Was he the first shitposter in history?

>>1916025
Bump. And yes.

>>1916025
First and the best
Australians can't even compare

>>1916025
Didn't we have this thread yesterday

And he is who everyone aspires to be

Did Alexander really want to be Diogenes? Wouldn't he go for Hephaestion, since he is Hephaestion?

>>1916254
>Did Alexander really want to be Diogenes?
He said he would want to, if he wouldn't be Alexander.

Sadly basically everything that ever happened between Alexander and Diogenes was invented in the middle-ages.

>>1916553
Source?

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>>1916553

>>1916025
Yeah, all style no substance, intellectually lazy arguments based on anecdotes. The first NEET, the first shitposter the first 4channer. Our guy.

>>1916025
He lived in a barrel, jacked off in public, shit in the forum, shit on Plato, and when the king of the fucking world came to his barrel and asked him if there was anything he could do, Diogenes told him to get out of his sunlight.

He was greater than alexander (at shitposting)

>>1916553
probably most everything was made up about him. sort of like socrates, he was used as a character by philosophers to describe a perspective.