/his/ humor thread

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LOL!

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>>1891214

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>>1892069

>>1892056
>The Desert Hedgehog

This made me kek

>>1892168
Wasn't expecting that one lel

>>1892071
As a royalist, I quêqued

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>>1891214

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>>1892174
>Even less than a pole
>Reigned by: Doesn't matter

>>1891240
what i really want to know is what evidence is there that Skopje was the capital?

>>1892071
This one is pretty good

>>1892174

>death: In wine

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>>1891214

That's not funny they always get faround too strong in my EU games

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>>1893723

>>1892169
>civilized
>balkan

>>1892174
>death: in a stable

Are they implying that poles were horse fuckers?

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Are trolley problems welcome here?

>>1894544
IIRC drinking wine was actually quite common in Germany before it that was eventually dropped in favor of the growing brewing industry

Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhyKEK-CDg

>>1892069
>>1892071
anyone got the version with communist revisionism and deng's socialism with chinese characteristics?

>>1894654
I've never laughed less in my life. You just know the guy who made this has a folder of FilthyFrank reaction images.

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Oh good, a reason to post this.

Does anyone have the Luigi Cardona, Marshal of Italy image?

>>1894644
No, it's poking fun at how they used horses for everything. I recall there was a battle between Poland and Germany where Poland used horses against tanks and actually won that battle.

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>>1895605
>>1895585

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>>1894654
>>1894751

>>1892174
>"gut ungarisch"?
why is the meaning of that questionable
isn't it just like "good version of hungarians"

>>1892174
what's the date of this?

>>1895581
oh fuck that's good

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>>1894949

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>>1892174
>Pole mind: not paying attention
>Hungarian mind: even less than a pole
>Russian mind: nonexistent

>>1892174
>English
>feminine
>graceful
>fertile

whyboner

>>1896717
Legitimately a prank that went way too far.

>>1894654
All star is a good song you autist

>>1895029
This is fabrication. No such battle ever existed

>>1892011
How the fuck did this happen?

>>1896400
funfact, Luigi Cadorna reintroduced the Ancient Roman punishment of decimation, where an underperforming unit would be lined up and one in every ten men would be killed to motivate the others

>>1895029
>there was a battle between Poland and Germany where Poland used horses against tanks and actually won that battle.
that is false, during the first day of ww2 a group of polish cavalry charged advancing infantry in an attempt to delay them so polish infantry could withdraw to a superior position. The Germans were completely caught off guard by this and retreated, when the Poles pursued them they were counter attacked by armored cars and withdrew after suffering some losses. Sławomir Rawicz was one of the cavalrymen in that battle and talked about it in The Long Walk. He said that the few minutes between when the German infantry fled and when they were counter attacked was the only moment when he actually believed that maybe Poland had a chance.

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>>1892174
>plenty of: bees
>fashion: furry

>>1895589

I kek'd

The only thing funny in this thread is /his/torians thinking they are funny.

>>1896879
Frozen harbor

>>1896953
Post more oggies.

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>>1897087
ok

this one's more /lit/ humor but whatever

>>1896359
It's the Völkertafel from the beginning of the 18th century

>>1892174
>German trait: follower

And there's the following 300 years of German history, in one word.

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>bulgarian "Empire"

>>1892069
That is actually amazing

>>1893723
I like this

>>1896331
So a few redditors were on /his/ at once? What are you trying to prove here

>>1894680
Wine is still more common than beer in southwestern Germany.

>>1897153
FBI, NSA and 4chan.

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>>1898699

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>>1892174
>Reigned by
>Doesn't matter

Top fucking kek

>>1898796
>Even the page's horse is laughing

>>1898796
>Scribe ? I have something that must go down in history.

>>1892174
>Russian
>Furry

>>1891214
anybody remember this one?
>you are worst yankee. you are the yankee idiot you are the yankee smell. return to new england. to our pennsylvania cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,west virginia we will never forgeve you. hillbilly rascal FUck but fuck asshole yankee stink union kansas shmansas..battle of fredericksburg best day of my life. take a bath of dead yankee..ahahahahahBOSTON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget john wilkes booth.fords theater we kill the king , dc return to your precious maryland….hahahahaha idiot yankee and catholic smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHOWDER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. south carolina+virginia+texas+georgia=kill union…you will war of northern aggression/ dale earnhardt alive in dixie, earnhardt racing cars in dixie . fast driver earnhardt dixie. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of dale earnhardt… you are ppoor stink yankee… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a crab shack

dale earnhardt alive numbr one #1 in dixie ….fuck the north ,..FUCKk ashol yankees no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. earnhardt aliv and real strong wizard kill all the yankee farm aminal with car magic now we the south rise again .kenya presidant barak obama fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and union wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. confederacy greattst countrey

>>1899239
>Schuykill

That's a funny way of spelling 'skookle'.

