

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1187: Fall of Jerusalem to Saladin

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>>2000219
1189 - Richard the Lionheart is crowned.

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1154 - The French family Plantagenet from Anjou takes over England

ITT
>Here is my own knowledge (google search)

>>2000266
That's 33 years before the last date, DISQUALIFIED

>>2000267
>succubus (male)

>>1999884
>windsor
Not Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

>>2000266

1143- Emperor John II Komnenos dies under mysterious circumstances with a poisoned arrow.

>>2000266
>>2000826
We're still missing a date, the last valid date was 1187.

>>2000262
1171: Henry II annexes Ireland

>>2000826
1131: Civil War erupts in England over the succession to Henry I.

1066 - France conquers the United Kigndom

>>2001026
1119 - The Knights Templar is founded.

>>2001044
1100: Baldwin of Boulogne is crowned as the first King of Jerusalem.

>>2001050
1087 - Death of Guilliam le Conqueror

>>2001064
1069 - Guilliam harries the North of England

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>>2001050
1095: Pope Urban II calls upon Western Europeans to take up the cross and reclaim the Holy Lands, officially commencing the First Crusade.

>>2001070
1066 - The French noble Guilliam de Normandi conquers England and make it a French colony

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>>2001072
1077: The >Holy >Roman >Emperor takes a little trip to Canossa.

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>>2001092
1071: Defeat of the Byzantines at the Battle of Manzikert by the Seljuk t*rks, ending three centuries of a Byzantine Golden Age.

>>2001092
1066 - The garlic-eating Frenchman known as "Williaume le Basterd" conquers Britain and annexes it to the French Empire

>>2001099
1054: The Great Schism. Eastern and western christendom are permanently divided.

1066 A bunch a snail-eating monkeys LARPing as Nordic barbarians invade the Perfidous Albion and make it eat croissants

>>2001113
1044: First known recorded use of gunpowder and the compass appears in China.

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>>2001098

> He actually believes that Manzikert was a big defeat, and that the weakening of the empire was not a result of internal factors.

>>2001126
1030: Olav Haraldsson loses to his pagan vassals at the Battle of Stiklestad and is killed in the battle. He is later canonized and becomes the patron saint of Norway and Rex perpetuum Norvegiae ('the eternal king of Norway').

>>2001126
1035 - Canute, King of England, Denmark, and Norway, dies. His empire is shattered into pieces.

>>2001137
1018- First Bulgarian Empire is conquered by the Byzantines.

>>2001145
1001: Leif Eriksson explores North America and vikings establish small colonies in Vinland.

>>2001145
995- Extinction of the European subspecies of Lion.

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>>2001145

*Teleports behind you*

Sorry kid, we don't see eye to eye.

>>2001153
That doesn't sound right
sauce?

>>2001153
981: Erik the Red discovers land west of Iceland. He calls it Greenland even though it isn't green.

>>2001170
962: Otto the """Great""" is crowned Holy Roman Emperor. He vows to be a strong leader by doing whatever the Pope wants and giving him all his money.

>>2001169
Heptner, V. G. and Sludskii, A. A. (1992): Mammals of the Soviet Union Vol. II, Part 2 Carnivora (Hyaenas and Cats). Leiden, New York.

>>2001175
955: The Magyars are finally rekt for good at the Battle of Lechfeld.

>>2001183
936- Gorm the Old consolidates all of Denmark as a single monarchy

>>2001190
912- Holy Roman Emperor Otto I, is born.

>>2001190
931 - John XI becomes pope

>>2001200
910: The Fatmid Caliphate is founded.

>>2001206
888- Charles III is killed, ending the Carolingian Dynasty

911 - Father of ""Holy"" ""Roman"" ""Emperor"" Otto I has sex with his wifes and conceives the future """"Emperor"""

>>2001212
862: The Rurik dynasty begins in Rus'.

>>2001212
878, Alfred the Great defeats the Danish Armies at the Battle of Ethandun. The Danish Warlord, Guthrum , is baptized a Christian.

