Best /his/ alliances

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>>1915824
French/Spanish scum BTFO

>>1915836
>being cucked so hard

>>1915862
How are French or Spanish btfo there? English tried to lay a siege to a fort French captured, they were on same side as Spanish, it took long and then they chimped out on civilians they were allegedly "liberating".

Franco-Ottoman alliance

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Source of French tears

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>>1915862
>rape and kill people you are supposedly saving from napoleon
>British soldiers kill their own officers
>Anglo scum

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>>1915824

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>>1915862
>Enraged at the huge amount of casualties they suffered in seizing the city, the troops broke into houses and stores consuming vast quantities of liquor with many of them then going on a rampage.

>Threatening their officers and ignoring their commands to desist, and even killing several,[3] the troops massacred about 4,000 Spanish civilians.

>The wanton sacking of Badajoz has been noted by many historians as a particularly atrocious conduct committed by the British Army: many homes were broken into, property vandalized or stolen, Spanish civilians of all ages and backgrounds killed or raped, and many officers were also shot by the men they were trying to bring to order.[3]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Badajoz_(1812)

Tl;dr: Britain's shit-tier army concedes more casualties than there even were of enemies and takes revenge for it on the civilians they came to liberate...

>>1915912
>a literally backwater theater.
>british still engage in dank theatrics>>1915862

>>1915824
GIVE
BACK
PINK
MAP

ANGLO SCUM REEEEEEEE

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How can one alliance have so many based victories?

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The "mighty" Anglo-Portuguese alliance under the "brilliant" leadership of the "skilled" General Wellington

>>1915977
>6,000 English

More like 6,000 """English"""
Hervey de Glanville and Christian de Ghistelles were as English as your average Parisian baker.
You have to remember that in 12th century England, Frenchmen were the nobles and Englishmen were their peasants

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>>1915836
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>>1916013
>all these salty tears

Success truly breeds jealousy

>>1916027
>"success"
sikh meme

>>1916027
>success
the onlything britain was ever successful without help was sucking american cock.

if you are going to countryball or shill for your shithole go back to int or pol
this is a neutral board.
people like you are ruining this board

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>>1916027
Britain was indeed successful a long time ago
But
>portuguese success
Huehuehuehuehuehuehue

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>>1916032
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Sweden + Latvia

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>>1915824
>>1915862
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>>1916048
>It's a British butthurt episode

My favorite kind of episode desu

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Nazi Germany / Soviet Union
The forces of evil, undivided

>>1916058
>it's a frog posts inaccurate image that has been debunked literally hundreds of times episode

Wars fought against France since 1066: 35. England/UK won 23; France won 11. Mutual defeats: 1.

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>>1916066
>i-it's totally debunked guys!!!
>look at these numbers I pulled from my ass, they're much more reliable than this list!!

>>1916066
>France won 11

Kek, just in the pic he posted there are 13 (without counting 1066) and they're all easily checkable
You just proved your bullshit counter-argument wrong

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The English/Burgundian or French/Scottish alliance

>>1915824
>Battle of Aljubarrota

French cavalry getting annihilated by English longbowmen while the Portuguese carved everyone else to pieces.

Top lel

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>>1916065
Poland/Nazi Germany
The forces of evil, undivided

Switzerland has been Frances best bitch for several centuries. France gave them monies and culture and Switzerland killed Frances enemies dead.
If you want details, run this trough google translate
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweizer_Truppen_in_franz%C3%B6sischen_Diensten_f%C3%BCr_das_K%C3%B6nigshaus_der_Bourbonen_1589%E2%80%931792

>>1915824
That's the only way Poortugal could shine: By stealing other's light

>>1915824
lithuania and poland
also
switzerland and liechtenstein

>>1916085
Holy shit thats impressive. You won that war, right?

>>1915824
Why didn't you add medieval battles of the Angle Portu cuck force?

>>1916162
Aljubarrota is there

>>1916180
Weren't there more? Something with a c?

>>1915824
This is why British butthurt is the funniest. They make threads full of captures of cherrypicked battles and then dismiss every argument with pepes. No other country goes that far.

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>>1916209
These battles are representing the Anglo-Portuguese alliance in a thread about historical alliances, which sadly resulted in saltiness from other posters which are possible French or Spanish as the Anglo-Portuguese armies fought them a lot.

>>1916209
I think it is just one guy. The posting style is very consistent: say some dumb shit and then when people object respond with frogposting. I think a few days ago he started trying to use a trip, but then thought better of it.

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Best alliance coming through
Franco-French alliance

>>1916229
That's not me but Brits are generally very smug and rightfully so

>>1916236
Franco was neutral during the war.

>>1916239
>Brits are generally very smug
Yes

>and rightfully so
No

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>>1915836

>those tiny, frightened countryballs in these comics

makes me sad every time

>>1916135
savage

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>>1916273
Pax Britannica, ruling the waves, strongest navy in history, biggest empire, arguably first global superpower, tons of inventions/discoveries etc etc etc

Does the US have any allies?

It seems like we're always end up fighting their past allies. The British helped us in the French and Indian War, and then we fought them. The French helped us in the Revolutionary War, and then we fought them. We helped the Cubans in the Spanish-American war, and then we end up trying to take down their leader.

>>1916423
>British helped us in French and Indian War
We were a part of the British empire and there was no US entity.
>Then we fought the French
The Quasi-War was just extreme bantz not much of anything actually happened.
>We helped the Cubans and turned against them
No we supported Cubans fighting Cubans and when commies took over we opposed the commies.

Anyway post 1812 America has always been allies with Britain and France.

>>1916423

Morocco.

>>1919216
Barbary wars tho

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Nothing can really top Russians, UK, USA and all other historical enemies working together.

>>1915824

United States and the jews. Overthrow Islam with the help of Saudi made up wahhabism and make Judaism great again. They got their "jihadists" killing off the mudslimes in the east and Israel killing them too. Spread propaganda that Islam is radical and the dominoes start falling. Lets see if Islam's Jesus prophesy comes true or not.

>>1916423

Spain did fight for your independence too, funnily enough Spanish Cuba paid your Yorktown campaign:
>t Yorktown. With the assistance of Spanish agent Francisco Saavedra de Sangronis, the needed cash, over 500,000 in silver pesos, was raised in Havana, Cuba within 24 hours. This money was used to purchase critical supplies for the siege, and to fund payroll for the Continental Army.[13]

>>1916056
Doesn't make any sense