ITT historical figures who didn't actually exist

Charlemagne was real, just not white Charlemagne. He was a Berber/Arab.

>>1913460
Before I say WE WUZ can I see a source? Every portrayal of him I see is white.

>>1913457
>>1913460
I know these posts are ironic but I still want to punch both of you in the dick.

>>1913460
What the fuck? Stop changing history you racist prick. Charlemagne was Nigerian who came to Europe for some white pussy.

>socrates
>jesus
>paul mccartney

>>1913457
This is what you're referring to, right?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis

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>>1914047
>.m

Jesus.

>>1914053
bait.

>>1914060
No, truth.

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>>1913457

>>1914065
ah yes *tips fedora*

Get out of here you baiter, you stinky winky

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Napoleon """"iii"""". It was Napoleon ii all grown up

>Uncle Sam was just propaganda

>Robin Hood was just a legend

>Homer is a myth

>Alexander the Great was just the figurehead of an oligarchical alliance (if he even existed at all)

Honestly historians need to sort their shit out. No wonder they have no credibility.

>>1913460

HOL UP!

>>1915201
You tellin me we wuzn't kangs n sheit?