>"February" revolution
>it actually happened on March
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>Christmas
>A winter festival
>Jesus was likely born in spring or early summer.
It was thought of in February however Slavs are too dumb and lazy to change a word
>lel guys Julian calendar wtf is that
>>1969294
>"winter is too cold for babies to be born"
>implying he isn't the son of god and thus can take the cold like a boss
>>1969290
>"October" Revolution
>it actually happened in November
at least the Decembrist revolt was actually in December