Apologize

sorry earthworm jim

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Why are they so similar

ALL EMBRACE ME

>>1923120
Lel

>You'll never live in a world where Carolus Rex trashed Peter's hopes and dreams and stopped Russia from becoming significant in any way.

>>1923130
>One's inbred, the other's not
>One was a god-tier tactician and passable strategist, and the other is a drooling Habsburg
>One was Protestant, the other Catholic
>One was killed waging war, the other choked on his own throat

Lmao so similar XDD

>>1923134
IT'S MY TIME TO RULE AT LAST!

>>1923363
If only he had invaded Russia right after the battle of Narva like his generals told him to, history would have looked a lot different.

It's sad but atleast he fucked Poland up almost as hard as his grandfather did during the Deluge.

>>1923130

Both were inbred retards.

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>>1923119
SVEA RIKE

>>1923932
Who's that?

TO THE SKIIIIIIES

tfw when we were slightly relevant in Europe once

>>1924014
I'm Austrian Anon. I feel you.

>>1923119
Sweden was a mistake. It should have remained under Danish rule.

>>1923363
I doubt he could've ever done that. He just squandered resources his father left him seeking glory and living his autistic dream. He impoverished his people and lost what took his predecessors decades to conquer.
In reality he was a shit ruler even if an interesting and romantic figure. And probably homosexual too.

>>1923377
15 YEARS HAVE I BEEN WAITING TO SIT UPON MY THRONE

WITH THE LORD MY PROTECTOR
MAKE THEM BOW TO MY WILL
TO THE SKIIIEEES
SEE CAROLUS RISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk
This is now a Sabaton Thread

>>1924027
t. Torgelf Snorrelason

>>1924148
best song of their newest album coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

>>1923119
Calm down Jon

>>1924108
NO ALLEGIANCE

>>1923130
inbred

>>1923130
>Rey_Carlos_II
>He died in Madrid on 1 November 1700, five days before his 39th birthday. The physician who practiced his autopsy stated that his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."

>American historians Will and Ariel Durant described Charles II as "short, lame, epileptic, senile, and completely bald before 35, he was always on the verge of death, but repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live."

JUST

>>1924839
I WILL SWEAR NO OATHS

>>1923130
Does anyone think the diplomats/kings of their time saw him and were reminded of Spain's inbred?

Maybe they decided to invade after that.

>>1925080
they definetly knew what inbred was idiot, half of monarchs in that time were inbred, this idiot was severely fucked though.

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>>1924027

>>1925008
CROWNED BY GOD NOT BY THE CHURCH
AS MY POWER IS DIVINE

>>1924433
Their new album is so fucking great I love all the songs in it equally, they're fucking great.

>>1926682
THEY THOUGHT I WAS TOO YOUNG TO RULE THE LAND

>>1923119
I don't understand this meme.
Who are you asking to apologize?
And for what? For Sweden becoming multiculti and full of Somalis?

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>Be Swede
>Genocide Germans en masse during Thirty Years' War, contribute a huge amount of civilian casualties in war that killed over 8 million Germans
>Raid Poles while they are trying to recover from century of wars, steal everything and burn fields resulting in 1/3 of Polish population dying
>Become hated across whole Europe for your cruelty and greed
>Get BTFO by angry Europe
WAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY THEY DON'T LIKE US :^((((((((((((((((((((

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>>1923119

>Be 15
>Take over the throne of Svea Rike after your dad dies
>Everyone in Europe hates you
>All your neighbors declare war on you when you are 18 years old
>Indelningsverket does wonders and you march on Denmark just days after the declaration of war
>They surrender immediately
>Go east
>Surprise a Russian army camped outside Narva with slightly more than 1/4th their soldiers
>Win a devastating victory
>Go south
>Commonwealth fighting amongst each other in the middle of a war
>Woop their asses and march East again

>Charles XII starts the ill fated trend of invading Russia in the winter

feelsbadman

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>>1926729
>Genocide Germans en masse during Thirty Years' War, contribute a huge amount of civilian casualties in war that killed over 8 million Germans

WTF I Love Sweden Now

>>1926705
JUST AS THEY FAILED TO UNDERSTAND

>>1926771
BORN TO RUUUULE!

>>1926778
MY TIME HAS COME

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>>1926787
I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

>>1926792
SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY

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post caroleans

>>1926792
based Stanislaw

>>1926809
TO THE SKYYYY

>>1926923
SEE CAROLUS RISE

>>1926940
WITH THE LORD MY PROTECTOR

>>1927533
MAKE THEM BOW TO MY WILL
TO THE SKIES SEE CAROLUS RISE

>>1923134
>>1923377
>>1924108
>>1924839
>>1925008
>>1926682
>>1926705
>>1926771
>>1926778
>>1926787
>>1926792
>>1926809
>>1926923
>>1926940
>>1927533
>>1927568
/his/ sings Carolus Rex when?

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

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>>1927568
Född at härska, leda mina män i strid

>>1926729
>Get BTFO by angry Europe
Russia ain't Europe.

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>>1928329
Ingen man kan mig befalla jag lyder under Gud

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>>1928374
Hör min order, ifrågasätt mig ej

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>>1928469
Vet att sådan är min vilja och därvid skall det ske

>>1928367
>Winter ain't Europe.
Fixed that for you

I'm sorry

>>1928511
8th november 1520 best day of my life.

>>1928511
Sida vid sida uti strid, med karoliner går jag i krig, knä om knä!

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>>1928841
>Mfw your precious massacre made Gustav Vasa happen

>>1923922
Thank God he wasn't wearing a helmet.

>>1928367
>Take Ingria from Russia
>Treat orthodox peasants poorly
>Control the Baltic, deny Russia from having sea access to Europe
>Piss them off
>Get BTFO

Same thing, basically.

>>1923134
ÖVER NORDEN JAG HÄRSKNAR
LÅT MIN ARM SPRIDA KNÄCK

>>1929221
GÅNG PÅ GÅNG, SJUNG CAROLUS SÅNG.

>>1926716
Systematic bullying

>>1928650
>losing to weather
lmao

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>>1928841

>>1923375
He meant they look similar.

Which they do.

>>1931790
>Nobles refuse to pay taxes
>Nobles refuse to accept his legal authority
>Nobles start armed rebellion
>Nobles get slaughtered

NO ONE COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS.

>>1923119

yes he should apologize for crashing his empire

>>1923922
Medfag here. This is an exit wound, as evidenced by the "cracks" around the wound. This body has been dead for a long time prior to this photo being taken, if buried in a sealed container or area. The wound likely did not look like that with the "cracks" at the time of death, and it is the exposure of the skull that gives it such a dramatic look.

The other side likely does not have such dramatic "cracks", and I theorize that it does not have such a big hole. It is the pressure change inside the head and the direction of projectile that caused these "cracks". His eyes probably bulged out when he was shot, although whether or not his eyes remained bulged after the injury is unknown.

Conclusion: this body was shot in the head from the left side and the projectile traveled through the skull and exited on the right.

>>1931812
It says so on the Wikipedia page. Congratulations dingus, you just had to announce you got an useless degree

The sad part is that Swedes barely know about him.

>>1931812
>This body has been dead for a long time prior to this photo being taken
no shit, he died 110 years before the first photograph was taken

>>1932403
Good, "his"tory is already choke full of white dude