>>2001219
843 - Treaty of Verdun. Frankish Empire dies, France and Germany are born from its ashes

>>2001219
846: Saracen horsemen desecrate Rome, including the tombs of St. Peter and Paul.

>>2001228
830: The House of Wisdom is established in Baghdad, Abbasid Caliphate to preserve Greek, Roman, Persian, and Indian knowledge. It would later be destroyed by the Mongols.

>>2001240
814 - Charlemagne dies.

>>2001243
800: Charlemagne is crowned "King" of the "Romans" and begins the "Holy" "Roman" "Empire", thus commencing the greatest and longest-running comedy routine of all time and causing the creation of the German term "schadenfreude".

>>2001249
794: The Heian Period begins in Japan when the Emperor moves the capital to Kyoto.

>>2001249
793- First account of a viking raid is carried out against the monastery at Lindisfarne.

>>2001260
772: Charlemagne invades Northwestern Germany, incorporating the Saxons into the Christian world.

>>2001260
772- Charlemagne invades Saxon territory.

>>2001264
>>2001265
Nice

>>2001264
758: Persian and Arab barbarians loot and burn the Chinese city of Guangzhou. The port would be closed for the next 50 years.

>>2001269
732 - The Battle of Tours finally halts the expansion of Islam in Western Europe, until it resumes nearly 1300 years later.

>>2001278
726 - Leo III spergs out and starts the Iconoclastic heresy.

>>2001278
I was waiting to post this but 732 is 26 years before 758

>>2001286
711: Muslims cross the Strait of Gibraltar, eventually conquering Iberia, ending Visigothic rule and founding Al-Andalus.

>>2001296
698: the Arabs take Carthage from the Byzantines, ending centuries of Roman rule.

>>2001305
681: The First Bulgarian Empire is established by the bulgars, leaded by Asparukh

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>>2001305

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>>2001305
677 - The Arab fleet is obliterated by Greek Fire. The Arabs are BTFO and fail to take Constantinople.

>>2001321
661: The Umayyad Caliphate begins.

There's going to be a lot more Muslims conquering X if I remember correctly.

>>2001327
We're like 5 posts max before Muhammed shows up.

>>2001325
642 - After an invasion by marauding Arabs, the Library of Alexandria is destroyed for good.

>>2001321
That dude with the flamethrower isn't even paying attention.

>>2001334
>And you said it wouldn't work
>Would you please just focus on the battle?
>I don't have to. Because it works. Dick.

>>2001333
632- Muslim conquests begin.

>>2001333
627 - Heraclius defeats the Persians

ITT: Byzantineboos and Arab/Persiaboos duke it out.

>>2001342
622- Year One of the Islamic calendar.

>>2001356
618: The Tang dynasty is founded in China.

>>2001359
603: Last mention of the Roman Senate in Gregorian Register. It mentions that the senate acclaimed the statues of emperor Phocas and empress Leontia.

>>2001365
590 - Gregory the Great becomes Pope

574: The slavs invade and inhabit the Balkans, setting the stage for World War I.

>>2001378
570 - Muhammad (pbuh) is born

>>2001378
554 - The Byzantines remove the Ostrogoths from Italy and bring it back under Roman rule.

>>2001378
570- Some nigger named "Muhammod" is born in Mecca.

>>2001385
535: A massive volcanic eruption throws ash into the atmosphere, causing massive famine in the Northern Hemisphere.

>>2001391
527: Justinian I (pbuh) becomes Emperor of Rome.

>>2001396
522: Byzantines obtain silkworm eggs and start producing silk. They would retain a monopoly on silk production in the west for centuries.

>>2001403
507: Alaric II, King of the Visigoths, is killed at the Battle of Vouillé.

>>2001408
496 - Clovis converts to Catholicism, securing it as the main branch of Christianity for centuries

>>2001403
497- Clovis is baptized a Catholic.

