*blocks your path*
>>1968151
*Crush it with my shoe, clean it up with a paper towel, then continue on my way*
>>1968151
*shoots*
*successfully invades*
*draws his sword and challenges to holmgång*
>>1968151
*insults mustache*
>>1968151
*subjugates*
*slaughters your entire village*
*ruins history*
>>1968916
> *almost ruins history*
fixed that for you punk
Þu hwot froend?
*kills northumbrian dogs*
>>1970322
*slays ur mum*
>>1970346
*farts in your general direction*
>>1968151
*teleports behind you*
>>1970346
>Oh sweet shinguards, can I have them?
>Fuck off, kid
YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
>>1968151
YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST WESSEX AND HER PEOPLE
WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENCE
>>1970322
>>1970346
>>1970620
where the anglo wymen at
>>1968151
*kills your father*
>>1970895
[wailing intensifies]
>>1968151
>installs less boring mod