>>1899954
i've heard people from PA pronounce it "school kill"

>>1900043
I live in southeastern PA, North of Philly. Here, it's pronounced 'skookle', though there's likely some variations.

>>1899239
>even their colony looks like a BBC

The Eternal Cuck strikes again

>>1892011
>J-G de Winter
kektimus maximus

>>1895589
Kek, breddy gud

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>>1892181
DELETE THIS

>>1895581
kekd

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>>1897087
>>1897092

Is mythology /his/?

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>>1899954
>>1900043

I live near Pittsburgh, and I've always heard it as "Shule-kill."

(Also, Southwest PA, pic related)

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>>1891233
Best filename

I got an image from a Japanese document showing the typical person from a country.

>>1900554

Then those people are pronouncing it wrong.

It's 'skoo-kill'

>>1900529
Mycenaean.

>>1900588
go away w/ your fucking bait

>>1892174
>war virtues
>burdensome
SAVAGE

>>1898699
I dont get it

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>>1900588

>>1897092
>>1897108
>>1900529
Where can I see more ?

>>1902127
http://oglaf.com/

Click "start" to read everything chronologically

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>>1892174
>Polish mind: not paying attention
>Hungarian mind: even less than a pole

>>1895581
I knew plenty of guys in the FCA at my school and fuck is it weird

>>1900554
Here in central PA, ive heard it pronounced every way in this thread. Its pretty wierd.

someone's gonna make a new one eventually.

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>>1892174
>English fashion
>French

Loving every laugh.

>>1892169
>Vampire teeth

>>1905165

You could replace that with allende

>>1905178
Beautiful

>>1895616
kek

>>1905177
With the opposite texts

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>>1900588
dank af

>>1896400
this isn't funny, it's just tragic

>>1905178
>looking up this incident
I don't even

>>1905374
I printed this up in and had my classical studies teacher hang it in the classroom

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>>1892168

>tfw the joke goes for the long con and succeeds

>>1905178
Nika riots?

>>1899239
>we have a bigger dick than Sweden
feels good to be dutch

>>1907611
Did it feel good when the Brits snapped your dick off?

>>1907613
We got a new dick for it though.

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>>1891214

>>1907611
>>1907613
>>1907624
I for one, miss our old Dutch Overlords.

>>1902151
mate what the fuck why does every other comic have a dick

>>1908025
Dicks are the pinnacle of humor. What did you think funny bone referred to?

>>1908025
You're too young to be asking about volcanoes.

>>1905524
That didn't happen, but I'll choose to believe it

>>1897155
This shit is never funny

>>1908095
cry me a river then friendo :^)

>>1905178
Please tell me there is more like this one.

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>>1908313

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>>1908313

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>>1893723

>>1892071
>>1892069
top kek

>>1893723
>leftists

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>>1891998
My sides

>>1892174
T.spaniard

>>1892169
>Subtle 'oy vey'
2nd time I've seen this meme and the first I've seen that

>>1892174
>Englishmen
>fashion:
>French
Kek
Also
>ruler:
>changes every day
When was this piece commissioned

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>>1908313

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>>1908025
have you never heard of ribaldry before? Dick jokes were considered the height of comedy in the medieval period, just read the Canterbury Tales or the Decammeron some time.

Also its because its written and drawn by a woman.

>>1892174
just found out this thing is dated at first third of the 18th century, it's from Styria but the artist is unknown

>>1892168
God damn it, I was not expecting that at all.

Well played sir, well played.

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>>1894739
Daily reminder this guy is a b/tard/

>>1905178
Just an average Tuesday on Constantinople

>>1896400
You left out the Twelfth Battle

>>1891214
t. riven main

Does anybody have those edited North Korean propaganda posters so it's American soldiers force feeding Koreans hotdogs and so on?

>>1892174
This is some oldschool shitposting. This is what 4chan looked like 2 centuries ago.