476- Fall of the Western Roman Empire

>>2001415
455 - Vandals sack Rome

>>2001415
455: The vandals sack Rome. Chichen Itza is founded.

>>2001424
~440: The Anglo-Saxons settle in Britain, eventually giving rise to the Eternal Anglo.

>>2001430
420: The Northern and Southern Dynasties period begins in China. Marijuana is first cultivated for human consumption.

>>2001434
407 - Constantine III abandons Britain

>>2001434
406 - Hordes of German barbarians cross the frozen Rhine and start squatting in Gaul, destroying any pretense of Roman rule there.

>>2001440
395: Theodosius I dies, causing the Roman Empire to split permanently into east and west.

>>2001444
381 - First Council of Constaniople, Holy Trinity, creed of Nicaea

>>2001444
376: The Romans let the Visigoth refugees settle in their borders to get away from the Huns.

378: Battle of Adrianople: The Roman army is defeated by the Visigoth cavalry, signaling a massive shift in land warfare. Emperor Valens is killed by peaceful refugees.

>>2001449
365: an earthquake with a magnitude of at least eight strikes the Eastern Mediterranean. The following tsunami causes widespread destruction in Crete, Greece, Libya, Egypt, Cyprus, and Sicily

>>2001449

Cavalry had always played an important role in Warfare way before Adrianople.

>>2001454
350~ - Huns invade Sassanid Persia

337: Constantine is forced to convert to Christianity on his death bed, dooming the Roman Empire to its ultimate destruction.

>>2001468
325: The Kangdom of Aksum converts to Christianity, becoming the first Christian Kangz since the proto-Sheid Kangz following the fall of Korean hegemony over Africa.

325 - Nicean Creed created

306 - Constantine becomes Emperor

>>2001483
280: The Jin Dynasty reunites China, ending the Three Kingdoms period.

>>2001490
260: The Roman Emperor Valeria is taken captive by the Persians.

>>2001490
260 - Shapur makes Valerian his foot stool

>>2001499
235: The Crisis of the Third Century

>>2001507
220: The Han dynasty falls and the Three Kingdoms Period begins in China.

>>2001509
212 - The Antonine Constitution extends citizenship to all free men of Rome, even provincials.

>>2001514
192 - Commodus is assassinated
193 - Year of the Five Emperors

>>2001517
184: The Yellow Turban Rebellion breaks out in China.

>>2001517
179, Rome allows the first German colonists to enter territory controlled by the Roman Empire.

Good thread OP, it's informative, fun to check out every once in a while and got the 2000000th get.

>>2001477

Actually Armenia was the first in 317.

>>2001521
161 - Rome and Parthia go to war. Rome wins and extends to its greatest height in Mesopotamia.

>>2001530
142 - Antonine Wall is built in Scotland

>>2001536
122: Hadrian's wall is built in Roman Britain, signifying Rome's northernmost border.

>>2001540
106: Dacia is annexed as a Roman province.

>>2001540
117 - Trajan dies, his conquests abandoned by Hadrian

>>2001545
96 AD: Nerva becomes Roman Emperor, beginning the period of the Five Good Emperors.

>>2001549
79: Pompeii is destroyed by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.

>>2001554
69 - Year of the Four Emperors, Galba, Otho, Vitellus and Vespasian all claim the Empire after Nero's suicide

>>2001559
64: The Great Fire of Rome happens. First significant recognition of Christians by Rome as the persecution of them begins.

>>2001565
43: Roman conquest of Britain begins. London is founded.

>>2001566
40: Emperor Caligula plans to invade Britain, but forgets to bring an army, he instead declares war upon the sea, whipping it and taking shells as prisoners.

>>2001568
33 AD: Jesus Christ is crucified.

>>2001568
Best banter
37 - Tiberius dies, leaving his great nephew Caligula as emperor

>>2001570
28: Buddhism reaches China.

29, Jesus executed according to Roman Catholic tradition.

