>no Halloween /his/ thread
let's change this
>>1902538
boo
How do we fix Halloween in America? I'm tired of the costume tradition.
>slavs got to dress up as fairys for 365 days of the year
shits unfair senpai
>>1902538
Anyone else telling trick or treaters to leave because halloween is a spook?
Here's spooky Grand Duchess for you
>>1902538
>>1902538
>>1902913
Vae coiti
What are some spookiest historical mysteries? Like no-one knows who started WW1.
>>1902949
Tunguska blast conspiracies?
>>1902949
Sea Peoples are literally a ghost story
>Bronze age kingdoms are chilling around the Eastern Mediterranean
>all of s sudden reports from Mycenaean Greece about cities getting sacked and destroyed to the brick
>Hittites say "were strong and powerful, the Greeks were weak and petty. We won't be destroyed!" in a haughty voice
>the very next week sails came into view and the Mitanni got a message about the Hittites being destroyed
>"the Hittites were strong but they were also arrogant, we will hide and the sails will pass." The Mittani said shyly
>the next week sails passed by their shore and they thought they were safe but it was not to be for long
>eventually the sails came back and the Egyptians got messages about the Mycenaeans, Hittites, Mittani, and their own provinces disappearing
>now Egypt was smart and strong, the Pharaoh stated sternly "we will over prepare, for we cannot fall like the others." And he focused all efforts to preparations
>finally the sails came to the Nile and Egypt had prepared well and they fought two magnificent battles
>finally the sails were smashed and the Sea Peoples sailed away from the coast
>however, for some reason the Egyptians still felt ill at ease
>it seemed that there still lurked a curse over their heads
>for through their over preparation they had neglected other problems and their bank accounts were now empty
>although their lives had been won, their civilization was still doomed and there was nothing they could do to prevent it from collapse
Tell me about Samhain /his/
>>1902820
Nothing wrong with the costumes. Mumming is a medieval tradition in England.
>>1902981
Man... both you and I know who they were deep down inside our hearts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jWknKJY6Jw
>>1902538
halloween is satanic
>>1904081
Pretty sure it's just a holiday where white people dress up as "Sexy Pizza", "Sexy Racially Insensitive Sports Mascot," "Sexy TARDIS", "Sexy Policeman," "Condescending Online Man/British Terrorist" and "Cyber Man/Priest" and then get drunk at a party and have sex.
>>1904199
>>1902538
Middle is me
>>1902823
>Slavs got to dress up as *retards for 365 days of the year
Fixed that for you.
>>1904437
>casual Jeb Bush
thanks for the laugh
>>1902805
Humans can be disgusting
>>1903111
Galicians celebrate it if I'm not mistaken