Luke 19:1-10.
>At that time, Jesus came to Jericho and intended to pass through the town.
>Now a man there named Zacchaeus, who was a chief tax collector and also a wealthy man, was seeking to see who Jesus was; but he could not see him because of the crowd, for he was short in stature.
>So he ran ahead and climbed a sycamore tree in order to see Jesus, who was about to pass that way.
>When he reached the place, Jesus looked up and said to him, "Zacchaeus, come down quickly, for today I must stay at your house."
>And he came down quickly and received him with joy.
>When they all saw this, they began to grumble, saying, "He has gone to stay at the house of a sinner."
>But Zacchaeus stood there and said to the Lord, "Behold, half of my possessions, Lord, I shall give to the poor, and if I have extorted anything from anyone I shall repay it four times over."
>And Jesus said to him, "Today salvation has come to this house because this man too is a descendant of Abraham.
>For the Son of Man has come to seek and to save what was lost."
The way picture it going down would be like Jesus with a crowd of disciples, talking about stuff, having jokes, teaching some knowledge, and then Jesus looks up at this dude in a tree and is like "Whoa cool man, I wanna hang out with that guy" so He calls Zachaeus out of the tree and Zachaeus is like "sweet" and then Jesus goes "bro I'm staying over your house tonight" and Zachaeus is all happy.
Then the disciples are like "aww I wish He stayed over my house"
Then Jesus goes "hey you know Abraham right?" and Zachaeus goes "of course I haven't seen him in a grip" and then they instantly became friends.
>>1898010
>Then the disciples are like "aww I wish He stayed over my house"
>Then Jesus goes "hey you know Abraham right?" and Zachaeus goes "of course I haven't seen him in a grip" and then they instantly became friends
It's more like : "why is he hanging with that ambalance chasin pogue?"
Zaccheus: Jesus, ur so cool I ain't gonna chase ambalances any more, I gonna give half of my monies to charity and refund all the people I conned.
Jesus: Good job. You're back in the club, this is what I am all about: rescuing people from their sin.
Imagine being so knee-weak for Jesus that the moment you see him, you decide to give away half your fortunes.
>>1898010
Glad to see you went to mass anon. I imagine Jesus going over to his house and Zacchaeus asking him all kinds of questions.
>>1898084
Actually I read today's Gospel here:
http://dailygospel.org/M/AM/