How far back can the thread go until it hits the bump limit?

Make another and lets get to the earliest form of life or the oldest evidence for the existence of the universe.

>>2001576
9: Three Roman legions were ambushed and destroyed at Teutoberg Forest by Germans under the leadership of Arminius. Augustus was quoted as saying "MY LEGIONS REEEEEE"

>>2001570
>>2001576
14 - Augustus Caesar dies


>mfw China ignored during 1st century

>>2001579
4BC - Herod the Great dies and Judea is annexed as a province of Rome

>>2001579
4 BC: Rome annexes Judea.

>>2001596
27 BC: The Roman Senate bestows the title of Augustus on Octavian, marking the end of the Roman Republic and the beginning of the Roman Empire.

>>2001598
31 BC: Battle of Actium, Marc Antony commits sudoku, Egypt is rekt

>>2001598
32 BC: Rome declares war on Cleopatra of Egypt. Octavian and Mark Antony fight the Final War of the Roman Republic.

>>2001607
44 BC: Julius Caesar is assassinated.

>>2001613

43 BC Cicero dies.

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>>2001613
49 BC: Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon.

100 BC: Birth of Julius Caesar

>>2001622
52 BC: Vercingetorix is BTFO by the genius tactics of Caesar at the Battle of Alesia. Gaul is conquered soon after.

>>2001625
138 BCE - birth of Lucius Cornelius Sulla (AKA Sulla)

>>2001622
53 BC - Crassus gets molten gold poured down his throat

>>2001630
73 BC: A slave rebellion led by the escaped gladiator Spartacus leads to the Third Servile War.

>>2001639
86 BC: Rome conquers Athens, Grecoboos all over Rome rejoice.

>>2001639
80BCE - Sulla is Consul (again)

>>2001642
107 BC: The Marian Reforms allow any citizen to join the Roman Army, and provided for the state to give them weapons if need be.

>>2001657
111 BC: China conquers Vietnam for the first time.

>>2001644
105 BC Battle of Arausio, Rome's biggest military disaster on all it's history

>>2001660
130 BC: Hipparchus accurately models the motions of the Sun and Moon.

>>2001681
146 - Rome destroys the city of Carthage, getting cursed for their treachery

>>2001681
146: Carthage is eternally BTFO by Rome at the end of the Third punic war, and Corinth is also BTFO soon after.

>>2001691
164 BC: Antiochus IV dies on campaign, leaving the Seleucid empire to a nine-year-old child. The succession crises to follow would swallow the Empire and ultimately lead to its destruction at the hands of Parthia.

>>2001691
164: The Maccabean Revolt leads to the restoration of the Temple of Jerusalem and the tradition of Hanukkah.

>>2001694
200 BC, Cretan War begins: Rhodes gains significant power

>>2001701
200 BC The construction of the Great Wall of China begins.

>>2001702
218 BC - The Second Punic War starts

>>2001702
216 BC: Hannibal crushes the Roman legions at the Battle of Cannae.

>>2001708
221: Qin Shi Huang unifies China under the Qin dynasty, ending the Warring States Period.

>>2001711
241 BC - The First Punic War ends in a Roman victory. Rome annexes Sicily and Corsica.

>>2001716
260 BC: Ashoka inscribes the Edicts of Ashoka.

>>2001718
280: The Colossus of Rhodes is constructed.

>>2001721
280 BC Pyrrhus invades Italy to subjugate the Romans and create a new Empire

>>2001725
301 BC - Battle of Ipsus the last chance to reunite the Empire of Alexander the Great

>>2001771
290 BC: End of the Third Samnite War.

>>2001820
aand it ends in early roman-hellenistic times
326 Alexander the Great invades northern India.

>>2001863
328 BC - Alexander conquers Egypt

>>1999918
>glorified cheerleader

>>2001340
kek

>>2001820
311 BC: The diadoci come to the agreement that the young king Alexander IV of Macedon, son of Alexander the Great, will become king of the whole empire when he comes of age in six years' time.

