Tell me about the Habsburgs. What was their end-goal?

>>1959319
Destroy Europe like the krauts they are

Unite Europa under a holy roman empire

>>1959631
Not only but also unite all catholic christendom(the whole world) under the emperor

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Blarg! Shmoooo raf raf mookka. Blarf

>>1959319

to fuck each other

>>1959319
To play EUIV IRL.

>>1959748
CKII, actually

>>1959751
A bit a both.
All the incest of CK2
All the aimless and indiscriminate blobbing of EUIV.

>>1959319
Crashing this empire

>>1959319
To breed the most ugly chin ever.

>>1959319
Global domination.

>their end goal

What does that even mean? What's the "end goal" of your family?

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>>1959319
The Habsburg is a castle in the SWISS town of Habsburg, canton of Argovia.
The Ancestral seat of the house Habsburg was conquered by the Swiss in 1415, todays it serves a Restaurant, and it is a pleasure to have a hearty meal and hearty shit there, just to remind those Austrian losers of what they really are, cast out minor swiss nobility!

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>>1960283
Wtf, i love Switzerland now!

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They were the most powerful family in the history of mankind. And everybody remembers them for inbreeding.

>>1959319
Keep their lands by fucking their relatives.

>>1960283
They lost their ancestral lands, but they gained an Empire that lasted to 20th century.
Seems like a pretty good deal to me.

>>1959319
AEIOU

>>1960359
The Swiss empire still prospers in the 21st century.
>Habsburgs btfo

>>1960375
>Swiss empire

The Hapsburgs have made more of a mark on history than the Swiss ever had.
In a five hundred years the Swiss will only be remembered for their cuckoo clocks.

>>1960394
Thats what you fuckers said 500 years ago, and we are still standing,
>HRE dead
>Burgundy rekt
>France, fifth republic by now
>Austria, our bitch
>Milan, sucks cock for a working permit
>Savoy, offers anal for a working permit

>>1959319
>end goal

An ahistorical analysis derived from adventure stories

>>1960283
Every dynasty has to start somewhere. Also, they were hardly 'minor'; even before Rudolf von Habichtsburg was in 1273 elected the king of the Romans he was already the most powerful magnate in Swabia.

>>1960394
No they'll be remembered for nazi gold, even in death I still remember the shoah