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>>1900573
woah sause pls!

>>1892174
>death by betrayal

TOP KEK

>>1896712
>fasion: French
kek

>>1892011
>de Winter

KEK

why are /his/ memes the least funny memes on 4chan?

>>1908363
isn't that every country?

>>1903123
More like this

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>>1891214


Balls of steel

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>>1891214

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yfw Hitler was M.Bison

>>1907762
Trigerred

>>1908458
It's a german thing from rennaissance i think as you can see from the bias for the german and the french being warmonger

>>1908450
Made by a German, actually.

>>1895600
The leftists will pay for them!

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>>1910037
Reminds me of this United Airlines ad.

>>1910115
>lol jk I hate napoleon
daily reminder that denmark was the only nation that was with Napoleon until the end

>>1896953
most oglaf comics are bad puns taken literally or "dude, sex! lmao", this was ok

>>1892168
That was perfect

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>>1891214

>>1908504
Machno wasn't a communist

>>1910528
communism, anarchism and socialism are related like protestantism, catholicism and orthodoxy

>>1910418
>dude, sex! lmao
I say its the continuation of a proud tradition
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Decameron/Novel_3,_10

funfact, this story was considered so incredibly lewd that a number of 19th century and early 20th century translations left parts of it untranslated completely changing the story

>>1911383
We had to read several stories from this book for school. This guy in the class who usually hates older books loved it and carefully retold me the story of a gardener fucking a whole nunnery and at the end spending a week locked in a room with the abbess, fucking.

>>1897155
Fuck that other guy, I chuckled

>>1899224
Is the world'series worst copypasta?

>>1900051
>>1900043
Have you guys been to MA? "Gloucester" is "Glowster" and "Wourcester" is "Wooster". Is this some stupid British ism?

>>1900588
Too dank for me to toke.

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Running out of /his memes, so here's a shitty /pol meme.

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I think someone posted this one already

>>1910110
Fucking Yang Wenli Bullshit right there.

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>>1912181
one of the real shaggy dog ones that I remember from when I read it in college
>german mercenary living in Italy
>has a well known reputation for always paying his debts
>this italian merchant he knows has this super hot wife who seems to be into him
>urge to cuck rising
>asks her if she wants to engage in a little horizontal refreshment
>she will but first she wants him to buy her something nice, a gift of 200 florins would suffice
>absolutely disgusting.jpg
>asks the merchant for a loan of 200 florins before he heads out of town on business
>goes to visit her with a friend, hands her 200 florins and says he's repaying a loan from her husband and if she could please pass it along when he gets back in town
>she thinks he's just talking in some kind of code because he doesn't want his friend to get suspicious
>they become the beast with two backs
>husband comes back to town
>mercenary comes around the house with his friend from before
>having dinner with him and his wife
>mentions oh btw I paid back that money I borrowed from you, your wife has it
>hfw

I generally preferred the stories that were stinging criticisms of the church more than the sexy ones though.

>>1891214
Can someone explain to a t. historically illiterate what's funny about OP pic?

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Entente General meeting 1917

>Cardorna: Austro-Hungarians? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.

>Nivelle: Wow I never would have thought of that.

>Cadorna: "You see, Austro-Hungarians have only so much ammunition. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they ran out of rounds and retreated. Petain, show them the medal I won."

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>>1900588
>implying /his/ ain't full of Sovietboos

>>1910110
I remember this thread. Thank you for the screenshot.

>>1896400
>>1896895
>During the course of the war Cadorna dismissed 217 officers, and during the Battle of Caporetto, he ordered the summary execution of officers whose units retreated.

>After the war, there was an enquiry held by the Italian government to investigate the defeat at Caporetto. It was published in 1919 and was highly critical of Cadorna, at that time a bitter man busy with writing his memoirs who claimed that he had no responsibility for the defeat, despite fleeing to Padua during the battle and abandoning the entire Italian Second Army to its fate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Cadorna

What a piece of shit.

>>1912567
>/pol meme.
Don't post it again

>>1912789
What's the best translation of the Decameron?

>>1913067
I TOLD YOU DOG
I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARROWS

>>1913092
to be fair, the Poles did have to deal with being a colony of the soviet union for 50 years

though considering how things have been going this past year maybe I shouldn't give them so much leeway...

>>1913374
I'd pull the lever every time. Byzantines<Arabs

>>1913374
PULL THE LEVER

PAY DENBTS.