This doesn't pan out.

>>2002643
312 BC: Rome builds its first aqueduct.

>>2002142
330 BC: After gaining the Pass of the Persian Gates, Alexander enters Persepolis. There he ceremonially burns down the palace of Xerxes I, as a symbol that the pan-hellenic war of revenge is at an end.

>>2002655
338 BC: The Latin War ends. Rome dissolves the Latin League and formally asserts dominion over the other Latin city-states, taking the first steps towards expansion.

>>2002661
c. 350BC: The Mayan civilization appears in Mesoamerica.

>>2002678
360 BC: Jerusalem and its temple are rebuilt. The power of Judaism's hereditary priesthood is firmly established.

>>2002678
>>2002695
373BC: The Temple of Apollo at Delphi is destroyed by an earthquake

>>2002695
368 BC - Plato publishes The Republic.

>>2002701
387 BC: Plato founded the Platonic Academy in Athens, where he taught Aristotle until 347 BC.

>>2002706
February 15th, 399 BC: The Greek philosopher Socrates is sentenced to death by Athenian authorities, condemned for impiety and the corruption of youth. He refuses to flee into exile and dies by drinking hemlock extract.

>>2002711
403 BC: The Warring States period begins in China with the partition of Jin.

>>2002722
424 BC: Xerxes II takes the throne as King of Persia, then gets assassinated while drunk 45 days later.

>>2002729
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>>2002744
did this thread get linked on /pol/ all of a sudden? Fuck off

Are we being raided by /pol/ because of Fidel?

>>2002746
hot take faggot

>>2002746
>WAAAH IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU CAME FROM ANOTHER BOARD REEE

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>>2002746
kys cuck

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>>2002769
ebin :^)

nice raid guys, we r lejun!!

>>2002772
>Why hasn't /his/disavowed /pol/? Is this how the party of 4chan dies?

>>2002776
>mfw I reply to myself and gommies still get btfo

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>>2002776
OY! VEY! IT'S LIKE ANUDDA SHOAH!

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>>2002746
you have to go back

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>>2002728

448 BC, Perdikkas II of Makedon takes the throne. He is the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of Alexandros III Megas of Makedon, famous predecessor of future God-Emperor of Mankind Donald I Trump of New York

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>>2002837
KEK WILLS IT!

>>1999999

>>2002746
Let's try this shit again, compadre. Germanwings Flight 9525, March 24, 2015.

>>2002963
2003 US invades iraq

>>2003003
2000, libkeks cry over muh popular vote

>>2003018
1991
>soviet
>union
collapses

Good thread while it lasted OP.

Gee, it's like I'm really in /b/ circa 2010.

>>2003086
I remember when /pol/tards would only chime in on other boards if politics came up or they had some excuse to mention how great Hitler was. Now they can just point to anything and dump their pepe folder. The_Donald was a mistake.

>>2003162
If you leftist faggots let the bygones be bygones, I can assure you that /pol/ and r/the_donald wouldn't exist. You caused your own demise faggots by committing hubris and thinking that you could fly high like Icarus. Seriously, everything that's happening now is just a natural reaction to leftist near-fascist social rules.

>>2003176
Yeah, right. Your post is a perfect example of why no matter what we do, the shitposting won't go away now. I'm not even a leftist, I voted for fucking Trump and the shitposting on every board is annoying me. But you instantly assume I'm your enemy because everyone, in your mind, falls into two generalized groups that are either with you or against you.

There's a "keep /pol/ in /pol/" rule for a reason - no one wants to hear about politics on the video game board, or hear about PRAISE LE MAGIC MEME PIZZAGATE ILLUMINATI on the history board. It's even worse when you literally link the board in /pol/ threads and make calls to invasion. Requesting you don't discuss off-topic bullshit and make dubs posts is not a "near-fascist social rule", fuck off.

>>2002801
460 BC, The First Peloponnesian war begins.

New thread:

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