would you own a lion if you were a great general

if it was a zombie apocalypse and i was black, sure why not?

> lion
> not direwolf

no, it would be an extravagance and I would lose the respect of my officers

>>1913542
>bunch of diseased aggressive thugs running around killing people whilst surrounded by rubble
How would be be able to tell the difference between a zombie apocalypse and Africa?

no, its a wild animal and it belongs in the wild

if I wanted an animal companion I'd get a dog

no, but I'd get a chicken named Rome

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>>1913524
No, I'll get a cute alpaca instead. In fact, I'd get at least two

Herman Goring had a lion cub.

Fat fuck probably ate it.

>you will never inject morphine with an obese goring in karenhall

>>1913560
i remember watching infomercials in the mid noughties at 3am about how alpaca farms were an excellent investment

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baboons are more military

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I would ride a Liger into battle.