IT'S OVER DIOGENES! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

>If I were not Alexander the Great, I would like to be Diogenes' hooker, so that he may fuck my tight pussy like a good little slut.

lol cant believe this guy had a city named after him

>>1951645

That event never happened

>>1951671
Σας ευχαριστώ για τη διόρθωση του ρεkόρ

>>1951650
>who shall inherit your empire?
>to the biggest faggot.
Stay salty Alexander

>>1951675

Αφήνει να kάνει Ελλάδα μεγάλη kαι πάλι!

>>1951675
>>1951688
I ' m So Fuqqin' Highh Menn Wtfff <3

>>1951688
>>1951675

How different is ancient greek to modern greek?

>>1951645
Why is this painting portraying Diogenes to be trying to touch Alexander's dick? Was he gay or something?

>>1951754

Are you a woman by chance?

>>1951645
YOUUUUUU UNDERESTIMATE MY EMPIRE

>>1951763
No, but he's clearly reaching for Alexander's genitals

Alexander: So then we went to Sephora and -

DIOGENES: STAAAHHPP

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>>1951754
according to my calculators he was a greek, so yes.

>>1951754
he is nowhere near his dick

take out your big floppy dick for reference

>>1951671
90% of what we """"""know"""""" about greek history probably never happened. These faggots were embellishing everything.