>>1913374
kekd

>>1913290
Wayne Rebhorn did a new translation of it just a few years ago, I recommend that.

Here's a bit from the introduction where Boccaccio (speaking directly to the reader) recounts what it was like to live in Florence during the black death.

>family members carried the bodies of the recently deceased out of their houses and put them down by the front doors, where anyone passing by, especially in the morning, could have seen them by the thousands. When all the graves were full, enormous trenches were dug in the cemeteries of the churches, into which the new arrivals were put by the hundreds, stowed layer upon layer like merchandise in ships, each one covered with a little earth, until the top of the trench was reached.

https://www.amazon.com/Decameron-Giovanni-Boccaccio/dp/0393350266

>>1913092
Communism is one hell of a drug.

>>1913092
Poland had millions of Russian immigrants

>>1892174

tl;dr buttmad spaniard's hungarian gf cucks him with a turk

>>1914476
jesus. I didn't know there were real people who bought into George Chittick's bullshit

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>>1914768

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>>1914768
.

>>1914788
But the Yamato was a really cool ship.

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>>1914768
>>1914793
and the e.gruppen was an anti-partizan organization.

>>1914788
Comfort women were, as the name implies, women, and therefore they were actually whores. QED.

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>>1914793

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>>1914799
t. Based Tojo

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These are probably the best memes

>>1914813
The Rothbard Glasses and Bow Tie was a nice touch.

>>1914820
Why did I randomly capitalize all that shit? I think I might be retarded.

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>>1914822
t. Mises

>>1914807
WIR FODERN DIE VERNICHTUNG DER JÜDISCHEN RASSE IN EUROPA

>>1914476
What in the fuck did I read?

>>1912550
DELET THIS

>>1912492
Yes, Britards say them like that. Worcestershire, like the sauce, is "woo-ster-shur"

>>1910198
Please explain.

>>1891228
kek

>>1895589
>>1896411

I've never seen the original, what was the kid's actual costume?

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>>1915220

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>>1900588
>catholic
>likes the Soviet Union

>>1894739
Love WKUK, but this video is kind of shit.
"Ben Franklin got so high he forgot to be president" is some funny shit though.

>>1892169
>medieval
>SPQR

>>1896355
If you speak German:
It could also mean "gut ungarisch" like "gut durch" if something is cooked long (enough).

>>1894654
instant all star. i like the song

>>1892172
o i am laffin

>>1895602
The oligarchic faction was anti-naval power though. It was the democrats who were for it

>>1910113
Why did he change shirts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

true classics

>>1916772
all those are Austrian shirts
Different time periods

>>1905374
>Reportedly, Antiochus III made the classic strategical mistake of not doing a single intelligent thing

Losing my shit

>>1900554
I live near Pittsburgh too, I always thought it was "skoi-kill"

>>1907762
I'm like 80% sure that all but literally one of these "there's bravery then there's REAL bravery" are shitposts made so they can be posted on 4chan.

>>1892174
clearly made by a spaniard

>>1917704
an austrian actually

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>>1894570

>>1900573
Ancient WC Fields over there in portugal.

>>1913115
Litteraly stolen from Blackadder

>>1898547
No it isn't. Beer is still beverage of choice in all of Germany. But you can't grow wine in northern Germany, so wine is also more available and thus more a part of culture in south-western Germany (Bavaria doesn't grow wine).

>>1900554
As it's Dutch origin, 'ch' is a hard 'k' sound. In German (the origin of probably more settlers in the area nowadays compared to the 16th century), it would be a softer 'sh' sound.

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>>1918133
>these articles
>especially the Japan allying with Germany one

>>1913046
>>1913074
>>1913088
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>>1913154
These are excellent. Pls draw more.

>>1892174
>character
>gruesome

What?

>>1891214
>humor
>not humour

>>1918658
That's Kate Beaton, a Canadian comic artist.

She has her own website (Hark! A Vagrant) with every comic she's drawn.

>>1919308
Thanks m8, I've spent too long in the poetry thread on /lit/ and now I'm used to assuming things I see are original

>>1913374
Jam it in the middle. Multi-track drifting.

>>1912492
It's Glaw-ster and Wuhster.

>>1892069
I see some Ching chongs in art classes at uni

shamefur dispray

>>1914476
Proof that Loyalists shouldn't be allowed to breed.