*blocks your path* STAND AND DELIVER, YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE.

>>1990473
ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

Where are those lupins?

>>1990473

*unshieve my katana from the time I was a foreign advisor during the boshin war*

Heh...nothing introduced by our relashionship child

>You
>A level 18 bandit
>Me
>A level 89 fag in full rune

I think I can handle this

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*blocks your path*
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU'VE GOT ON YOUR SHOULDERS

Ooga booga

Nice purse, Nancy boy.

>>1990625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYTRsEtqKps

>>1990473
YOU BETTER NOT BE A MANHUNTER

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Hoho! It seems like thee has verily misjudged this situation,
as ye can see it is the year of our Lord 1701 and I shalt not tolerate such foul misbehavings any longer. En garde!

>>1990592
>level 89
>full rune
you're not even trying m8

>>1990762
God that so 1640's grandad. I'll bet your wig is dark coloured, too.

*unsheathes compass and magnifying glass*
You've messed with the wrong Royal Academic. Dixon, dispose of this Frenchman.

PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT!

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Wait a second...

>checks calendar
>realize it's the middle ages
>remember that highwaymen are nothing more than modern day historians revisionist cultural marxist lies to trick the modern day population into believing life has always been as shitty and dangerous as it is now
>fictitious made up villain dissapears into nothingness from whence it came
>continue along path, dancing and playing the flute

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

YOU'RE NOT WANTED 'ERE

THIS TOWN'S FINISHED

thanks british children's tv shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYU-vSh7ORA

>>1990473
SUPERFLUOUS COMMA

>>1990571
Steals from the poor and gives to the rich, stupid bitch

>>1990850
You forgot
>die of a tooth cavity in your 30s

>>1990996
You forgot.
>Eating less sugar in your entire lifetime than the modern day 10 year old does in a month.
Simple revisionist horse shite.

>>1990850
>early modern period
>middle ages
you illiterate.

m'lord?

>>1990473
Try use a mirror, a bullet or a knife.

>>1990473
Just shoot me, senpai.

>>1990473
I'M THE DANDY HIGHWAYMAN
SO SICK OF EASY FASHION

>>1990473
I'll give you nothing but cold steel, you scum.

>>1990473
highwaymen didn't actually talk like that

>>1990473
Ah'll break your legs, noice and slow!

>>1990850
>highwaymen are nothing more than modern day historians revisionist cultural marxist lies to trick the modern day population into believing life has always been as shitty and dangerous as it is now
is this real life

>>1990473

>fall down and retain
>flop around a little and pretend to be retarded

>>1990473
*shoots with pocket mosin*
"Fucking larpers, swear to god..."

>>1991017
Its not sugar, its grain that have historically ruined our teeth. Anyone who had more access to meat had better dental health than someone who relied on grain for their diet. Im gonna guess that the nobles were the ones who could afford to eat a cow a day and therefore had better teeth.

>>1991559
What's this then eh?

>>1990473
BE WARNED THIS IS AN ANCAP ZONE

M'LORD

>>1990813
I was a free fag for 90% of my scapeing days

>>1990850
Is this a joke?

>>1990850
This is my favourite post on the /his/todel

>>1990473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2a6l6wM2k

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I'M THE HIGHWAYMAN

>>1991568
OR is this Symphony

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>>1990473
I hope you packed a lunch

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>>1990473
OH SWEET JESUS HE'S GOT A GUN

>immediately shit myself

go- go ahead, turpin-chan, take my pants
the money is in there

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>>1990473
I run away in a zig-zag pattern.
You can't possibly hit me now!

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>>1990473
>highwayman
Can't rob me when there are no roads

>>1993107
It's fantasy reeeee

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>>1990473
Well, I am unamused, better armed, and come with my section, sooo.....

>>1992782
You are awesome. Keep being awesome.